The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.19.13

April 19th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I promise doesn’t contain any Twitter-sharted most likely false info about the Boston Marathon suspects. Or does it? LIL BUB IS A ROBOTIC SURVEILLANCE DEVICE CREATED BY DARPA TO DISTRACT US FROM SOPA PASSING CONGRESS!!11 HIS TONGUE IS A SECRET DATABASE FOR EVERYONE’S EMAILS AND PHONE CALLSFALSEFLAGFALSEFLAG!! Except none of that. Stop that shit and instead do something constructive like captioning the hell out of Anthony Kiedis and his girlfriend literally about to bang on the sidewalk, Black Bad Santa and Armenian Oswald Cobblepot.

Seriously Hollywood, a The Blind Side reboot already? (I’m sorry Melissa McCarthy, you’re the shit for real and I’m a low-hanging fruit motherfucker),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Samantha Barks Cleavage See Through Dress Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    Gin&Tonic
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    I’m reserving final judgment until i can see her face when she’s not doing that shit, but first impressions say she’s pretty hot

  2. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    Gin&Tonic
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    amphetamines just kicked in, he’ll be in tokyo by noon

  3. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Lil Bub made it to The Superficial! Awww.

  4. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Vin Diesel for Nutrisystem

  5. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
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    I’m jealous. Still would do.

  6. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    Gin&Tonic
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    somebody please shoot this cow and dump her body in a deep quarry somewhere. I’ll pay you! I’ve got like 8 bucks in my car’s emergency tollbooth fund. anyone wanna go halfsies?

  7. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    Phoenix
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    Kevin James looks more like Jor-El than Russell Crowe ever will.

  8. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans
    Gin&Tonic
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    waaaay hotter and less annoying than kim kardashian. let’s hope someone with tequila and a videocamera makes her the next superstar!

  9. Tracy Morgan
    Gin&Tonic
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    trying to generate a fart handy for right when he’s passing the paparazzi

  10. Samantha Barks Cleavage See Through Dress Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    tlmck
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    I don’t know about barks, but it appears she has one helluva bite.

  11. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    Phoenix
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    Tan singer.

  12. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    Gin&Tonic
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    I’m tempted to say they may be real

  13. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    tlmck
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    Didn’t Phoebe from Friends do a song called “Floppy tits, floppy tits”?

  14. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
    Dominuse
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    Talented.he.isn’t

  15. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    Cletus
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    Sweet jeebus!!! A little warning next time, maybe?

  16. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    cc
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    Thank God, a cute cat to erase the umpteenth image of Kim K’s horrendous ass.

  17. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
    Mike701
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    Of course my fear of heights is real. If I go too high these babies will pop like soap bubbles.

  18. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    Now that’s how you wear a pair of jeans.

  19. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Cletus
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    Upstaged by a cat… again.

  20. Robert Downey Jr Susan Downey Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    weeblo
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    you know when I has to let one rip, I usually try not to be so conspicuous about it

  21. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
    WTF
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    She looks like she has terminal PMS.

  22. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
    Marco Polo
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    Let this be a lesson to young girls/women to use sunscreen and stay out of tanning beds. This chick has so much sun damage, she looks twice her age.

  23. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    tlmck
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    I think it’s high time that the government put some research dollars into Crone’s disease.

  24. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    I thought it was a Dave Chapelle Chrismas special.

  25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    Queef Sister
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    You know her ass is stuck between those two cars, right?

  26. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
    Nemo Noman
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    Oh won’t you come play with us. It will be ever so much fun. We will laugh and play and never grow old…ever.

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    Vladimir
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    Try jumping back and forth between her and the Ben Kingsley pic just before this one…similarity is AMAZING.

  28. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    Vladimir
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    Richard Grieco looks GOOD!

  29. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    I see the Professor, Mr. Howell, Maryanne, Gilligan, and the Skipper. But where are Mrs. Howell and Ginger?

  30. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
    Vladimir
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    “I’m a lumberjack and I’m Ok, I sleep all night and I work all day…”

  31. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    “i’m sorry, I just can’t get close enough to kiss you!”

  32. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans
    Vladimir
    Commented on this photo:

    Pop, POP!

  33. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
    Vladimir
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    Pop, POP!

  34. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
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    Buffalo Bob: Say kids, what time is it?
    Kids: It’s Howdy Doody Time!

    It’s Howdy Doody Time.
    It’s Howdy Doody Time.
    Bob Smith and Howdy Do
    Say Howdy Do to you.
    Let’s give a rousing cheer,
    Cause Howdy Doody’s here,
    It’s time to start the show,
    So kids let’s go!

  35. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    NYUCK, NYUCK, NYUCK!

  36. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    The look on Melissa McCarthy’s face says; “I hope there’s none of those Jesse James cooties left on Sandra.”

  37. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    kim
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    I’ve always thought she was gorgeous. Real talk.

  38. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
    Meshuggah Tits
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    “Do you have a kiss for Daddy?” (Ferris Bueller reference, kids)

  39. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
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    “Mommy… where’s Daddy?
    MOMMY! … where’s Daddy….”

    Come on and sit on yo’ Daddy’s lap
    ‘cuz I’m the one, that pats yo’ back
    Give yo’ Daddy a kiss girl

    …awwww Dad

  40. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    I’m gonna break my rusty CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    And do coke!

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    Yoda Mann
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    MarcoPunch

  42. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
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    It looks like he went back in time to make out with 1989 Anthony Kiedis.

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
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    With her there, it sure as hell wasn’t the “Blue Ball Book”.

  44. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    I’d pickle her.

  45. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
    Joe Blow
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    In what is certain to be yet another doomed effort to kill Bart, Sideshow Bob disguises himself in black face.

  46. Robert Downey Jr Susan Downey Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    toopier
    Commented on this photo:

    Look! Someone photoshopped Kingsley’s face onto a live person’s body.

  47. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    Joe Blow
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    So, which celebrity will she be dancing with?

  48. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    Momma warned him not to stare into a Black Hole Sun.

  49. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
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    That can’t be her ride, unless Peterbilt started making SUVs.

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