The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.20.12

April 20th, 2012 // 433 Comments

[Ed. Note: Bouncing a little early considering 90% of the entertainment industry is high off its ass, though I don't know how that's any different than usual. If something big breaks later (Getting a vibe from the Sasquatch camp.), I'll attempt to add a penis joke to it. If not, Most Important People tomorrow morning as usual. - SW]

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which sadly doesn’t include any pot-smoking references unless you count Penn Badgley‘s hipster version of a stoner that makes me only slightly less wishful for a brushfire to wipe out Coachella. We’ve also got Kelsey Grammer‘s insatiable tongue lust finally crossing the gender line, and see if you can pinpoint what doesn’t belong in this picture, and no it’s not the black guy, you racist.

The downside to marijuana legalization because I enjoy harshing your buzz,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage The Avengers European Premiere
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    “No, this ISN’T Sean’s Penn!”….”Oh…wait…I get it…”

  2. Jeremy Renner The Avengers European Premiere
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    “My boyfriend keeps calling me Browneye instead of Hawkeye! Isnt that hilarious?!?

  3. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts
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    “OK ma’am.” “We’ll get those pants back to you as soon as we’re done sniffing the crotch..ERR..I mean..rubbing them against my…ERR..let me get the door for ya!”

  4. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
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    “Yeah I’m pissed!…somebody turned the hand dryer upside down!…YEAH!…UPSIDE DOWN!”

  5. Elizabeth Berkley See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly
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    She’s been eating too many Lisa Pecan Turtles

  6. The Situation Stan Lee Hugging
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    “So Stan, email me and let me know what you think of “The Incredible Douche.” “He gets wasted, turns a bronzy orange and secretly likes men!”

  7. Meg Ryan
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    I think she’s got male genetalia….

  8. Kelsey Grammer John Mahoney
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    the earclap and….”DOWN GOES FRASIER!”

  9. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Minidress
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    Look at the size o that NOGGIN! She looks like a walkin’ Blowpop! Niiiiice tooter tho….

  10. Jaleel White
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    I think his pants are off…..yeesh

  11. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Nipples Tank Top Yoga Pants
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    Hey! Leave her alone! This broad bangs the REAL Perseus!

  12. Spike Lee Martin Scorsese Brett Ratner
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    Scorseze should call Pesce to whack both of those hacks.

  13. Ali Larter Nipple
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    That was the scene in front of my house this morning. Oh yeah.

  14. William H Macy Long Greasy Hair Moustache
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    He just joined the Gin Blossoms. And I DONT mean the band

  15. Michael Moore Fat Sunglasses Hat
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    This fat fuck should get his head lit on fire and put out with a 2X4. He’s always bashing America. Where the fuck else could he eat so much?!? I notice he never makes any films in Somalia

  16. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Shitz
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    Bitch looks like a walking carcinoma.

  17. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    Shitz
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    Quick guys, 30 second round of grab ass!

  18. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
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    “Yeah, I’m gonna need that in 3XL, but can I get it with medium arms? I’s that doable?”

  19. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    quagmire
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    Now that’s nature.

  20. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    bethy
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    El Humiliato.

  21. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    kfc
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    dive in those cock first

  22. Meg Ryan
    Eve
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    and i think she looks quite nice. you are just picky.

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