[Ed. Note: Bouncing a little early considering 90% of the entertainment industry is high off its ass, though I don't know how that's any different than usual. If something big breaks later (Getting a vibe from the Sasquatch camp.), I'll attempt to add a penis joke to it. If not, Most Important People tomorrow morning as usual. - SW]
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which sadly doesn’t include any pot-smoking references unless you count Penn Badgley‘s hipster version of a stoner that makes me only slightly less wishful for a brushfire to wipe out Coachella. We’ve also got Kelsey Grammer‘s insatiable tongue lust finally crossing the gender line, and see if you can pinpoint what doesn’t belong in this picture, and no it’s not the black guy, you racist.
The downside to marijuana legalization because I enjoy harshing your buzz,
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Nice business suit. Think Ima wear this for my next deposition conference.
Lindsay, is that you?
Did some pap have to use up the last 2 shots on his cam to meet a quota?
“What, you say Michael Moore is in New York City too? Thanks, bye. Siri, plot me a map of every bakery, donut shop, and patisserie in New York City, and make it fast, before there is nothing left!”
Can’t hide those feet. Hey everyone!…it’s Bugs Bunny!
And THAT’S for basically copycatting my outfit after I called you last night and told you what I was going to wear!
lol
Boobs.
Shockingly the brassiere industry in Hollywood has been hit hard with sales trending downward.
Pretty sure there’s a brassiere under there. Use the Zoom if you can’t tell.
I find it strange that SEVEN peple hated on this comment.
As for bras, they do different things. They can hoist, they can cover, they can suppress.
She obviously has one on, but it’s not suppressing.
i woke up the cookie deleting monster again and that guy hates TomFrank.
Maybe she been taking anti-suppression drugs…wait a minute…did I get that right?
so seacrest finnaly came out?
“You cant show that to anyone!!! Give me that camera, or im gonna break it on your head… Damn it! Cant you see I havent showered in weeks!??
Forget her brilliance in ‘Saved By The Bell’…
Forget her Oscar-worthy performance in ‘Showgirls’…
She’s done something no other actress has ever done: Got Pregnant!!!
Not THAT’S newsworthy!
According to the latest bullshit the GOP is pushing being a mother is the hardest job in the history of the world. LOL! Try building a bridge or skyscraper assholes. Stupid sentimental bullshit.
Paula La-bared-ass – that’s Spanish for “The Bared Ass”
Put on a bra!!! You are pregnant and NOT sexy! ugh!
I sense a certain amount of I-Don’t-Give-A-Damness here.
you sure that’s not some method actor boning up for the new charles manson bio-doc?
The ‘Sitch: “You’re a fuckin’ legend man!”
Stan: “Who are you? You feel like a product we used to use in the 50′s. ‘Brylcream’, it was called…”
Get that guido away from that legend.
‘You’ve Got Mail!’
Oh wait… it’s just more spam.
So apparently the NY sanitation dept has hired Coco’s cameltoe to take care of sidewalk trash collection…
You can almost hear her shirt screaming in pain.
She could be writing the next great Shakespeare poem and not a soul would notice…
When your career is reduced to mugging with over-sized props for the cameras, it’s time to call it a day.
The lasting effects of Tom Cruise proximity….
The exact moment when Brett Ratner spotted the shrimp platter.
I don’t know why someone’s so pissed with you but…
I am TomFrank!
Nuh-uh! You lie. What is with all the thumbing down anyway? I went away for a few months and I come back to these little thumbs. What’s with the thumbs? And then someone will reply to their own comment to correct something from their previous comment and some dickdouche thumbs that down. Laaaame!!
Hell yeah, I’ll come back later and see how many thumbs down I get! It’s Friday, bitches! Fuck it!
I think he’s saying “I am TomFrank!” like “I am Spartacus!” Or not. I’m easily given over to delusions of slave-rebellion-martyr grandeur.
Someone’s ‘slumming it’, and I won’t say who.
A face only a mother could… get used to, over a long period of time.
Jesus, that was quick.
That’s the most confused looking conga line I’ve ever seen.
With great power… comes great ass….
She’d save a lot of time if she just covered her tits in ink and stamped the paper.
Y’know, I always wondered what happened to that mental patient who thought he was Michael Jackson.
J W L T Cox’s pippin
“Michael Moore: The Early Years? A biographical pic, you say? Yeah sure, sign me up!”
the only thing that could possibly be funnier than when John Goodman had to lose weight to play Babe Ruth would be Jonah Hill having to lose weight to play Michael Moore.
He just came out of the Hurt Locker.
So Michael Moore is the Final Five today?
Why yes, I am a fancy little man. Thank you for asking!
lol
“Sigh…my name is so stupid.”
Baby’s gotta check his e-mail.
This is why America is considered the toilet of the world by all nations around the globe.
Yes, but they still keep cashing our checks. Go figure.
See what you get when you make Paris Hilton angry?
I wonder if her lips have separation anxiety…
Stan: “Hug me lower, I think my Metamucil might be starting to work.”
I think I see a donkey punch coming.
This is why I always thought Stan Lee sucked.
Huh, and here I thought she was dead.
Wow those are really good adult diapers, you can hardly tell she’s peeing.
Carryin’ my own tote-bag. Feel the burn, baby.
Patricia Arquette wore it better in “True Romance”
“I know it was you, Kelsey! You broke my heart…YOU BROKE MY HEART!”
“…but you made me one rich old motherfucker so nah, fuggidabaudit…”
If he wasn’t black I would’ve made a cunnilingus joke.
Lady, we’re just as surprised as you are that somebody would bother taking your picture.
So this isn’t a Curb Your Enthusiasm photo call?