The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.19.13

April 19th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I promise doesn’t contain any Twitter-sharted most likely false info about the Boston Marathon suspects. Or does it? LIL BUB IS A ROBOTIC SURVEILLANCE DEVICE CREATED BY DARPA TO DISTRACT US FROM SOPA PASSING CONGRESS!!11 HIS TONGUE IS A SECRET DATABASE FOR EVERYONE’S EMAILS AND PHONE CALLSFALSEFLAGFALSEFLAG!! Except none of that. Stop that shit and instead do something constructive like captioning the hell out of Anthony Kiedis and his girlfriend literally about to bang on the sidewalk, Black Bad Santa and Armenian Oswald Cobblepot.

Seriously Hollywood, a The Blind Side reboot already? (I’m sorry Melissa McCarthy, you’re the shit for real and I’m a low-hanging fruit motherfucker),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Eva Mendes Butt Tight Pants
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    Nice thing about the gig cleaning Arnold Schwarzenegger’s apartment is, you don’t have to schlep a big heavy bag of cleaning supplies.

  2. Samantha Barks Cleavage See Through Dress Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Yes? More please?

  3. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    Badder Santa.

  4. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
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    Seen her as Coolio’s defence councelor.

  5. Tracy Morgan
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    At least he’s sucking in that fucking gut for a change.

  6. Katherine Schwarzenegger Butt Yoga Pants
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    Heh, who am I kidding…

  7. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    Being non-Merkin, I am thankfully devoid of any information about her except what I can see, and what I can see is pretty fucking tight.

  8. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    And then Terrence remembered he was supposed to be on set two hours ago…

  9. Robert Downey Jr Susan Downey Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    He really needs to quit trying so hard. He became a caricature of himself a long time ago.

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