The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.27.12

April 27th, 2012 // 486 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Lifelike Expressions™: proud creators of Nicole Kidman‘s facial processor, now capable of exciting new positions like #317: Extreme Joy Mixed With Mild Bowel Discomfort! We’ve also got Russell Brand taking our big black microphone meme quite literally, and Alan Cumming who obviously had to leave straight from The Gay Lumberjack Olympics to make it to Tribeca.

Yes, Jeremy Renner, The Gay Lumberjack Olympics are real,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
    JanGator
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    “Okay ladies, so the line is, ‘Thank you, Mr. Bay – may I please have more suds?’”

  2. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    I’d take ten pics a day of Pippa if we never had to see Kim K.’s ass again.

  3. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
    radadoon
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    Hey, its another gay lumberjack!

  4. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    President Clinton
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    what about her fucking head? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  5. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    Rumer has it she’s not the only one with a misshapen face.

  6. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Hey, hey!!! There’s my girl! One of these days, I’ll recognize her by her face.

  7. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
    Frank The Duck
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    “Gee thanks for offering Mom ,but I can do my own makeup…”

  8. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
    Pipedreamer
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    Jennifer is looking up as the wall she hit comes down on her.

  9. Michael K Williams
    Your Momma's Valtrex
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    They invited a penguin?

  10. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
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    So I guess it turns out that the AV kids do get to finally hang out with hot women.

  11. Amy Childs Bra See Through Dress
    Frank The Duck
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    Nice natural look….

  12. Jeremy Renner
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    “I’m Hawkeye and I shoot arrows!”

  13. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Pipedreamer
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    Great ass… for England.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
    Cher X
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    Smoking is glamorous.

  15. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    I hear that new hair style is called “Flight Down an Elevator Shaft.”

  16. Jeremy Renner
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    “Pork chop sandwiches!!!”

  17. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Pipedreamer
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    mmm I love me some chunky monkey!

  18. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
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    Oh yeah, she is gonna be a stunner at 30.

  19. Charlize Theron CinemaCon Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award
    Star Droppings
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    I’m so glad they used the entire decade as to encompass her myriad of classics like Robot Chicken, Aeon Flux, Sweet November with acclaimed actor Keanu Reeves, and what was that huge one that recently packed the theaters? Oh yeah, Young Adult. Bravo, CinemaCon.

  20. Charlize Theron CinemaCon Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award
    radadoon
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    Great face, great body, terrible mind… as Meatlof says, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

  21. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
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    I am Cat Lady, hear me roar! *meow*

  22. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
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    Did she get ANY of Christy’s genes?

  23. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
    Cock Dr
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    I thought it wasn’t SO bad, and then I scrolled down.
    A kilt has so much more flair.

  24. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
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    Scarves are so passe.

  25. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
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    “I forget- which one of you is the one that refused to blow me yesterday?”

  26. Charlize Theron CinemaCon Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award
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    She’s looking rather…mmmm…tolerant.

  27. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    Christina Hendricks looks like hell after a four day Snozberry bender.

  28. Amy Childs Bra See Through Dress
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    Is this the blow-up doll from that Indie film “Lars and the Real Girl”?

  29. Michael K Williams
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    OK, I’ll say it. All I see are teeth in a nice blazer.

  30. Mike Tyson Black Energy Drink
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    “Thith thtuff ith delishith!”

  31. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
    radadoon
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    Got the thousand mile crack-ho stare down pat, now if anyone would just give me a part for this I could be working again, in acting I mean.

  32. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    JanGator
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    Now THAT’S a fart.

  33. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Just like every other mom with a Mercedes gas guzzler SUV.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
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    Well on her way to fulfilling the Hollywood dream of being dead by 27.

  35. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard
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    They’re called straight razors. Buy one. Use one. Start at the wrists and work up to the throat.

  36. Nicole Kidman
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    “A little less peanut butter on the gums, dammit!” said the photographer to the stable boy.

  37. Russell Brand
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    Where’s John Wilkes Booth when you really need him?

  38. Robin Williams
    Anthony
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    Please let that be your wallet.

  39. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress American Idol
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    Ok J-Lo. This is how we want to see you dressed. Quit trying to be twenty and dress your age. Of course if you lose the belly and the cottage cheese legs and ass then forget about the first request.

  40. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
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    Sing us a song, Piano Man.

  41. Robin Williams
    radadoon
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    Gee, he surely married up didn’t he!

  42. Charlize Theron CinemaCon Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award
    JanGator
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    She has one Oscar for dressing up as a lesbian trucker. I’d say her career is about as distinguished as that dress.

  43. Robin Williams
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    Did he marry another babysitter?

  44. Heidi Klum Side Boob
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    Clearly she’s missing the high caloric seal meat.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
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    That’s exactly the same look of semi-consciousness we used to wear in the 60s and 70s when we were fucked up on barbiturates.

  46. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
    Star Droppings
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    Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s…. dear God, Christy, did you save any Maybelline for the rest of us??

  47. Amy Childs Bra See Through Dress
    radadoon
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    CeeLo wore those same teeth the other night on The Voice with the Goodie Mob.

  48. Ashanti Cleavage
    Josh
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    She’s startin’ to get lunch lady arms.

  49. Russell Brand
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    He must be courting someone new. It looks like he washed his hair.

  50. Mike Tyson Black Energy Drink
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    He looks like he just faded back out of Bolivia.

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