The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.20.12

April 20th, 2012 // 433 Comments

[Ed. Note: Bouncing a little early considering 90% of the entertainment industry is high off its ass, though I don’t know how that’s any different than usual. If something big breaks later (Getting a vibe from the Sasquatch camp.), I’ll attempt to add a penis joke to it. If not, Most Important People tomorrow morning as usual. – SW]

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which sadly doesn’t include any pot-smoking references unless you count Penn Badgley‘s hipster version of a stoner that makes me only slightly less wishful for a brushfire to wipe out Coachella. We’ve also got Kelsey Grammer‘s insatiable tongue lust finally crossing the gender line, and see if you can pinpoint what doesn’t belong in this picture, and no it’s not the black guy, you racist.

The downside to marijuana legalization because I enjoy harshing your buzz,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. William H Macy Long Greasy Hair Moustache
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the guy to tried to sell me a timeshare in Vegas.

  2. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    But hes ass is twice as big as her boobs lol!

  3. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    kumquat
    Commented on this photo:

    I have never seen such a severe cameltoe. I bet she got a cervical friction burn from those pants.

  4. Michael Moore Fat Sunglasses Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus. Did he eat Jonas Hill?

  5. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what those straps made of, but I’m sure it’s classified.

  6. William H Macy Long Greasy Hair Moustache
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    He must have been eye-fucking the photographer…I feel dirty.

  7. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    New client for Jennie Craig

  8. Kelsey Grammer John Mahoney
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    MAHONEY!!!

  9. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    Those look natural.

  10. Elizabeth Berkley See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she even change anymore?

  11. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    That can is so sweet I’m sad Andy Warhol isn’t around to put 32 of them on a sheet of paper.

  12. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Nipples Tank Top Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s just happy she looks better than Meg Ryan.

  13. Michael Moore Fat Sunglasses Hat
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Behind the eight ball’. The story of a girl making it in the big apple.

  14. Jordan Carver Cleavage
    lara
    Commented on this photo:

    And not much more.

  15. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    She obviously swallowed a whole camel – toes and humps and all…

  16. Jordan Carver Cleavage
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Big boobs. That is all. No talent or any other ability at all. Blogs even say she is terrible in bed and is lousy at giving head.

  17. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, no, I’m Jonah and the whale is me, just hear me out…”

  18. Jordan Carver Cleavage
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    $300 a half hour. No anal.

  19. Ali Larter Nipple
    Commented on this photo:

    I can tell she’s as concerned about parenting her baby as January Jones.

  20. William H Macy Long Greasy Hair Moustache
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Shouldn’t he be playing pool with the other dogs?

  21. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m surprised that with all the non-”American Pie” film offers these two are getting, that they have time to do this sort of thing.

    *cough*

  22. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage The Avengers European Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “Scarlett, you signing leaked cell phone pics today?”

  23. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Wet Monkey
    Commented on this photo:

    The evidence against plastic surgery is mounting.

  24. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Objects in the rear view mirror may be closer than they appear.

  25. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts
    Chico the Man
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought she forgot her pants at first glance.

  26. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage The Avengers European Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Love,

    ScarJo.

    PS – I hate being called ScarJo. Save the whales.

  27. Jeremy Renner The Avengers European Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    So what’s his super power in The Avengers? Turning people gay?

  28. The Situation Stan Lee Hugging
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, who wins between a fly and really, really, old Spiderman?

  29. Elizabeth Berkley See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Her twat is getting a tweet.

  30. The Situation Stan Lee Hugging
    Commented on this photo:

    “So yeah, back in my day, we had a superhero called the Situation. He was accidentally given a radioactive enema and it turned him into Super Asshole. It never got off the ground. Effing comic code Where am I?”

  31. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage The Avengers European Premiere
    Wet Monkey
    Commented on this photo:

    First I thought Kylie Minogue. Then, no wait. Kylie Minogue is hot.

  32. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Those straps are true heroes.

  33. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Full of class, as usual.

  34. Kelsey Grammer John Mahoney
    Commented on this photo:

    Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

  35. Jaleel White
    Commented on this photo:

    Big Apple, meet Big D-Bag.

  36. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  37. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Nipples Tank Top Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it.

  38. Jaleel White
    Commented on this photo:

    I would lick the cherry out of his trunk.

  39. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a real comfy outfit for taking the bulldogs out for a drag, piss and poop.

  40. Ali Larter Nipple
    Commented on this photo:

    Pops a kid and the nips still point north. Have to love that.

  41. Meg Ryan
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Meg. :(

  42. William H Macy Long Greasy Hair Moustache
    Commented on this photo:

    Karl Malden wants his nose back.

  43. Michael Moore Fat Sunglasses Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    Liberal Fatty.

  44. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Nipples Tank Top Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    It must be “Nipples and Fat Guys Day” on TCWM

  45. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
    Commented on this photo:

    Sadly, he looks better fat. He was kind of Danny Devito as the Penguin when he was slimmer.

  46. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
    Wet Monkey
    Commented on this photo:

    Call all casinos in Atlantic City. Tell them to roll out the red carpet. A big whale is coming.

  47. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    The Munsters miss their son terribly and have this simple message for him wherever he might be.
    “Please come home, we love you.”

  48. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
    Agirl
    Commented on this photo:

    I love cavemans,,, sexy

  49. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Severe butterface.

  50. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I haven’t seen a body that shape since the time Pooh got stuck in Rabbit’s door

Leave A Comment