The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.20.12

April 20th, 2012 // 433 Comments

[Ed. Note: Bouncing a little early considering 90% of the entertainment industry is high off its ass, though I don't know how that's any different than usual. If something big breaks later (Getting a vibe from the Sasquatch camp.), I'll attempt to add a penis joke to it. If not, Most Important People tomorrow morning as usual. - SW]

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which sadly doesn’t include any pot-smoking references unless you count Penn Badgley‘s hipster version of a stoner that makes me only slightly less wishful for a brushfire to wipe out Coachella. We’ve also got Kelsey Grammer‘s insatiable tongue lust finally crossing the gender line, and see if you can pinpoint what doesn’t belong in this picture, and no it’s not the black guy, you racist.

The downside to marijuana legalization because I enjoy harshing your buzz,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice business suit. Think Ima wear this for my next deposition conference.

  2. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
    Johnny P!
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    Did some pap have to use up the last 2 shots on his cam to meet a quota?

  3. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “What, you say Michael Moore is in New York City too? Thanks, bye. Siri, plot me a map of every bakery, donut shop, and patisserie in New York City, and make it fast, before there is nothing left!”

  4. Jeremy Renner The Avengers European Premiere
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Can’t hide those feet. Hey everyone!…it’s Bugs Bunny!

  5. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    har har har
    Commented on this photo:

    And THAT’S for basically copycatting my outfit after I called you last night and told you what I was going to wear!

  6. Jordan Carver Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    Boobs.

  7. Ali Larter Nipple
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    Shockingly the brassiere industry in Hollywood has been hit hard with sales trending downward.

  8. Jeremy Renner The Avengers European Premiere
    dooood
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    so seacrest finnaly came out?

  9. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “You cant show that to anyone!!! Give me that camera, or im gonna break it on your head… Damn it! Cant you see I havent showered in weeks!??

  10. Elizabeth Berkley See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Forget her brilliance in ‘Saved By The Bell’…
    Forget her Oscar-worthy performance in ‘Showgirls’…
    She’s done something no other actress has ever done: Got Pregnant!!!
    Not THAT’S newsworthy!

    • According to the latest bullshit the GOP is pushing being a mother is the hardest job in the history of the world. LOL! Try building a bridge or skyscraper assholes. Stupid sentimental bullshit.

  11. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Minidress
    har har har
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    Paula La-bared-ass – that’s Spanish for “The Bared Ass”

  12. Elizabeth Berkley See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Put on a bra!!! You are pregnant and NOT sexy! ugh!

  13. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    you sure that’s not some method actor boning up for the new charles manson bio-doc?

  14. The Situation Stan Lee Hugging
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    The ‘Sitch: “You’re a fuckin’ legend man!”
    Stan: “Who are you? You feel like a product we used to use in the 50′s. ‘Brylcream’, it was called…”

  15. The Situation Stan Lee Hugging
    Colin
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    Get that guido away from that legend.

  16. Meg Ryan
    Johnny P!
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    ‘You’ve Got Mail!’
    Oh wait… it’s just more spam.

  17. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    So apparently the NY sanitation dept has hired Coco’s cameltoe to take care of sidewalk trash collection…

  18. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    You can almost hear her shirt screaming in pain.

  19. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage The Avengers European Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    She could be writing the next great Shakespeare poem and not a soul would notice…

  20. Jaleel White
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    When your career is reduced to mugging with over-sized props for the cameras, it’s time to call it a day.

  21. Jeremy Renner The Avengers European Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    The lasting effects of Tom Cruise proximity….

  22. Spike Lee Martin Scorsese Brett Ratner
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    The exact moment when Brett Ratner spotted the shrimp platter.

    • BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

      I don’t know why someone’s so pissed with you but…

      I am TomFrank!

      • kimmykimkim

        Nuh-uh! You lie. What is with all the thumbing down anyway? I went away for a few months and I come back to these little thumbs. What’s with the thumbs? And then someone will reply to their own comment to correct something from their previous comment and some dickdouche thumbs that down. Laaaame!!

        Hell yeah, I’ll come back later and see how many thumbs down I get! It’s Friday, bitches! Fuck it!

      • I think he’s saying “I am TomFrank!” like “I am Spartacus!” Or not. I’m easily given over to delusions of slave-rebellion-martyr grandeur.

  23. Spike Lee Martin Scorsese Brett Ratner
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s ‘slumming it’, and I won’t say who.

  24. William H Macy Long Greasy Hair Moustache
    Johnny P!
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    A face only a mother could… get used to, over a long period of time.

  25. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
    Colin
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    Jesus, that was quick.

  26. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the most confused looking conga line I’ve ever seen.

  27. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    With great power… comes great ass….

  28. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage The Avengers European Premiere
    Batman
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    She’d save a lot of time if she just covered her tits in ink and stamped the paper.

  29. Michael Moore Fat Sunglasses Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    Y’know, I always wondered what happened to that mental patient who thought he was Michael Jackson.

  30. Jaleel White
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    J W L T Cox’s pippin

  31. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Michael Moore: The Early Years? A biographical pic, you say? Yeah sure, sign me up!”

    • Schmidtler

      the only thing that could possibly be funnier than when John Goodman had to lose weight to play Babe Ruth would be Jonah Hill having to lose weight to play Michael Moore.

  32. Jeremy Renner The Avengers European Premiere
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    He just came out of the Hurt Locker.

  33. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
    Commented on this photo:

    So Michael Moore is the Final Five today?

  34. Jeremy Renner The Avengers European Premiere
    bevtastic7
    Commented on this photo:

    Why yes, I am a fancy little man. Thank you for asking!

  35. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sigh…my name is so stupid.”

  36. Elizabeth Berkley See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    Baby’s gotta check his e-mail.

  37. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    Gringo
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why America is considered the toilet of the world by all nations around the globe.

  38. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Peed In Your Drink
    Commented on this photo:

    See what you get when you make Paris Hilton angry?

  39. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Patch
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if her lips have separation anxiety…

  40. The Situation Stan Lee Hugging
    Peed In Your Drink
    Commented on this photo:

    Stan: “Hug me lower, I think my Metamucil might be starting to work.”

  41. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I see a donkey punch coming.

  42. The Situation Stan Lee Hugging
    Pasta
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why I always thought Stan Lee sucked.

  43. Meg Ryan
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    Huh, and here I thought she was dead.

  44. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Nipples Tank Top Yoga Pants
    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow those are really good adult diapers, you can hardly tell she’s peeing.

  45. Michael Moore Fat Sunglasses Hat
    Peed In Your Drink
    Commented on this photo:

    Carryin’ my own tote-bag. Feel the burn, baby.

  46. Jordan Carver Cleavage
    Superdouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Patricia Arquette wore it better in “True Romance”

  47. Kelsey Grammer John Mahoney
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    “I know it was you, Kelsey! You broke my heart…YOU BROKE MY HEART!”

  48. Jaleel White
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    If he wasn’t black I would’ve made a cunnilingus joke.

  49. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Nipples Tank Top Yoga Pants
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    Lady, we’re just as surprised as you are that somebody would bother taking your picture.

  50. Spike Lee Martin Scorsese Brett Ratner
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    So this isn’t a Curb Your Enthusiasm photo call?

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