The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.19.13

April 19th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I promise doesn’t contain any Twitter-sharted most likely false info about the Boston Marathon suspects. Or does it? LIL BUB IS A ROBOTIC SURVEILLANCE DEVICE CREATED BY DARPA TO DISTRACT US FROM SOPA PASSING CONGRESS!!11 HIS TONGUE IS A SECRET DATABASE FOR EVERYONE’S EMAILS AND PHONE CALLSFALSEFLAGFALSEFLAG!! Except none of that. Stop that shit and instead do something constructive like captioning the hell out of Anthony Kiedis and his girlfriend literally about to bang on the sidewalk, Black Bad Santa and Armenian Oswald Cobblepot.

Seriously Hollywood, a The Blind Side reboot already? (I’m sorry Melissa McCarthy, you’re the shit for real and I’m a low-hanging fruit motherfucker),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    toopier
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    All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
    Daniel Boone

    …or just a gun
    Ferris Bueller

  2. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    Suddenly… COCAINE!!!

  3. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
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    Better gets some lights or yellow stripes on that ASAP.

  4. Tracy Morgan
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    Yeah, I don’t get why you’re famous either.

  5. Katherine Schwarzenegger Butt Yoga Pants
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    Don’t look at that ass if you want to live.

  6. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    Cum in this ass if you want to live!

  7. Sean Patrick Flanery Shirtless Pull Up Rings Jiu Jitsu Gym
    Quas
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    He’s looking a lot better these days. He looked almost unrecognizable in the 2nd Boondocks movie.

  8. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
    Senor Trout
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    The only reason they landed Melissa McCarthy is she thought her manager said the event was at the Cinnabon at Ceasar’s Palace Resort & Casino.

  9. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
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    She’s about as attractive as a dogs butthole.

  10. Robert Downey Jr Susan Downey Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    “Schwiiiing!”

  11. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
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    Californication

  12. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
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    I always knew she was dead on the inside. At least the outside matches now.

  13. Sean Patrick Flanery Shirtless Pull Up Rings Jiu Jitsu Gym
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    He will always be Powder to me, no matter how different he looks.

  14. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
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    Are we sure this isn’t Scott Disick?

  15. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
    sc4play
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    Well, got the ‘Short’ part right at least!

  16. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    sc4play
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    FTW!

  17. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
    sc4play
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    Well, at least you got the ‘Short’ part right!

  18. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    “Fuck you! I was in Iron man…IRON MAN!
    *breaks down and cries*

  19. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    “Guess what Annie…Daddy Warbucks found his cocaine!”

  20. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    I can’t bash MM. LOVE her!

  21. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    Twizlah
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    Side boob…the other white meat.

  22. Sean Patrick Flanery Shirtless Pull Up Rings Jiu Jitsu Gym
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    According to imdb, he is 47. Hot damn, he looks good!

  23. Evan Rachel Wood Nipples No Bra Pregnant Belly Juror Welcome Lunch Tribeca Film Festival
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    put on a bra, skank!

  24. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Angry cat meet retarded cat.

  25. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
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    Damn. She looks like a drowned corpse.

  26. Robert Downey Jr Susan Downey Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Did he have to make it so obvious that his underwear is riding up his crotch?

  27. Megan Hilty Cleavage Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
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    She looks good. Very sexy.

  28. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
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    DUDE!!! Do her, right there behind the car. While you’re there look for my initials because I did her there, too.

  29. Megan Hilty Cleavage Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
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    Definitely a hot woman with (it appears) natural tits! Today should be a date which will go down in infamy…

  30. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
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    That security guard is in witness protection and is trying to memorize the face of the paparazzo so she can kill him later and steal his film.

  31. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    Wow! If Sandra Bullock only had Melissa McCarthy’s tits…

  32. Samantha Barks Cleavage See Through Dress Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Samantha Barks…is that a complete sentence?

  33. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    I think it might be a bit too late for him to bother with putting down on drugs…

  34. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
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    Fer fucksake, Kardashian, go home and knit some booties or bake some cookies or something else domestic. Nobody wants to see you out and about in public…

  35. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
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    You know, Dipshit, just because you can get into a shirt doesn’t mean it’s the right size. Move up a size and you’ll be much more comfortable.

  36. Evan Rachel Wood Nipples No Bra Pregnant Belly Juror Welcome Lunch Tribeca Film Festival
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    She’s so hot, I’d do her even though she’s knocked up!

  37. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Totally pussy whipped and it’s not even the right kind of pussy!

  38. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans
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    She’s one of the reasons I watched the first two episodes of Splash. Keisha Knight Pulliam was the other.

  39. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
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    I find it amusing that whenever Russell Brand wants to “dress up,” he puts bootblack on his face.

  40. Amber Arbucci Butt Tight Pantsuit Nipple Isolated Premiere Equinox Sports Club
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    Damn! Lovely ass.

  41. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    I just saw her in a film on Netflix today, and you all can say what you want…I think she’s gorgeous!

  42. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    “Houston, this is Apollo MMXIII…we have nipple. Repeat, we have nipple. All is A-OK!”

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    Skippy86
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    OK try to imagine those hands rapped around your member while staring at that face. Now try and get a boner.

  44. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
    Skippy86
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    Two flannels dont make you any more butch

  45. Eva Mendes Butt Tight Pants
    Skippy86
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    Her ass looks like its made of Leggos.

  46. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans
    Skippy86
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    Yay someone attractive.

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    Pine Table Fever
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    Damn. Jim Henson’s Creature Shop are certainly worthy of their name.

  48. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    Sandra is so sexy.

  49. Samantha Barks Cleavage See Through Dress Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    She’s pretty hot.

  50. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    I love Soundgarden and Audioslave. Chris has one of the best voices in Rock music.

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