The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.19.13

April 19th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I promise doesn’t contain any Twitter-sharted most likely false info about the Boston Marathon suspects. Or does it? LIL BUB IS A ROBOTIC SURVEILLANCE DEVICE CREATED BY DARPA TO DISTRACT US FROM SOPA PASSING CONGRESS!!11 HIS TONGUE IS A SECRET DATABASE FOR EVERYONE’S EMAILS AND PHONE CALLSFALSEFLAGFALSEFLAG!! Except none of that. Stop that shit and instead do something constructive like captioning the hell out of Anthony Kiedis and his girlfriend literally about to bang on the sidewalk, Black Bad Santa and Armenian Oswald Cobblepot.

Seriously Hollywood, a The Blind Side reboot already? (I’m sorry Melissa McCarthy, you’re the shit for real and I’m a low-hanging fruit motherfucker),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
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    Who taught this guy how to dress?

  2. Eva Mendes Butt Tight Pants
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    I saw her on Conan. She’s so sexy and lovable.

  3. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Looks like Vin Diesel with AIDS.

  4. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans
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    God Damn! She’s fucking hot. I need to see her naked.

  5. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
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    Why does he always have to dress like an asshole?

  6. Amber Arbucci Butt Tight Pantsuit Nipple Isolated Premiere Equinox Sports Club
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    Not just the ass. She’s good all over.

  7. Katherine Schwarzenegger Butt Yoga Pants
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    I need to see a better picture before I make a judgement.

  8. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    One the relevant pictures are featured, I see.

  9. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    The payoff was worth it.

  10. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
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    This Kendra distracts you with its eerie, hollow-eyed death glare while a second Kendra rushes from the side to disembowel you with its toe-claws.

  11. Robert Downey Jr Susan Downey Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    This picture makes me realize that Robert Downey, Jr. would be the most annoying conjoined twin ever.

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
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    Does anyone remember if there’s anything in Greek mythology with the body of a woman, the face of a horse, and the talons of a buzzard?

  13. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
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    “OMG, I used to blow old dudes for heroin money too! Let’s make out!”

  14. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
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    When did Ryan Seacrest get so tall?

  15. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    His eyes are morphing like the people in the “Black Hole Sun” video.

  16. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
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    I thought the plant in the background was hay spilling out of the back while Kim was having her afternoon graze.

  17. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
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    Your face would look like this too if Buffalo Bob had his hand up your ass.

  18. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    Things get really awkward when Jon Favreau takes his kids to the mall to see Santa.

  19. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    If they do an Addams Family reboot, they have their Fester.

  20. Evan Rachel Wood Nipples No Bra Pregnant Belly Juror Welcome Lunch Tribeca Film Festival
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    That’s the wicked side-eye she uses when someone asks her if she’s January Jones.

  21. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    I’m a little disappointed to find out that picture of the Bengal tiger with Downs was just a cat all along.

  22. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
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    Did Perez Hilton call him a fag before or after he saw this picture?

  23. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
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    I don’t know which offensive term is causing my last comment to pend, “f*g” or “Perez Hilton.” :(

  24. Tracy Morgan
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    Tracy had a third arm installed just to slap people out of his way at the airport.

  25. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    There has to be a reason Photo Boy included so many shots of Rebecca Hall in today’s Crap, but I just can’t put my finger on tit.

  26. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
    tlmck
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    I don’t remember Wee Willie Winkie wearing plaid.

  27. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    tlmck
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    Nice of Vin Diesel to take his special needs brother out once and a while.

  28. Sean Patrick Flanery Shirtless Pull Up Rings Jiu Jitsu Gym
    Jenn
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    He and redneck zombie killer are still pretty hot.

  29. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    Jenn
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    Meet House’s cool Rockstar little brother they never got around to introducing in the 25 seasons.

  30. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
    Jenn
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    My mother has a purse just like Will. I. Am’s. aw, cute. She’s 60.

  31. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    Arzach
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    Salma’s cleavage is covered because Taylor Lautner thinks it’s “icky” so she’s avoiding to hurt his sensibilities.

  32. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    cc
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    If she was smart she’d realize the screams are coming from under the SUV, not inside.

    Poor kid.

  33. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
    cc
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    It’s tough being Santa Pimp these days.

  34. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    cc
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    No lines anywhere, she must be wearing a ‘snatch patch’.

  35. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    cc
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    How is that for easy access?

  36. Evan Rachel Wood Nipples No Bra Pregnant Belly Juror Welcome Lunch Tribeca Film Festival
    tom
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    Has anyone seen her smile once in her life?

  37. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    tom
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    Finally it’s been a long time since the last five were worth it!

  38. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
    Bob McDicklehoss
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    Seriously. This guy’s as gay as a bag of rainbows.

  39. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
    Ian Ziering
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    10-to-1 this apple still has the stem attached.

  40. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    lori
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    Hideous outfit.

  41. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    gb2121
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    What is the tensile strength of those heels? NASA could build a space elevator with that material

  42. Robert Downey Jr Susan Downey Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    The Ouroboros
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    “Thought I saw a red dot on me for a second. There has to be an Avengers 2.”

  43. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
    Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
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    “So have you and Kanye picked a named yet?”
    - Sandra Bullock

  44. Amber Arbucci Butt Tight Pantsuit Nipple Isolated Premiere Equinox Sports Club
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    very pretty woman.

  45. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
    vhkmputt
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    his right hand is like a bubble what happen to it?

  46. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    “You’re standing on my left hoof” “oops”

  47. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
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    dressed for ‘The new adventures of Timmy & Lassie’

  48. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    Kwanza Klaus is on his way….hide your silverware!

  49. Evan Rachel Wood Nipples No Bra Pregnant Belly Juror Welcome Lunch Tribeca Film Festival
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    Chandler’s unimpressed.

  50. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Mike Bridavski is a strange name for a cat.

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