The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.19.13

April 19th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I promise doesn’t contain any Twitter-sharted most likely false info about the Boston Marathon suspects. Or does it? LIL BUB IS A ROBOTIC SURVEILLANCE DEVICE CREATED BY DARPA TO DISTRACT US FROM SOPA PASSING CONGRESS!!11 HIS TONGUE IS A SECRET DATABASE FOR EVERYONE’S EMAILS AND PHONE CALLSFALSEFLAGFALSEFLAG!! Except none of that. Stop that shit and instead do something constructive like captioning the hell out of Anthony Kiedis and his girlfriend literally about to bang on the sidewalk, Black Bad Santa and Armenian Oswald Cobblepot.

Seriously Hollywood, a The Blind Side reboot already? (I’m sorry Melissa McCarthy, you’re the shit for real and I’m a low-hanging fruit motherfucker),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    Johnny Depp stars in the reimagining of The Eyes of Laura Mars.

  2. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
    BatGuano
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    I guess that ‘Hitler Jr.’ look is working for him.

  3. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    JennywithaY
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    Oh, was Jon Hamm there?

  4. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    I always thought his eyes made him instantly recognizable, but without the caption, I would have thought this was Andrew Zimmern. So much for the eye theory.

  5. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    Stop blowing her up, she’s gonna pop.

  6. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I was in a photo-op once. It was awful.”

  7. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
    JennywithaY
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    Elijah Wood as Jack Torrance in The Shining! The Broadway musical based on the Stanley Kubrick classic.

    “Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!”

  8. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
    ThisWillHurt
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    I was hoping to someday see a black Doctor Who, but this is not what I had in mind.

  9. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    Kodos
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    I wonder how the mole she had lasered off is doin’…

    ..gotta be better than this.

  10. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
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    Let me guess, they’re remaking Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

  11. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans
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    A keeper: She and her mother have very nice Teeth – always checkout the Mothers attributes, body changes and mental disposition kids!
    (J.R. Bob Dobbs)

  12. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You know what I love? When my mom wears high heels and performs manual labor! It doesn’t hurt at all,” said no fetus ever.

  13. Sean Patrick Flanery Shirtless Pull Up Rings Jiu Jitsu Gym
    ThisWillHurt
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    “And MMA fighters we shall be. For thee, m’Lord, for thee.”

  14. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
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    From the neck down she is pretty damn cute. Unfortunately she sports Tupperware titties, so we can disregard those. But that leaves her with a nice ass and legs. Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, right? Right? Hello…???

  15. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    We gawkers are so cruel – the crease (if present) creates “Boob-sweat” and all >B cup ladies know about it. Can you imagine the counter Ball-sweat scenarios Boys!!!?

  16. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Mrs. Claus must have tig ol’ bitties.

  17. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    Chad Kroeger looks like shit

  18. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
    Buddy The Elf
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    Z.E.L.T.C.

  19. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    The only one of these…PEOPLE!…that’s worth a shit is Salma Hayek and frankly, if she wasn’t assembled in such a nice package I wouldn’t bother with her either.

  20. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
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    He’s a lumberjack. And he’s OK.

  21. Katherine Schwarzenegger Butt Yoga Pants
    ThisWillHurt
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    So, no concern for the Schwarzenegger walking around town with the cat-o-nine-tails?

  22. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    Buddy The Elf
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    Fucking FINALLY inducted Rush.
    Dumbasses.

  23. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage Bending Over
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    “…and when you’re done there, young lady, I want you to pick up those nickels from off the ground.”

  24. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
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    “So, do you think my ass will fit in there?”

  25. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
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    Gayest Paul Bunyan I’ve ever seen.

  26. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
    ThisWillHurt
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    Zac Efron on the set of his new film, “Dropped Out of College and Desperate For an Entry Level Job Musical.”

  27. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
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    Worst “Oddjob” cosplay. Ever.

  28. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Flat ass.

  29. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Damn, I miss Hostess cupcakes!

  30. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Flatter ass. Bigger boob.

  31. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
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    Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.

  32. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
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    God, I don’t believe in You, but I’m willing to convert if You should hurl a lightning bolt at some random person. Um…Kim Kardashian? God?

    Damn it, I knew it.

  33. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    Nick4ca
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    I swear I see side nipple.

  34. Eva Mendes Butt Tight Pants
    GatorGamble
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    …I’m gonna break your hip…

    Time to do you Granpa Style.

  35. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    Nick4ca
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    Now I know I see side nipple!

  36. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
    Gin&tonic
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    I remember one time on the girls next door when she was going around boasting she can tan all she wants to and doesn’t have to worry about it ’cause she’s 19. yeah, should have put on some sunblock, too late for her leathery hide now

  37. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
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    She looks like an old Barbie doll that got wedged in a heater vent.

  38. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    T-Time
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    “W.ennnnn.B.C”, “Cot damnit, Howard!”, “I am NOT drinking any FUCKING Merlot!”

  39. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    Gin&Tonic
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    well selma has tits and fatty has comedic timing, do any of the others have any marketable skills to bring to the table?

  40. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    Looks like Kevin James’ skirt is caught in his cooch.

  41. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
    T-Time
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    Looks like Flava Flav downgraded his game. The Viking helmet is still better.

  42. Amber Arbucci Butt Tight Pantsuit Nipple Isolated Premiere Equinox Sports Club
    T-Time
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    Does it really matter, who? Just look at dat-ass.

  43. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    T-Time
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    If she lived in France, would she be a French Pickler?

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    Gin&Tonic
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    proving tits can’t make up for everything

    • Cletus

      The nag should have got naked and showed us them teats back when people actually wanted to see her bits.

      Now not even going naked will revive her career… nothing left but the glue factory for the old girl.

  45. Robert Downey Jr Susan Downey Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    The Patrick Stewart/Barbara Hershey/Greg Proops threesome I saw in the thumbnail was much more interesting.

  46. Amber Arbucci Butt Tight Pantsuit Nipple Isolated Premiere Equinox Sports Club
    Cock Dr
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    Amber’s ass is awesome.

  47. Megan Hilty Cleavage Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    Gin&Tonic
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    better than most of the T&A that we get at the end of the crap we missed

  48. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
    Gin&Tonic
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    i get the feeling the security guard behind him is just waiting for him to drop a gumwrapper on the ground so she can arrest him and do a cavity search

  49. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    Cock Dr
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    Rah rah…Photo Boy drops the nipple shot in at the last moment.
    This gal needs a different hairstyle. With the unrelenting black dress that is just too damned severe.

    • father dougal

      Severe, yes. But the lack of a bra and exposed nipple give it a whimsical “come hither” to counter the severity. That, plus tits!

  50. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
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    Take a look inside — it’s my dick in a sock (it’s in a sock)

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