The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.27.12

April 27th, 2012 // 486 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Lifelike Expressions™: proud creators of Nicole Kidman‘s facial processor, now capable of exciting new positions like #317: Extreme Joy Mixed With Mild Bowel Discomfort! We’ve also got Russell Brand taking our big black microphone meme quite literally, and Alan Cumming who obviously had to leave straight from The Gay Lumberjack Olympics to make it to Tribeca.

Yes, Jeremy Renner, The Gay Lumberjack Olympics are real,

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  1. Robin Williams
    JanGator
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    She gets a Girl Scout badge for walking him across the street.

  2. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    catapostrophe
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    Pippa’s “ass” does not stop traffic.

  3. Heidi Klum Side Boob
    radadoon
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    Woops, lost something back there…

  4. Russell Brand
    Crabby Old Guy
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    This dweeb is working with Eric Idle of Monty Python fame? Fucking lousy way to head into the weekend armed with that “it’s end of the world” thought running through my head.

  5. Tyrese Gibson
    Deacon Jones
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    My exgirlfriend blew this mother fucker.

  6. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
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    I was trying to think of something kind to say…but I have nothing. Oh wait! Christie looks as beautiful as ever…

  7. Heidi Klum Side Boob
    radadoon
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    Heidi turns into a polar bear before our very eyes, on the prowl,

  8. Jeremy Renner
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    I’m supposed to stick this award where?

  9. Robin Williams
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    She’s pretty cute except for where she parts her teeth over on the side there…

  10. Michael K Williams
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    Omar!

  11. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    Kabuki theater in Munich? Now I’ve seen everything!

  12. Mike Tyson Black Energy Drink
    Deacon Jones
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    I didn’t know black energy existed….I thought it was more apathetic.

  13. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Raoul
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    She has an ass like an envelope.

  14. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard
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    Not pictured: Janice from the Muppets flashing her tits at him.

  15. Mike Tyson Black Energy Drink
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    It’s just a can of grape quarter water.

  16. Nicole Kidman
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    Nice gums, baby.

  17. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
    Deacon Jones
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    That guy’s definitely gay.
    No one rolls their socks like that anymore!

  18. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
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    This picture has Glee all over it. I need to wash my hands.

  19. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
    DeucePickle
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    He’s going to have one clean fuckin’ car

  20. Michael K Williams
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    “It’s easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you’ve got the stock market beat. But the man who’s worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his pants are too tight in the seat.”

  21. Charlize Theron CinemaCon Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award
    har har har
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    Nothing says “Thrilled to receive this Washed-Up Old Hag award” like squeezing yourself in a dress made for Miley Cyrus and smiling through gritted teeth at your now unemployed publicist.

  22. Jeremy Renner
    Donald Duck
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    Gay midget getting cast as an action hero in almost every new movie. He’s the new Tom Cruise. If he marries woman old enough to be his mom as his first beard we’ll know for sure.

  23. Amy Childs Bra See Through Dress
    kimmykimkim
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    Ouch! Bad bad bad!!

  24. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
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    I always wondered where the girl who lives under the overpass goes when she’s not there.

  25. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
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    One of them used up all the lipstick waiting to get to the rest of the makeup, and/or vice versa.

  26. Jeremy Renner
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    “I am the Chief Withard of Fabulouth Isalnd!”

  27. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
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    Alexa’s got a mouth like a Pez dispenser.

  28. Robin Williams
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    Marrying your nurse? Well, played Williams.

  29. Robin Williams
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    She carries that around to remind him what a punter he really is.

  30. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    Looks like Stepford has a new naughty version out.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
    Cock Dr
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    To all those posters who cried out again and again “if only she would go back to being a ginger she would look so much better” well, she did, and she doesn’t.

  32. Tyrese Gibson
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    “Okay…for the last time, I do NOT play right field for the Angels….”

  33. Amy Childs Bra See Through Dress
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    So, Homer’s shotgun make-up applicator was brought to market?

  34. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
    in town on vacation.
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    Don’t rag on his cord.

  35. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
    Gotye
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    I’d still do her.

  36. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
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    “Good job, Jennifer. LOWER THE CHOW BUCKET, POPS!”

  37. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress American Idol
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    They shoot American Idol in the middle of a street now?

  38. Nicole Kidman
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    Mmmmmm……. On second thought, maybe she should go back on the plastic surgery

  39. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
    DeucePickle
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    RIIIIIIIICOLA !

  40. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
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    I was wondered what Ellie May and Jethro would look like if you photoshopped them together.

  41. Emma Roberts Bra See Through Shirt
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    I guess if anyone can pull a ‘pinched boob’ look, it would be her….

    Any relation to Julia Roberts?

  42. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
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    Awwww, I’m so glad to see that she’s completely rehabilitated :) She looks as fresh as a daisy and enthusiastic to be working again! :)))))

  43. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
    Colin
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    I didn’t know Harley Quinn was going to be in The Dark Knight Rises.

  44. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress American Idol
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    If that skirt were an inch higher I think we’d get another picture of her gut.

  45. Russell Brand
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    “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts – deedle dee dee – there they are all sitting in a rowwwwwwww!”

  46. Amy Childs Bra See Through Dress
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    Her teeth look like the grill from an Aston-Martin.

  47. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
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    Pictured on right: Uptown Girl… and on the left is some chick we found at a Glee audition.

  48. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
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    I’m curious, why is the camera aimed at their crotc… oh yeah,.

  49. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress American Idol
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    Don’t care much for the dress, but love those thighs! Great ear warmers.

  50. Jeremy Renner
    Frank Burns
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    “Why yes, I am a saucy little dandy wearing feather underpants!”

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