The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.19.13

April 19th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I promise doesn’t contain any Twitter-sharted most likely false info about the Boston Marathon suspects. Or does it? LIL BUB IS A ROBOTIC SURVEILLANCE DEVICE CREATED BY DARPA TO DISTRACT US FROM SOPA PASSING CONGRESS!!11 HIS TONGUE IS A SECRET DATABASE FOR EVERYONE’S EMAILS AND PHONE CALLSFALSEFLAGFALSEFLAG!! Except none of that. Stop that shit and instead do something constructive like captioning the hell out of Anthony Kiedis and his girlfriend literally about to bang on the sidewalk, Black Bad Santa and Armenian Oswald Cobblepot.

Seriously Hollywood, a The Blind Side reboot already? (I’m sorry Melissa McCarthy, you’re the shit for real and I’m a low-hanging fruit motherfucker),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    I see they’re filming his “E true Hollywood story” live as it happens…

  2. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Nice… very nice…

  3. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
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    I said she was ugly WAY before it was cool.

  4. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
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    Dad, I think he’s gonna pork her.

  5. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    Hedgehog
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    holy crap in a diaper!

  6. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The 4 of them together don’t have enough money to fuck her.

    Oops, my bad. The 3 of them… Taylor didn’t put his money into the pot.

  7. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    *whisper* your hair smells like ham

  8. Tracy Morgan
    fdg
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    “Hey Tracy, have you found your career yet?”

  9. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That girl is going to devour him.

    A bit of a warning… he’s a little sweet.

  10. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Which one of these baby bumps goes best with this outfit?

  11. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    This is what happens when Mrs. Claus forgets to use a baby wipe.

  12. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    To think Cuba Gooding Jr. was pissed when they wouldn’t even let him audition for this role.

  13. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    “…and when Santa looks in your bathroom and there’s no baby wipes, Santa knows you’re not clean. You go on Santa’s ‘not a clean bitch’ list…naughty and nice is White Santa shit”

  14. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s looking more like Pig Vomit every day.

  15. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
    Cock Dr
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    Yeah…that’s probably better than heroin.
    Better for ya anyway.

  16. Evan Rachel Wood Nipples No Bra Pregnant Belly Juror Welcome Lunch Tribeca Film Festival
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    I’m gonna need that sad trombone sound again for those titties.

  17. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    blah blah blah Pussy Joke blah blah Child Molester

  18. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    His face looks leathery. Used to be beautiful.

  19. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Where’s the rest of her boob?

  20. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Excuse me ma’am… you’re going to need to step into this room for a full body search, pat-down, dry humping, whatever.

  21. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    His formula for youth involves wearing Tom Green’s skin. So basically, everybody wins.

  22. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    And Friday final pic DELIVERS!!!

  23. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    He sure looks like someone who really takes the time to understand Pinot’s potential.

  24. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
    Rick
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    I never understood how anyone could consider her “sexy”, even before she had her nasty cooch invaded by Hef’s wrinkly viagra-inflated boner. *EW*.

  25. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    anonymous
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    Well at least Salma’s titties can’t be denied their fame. You can still see their curves under that awful dress.

  26. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
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    “Miss, umm.. That’s a Humvee.”
    “I AM EATING FOR TWO!!!!”

  27. Megan Hilty Cleavage Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    Cock Dr
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    Freckles!

  28. Shanna Moakler Cleavage
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    I think this is the first photo I’ve seen of her with clothes on.

  29. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
    Cock Dr
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    I think Zac just got eye-fucked right up the keister.

  30. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    Fatty and Skinny in a bed,
    Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead.

  31. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    How many drugs/what types does it take to make your eyes do that?

  32. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    “45 million. With this face. Suck it, bitches. “

  33. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    Enidaj
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    The acid is kicking in.

  34. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
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    Let’s blow the whale up with dynamite! KABOOM!!

  35. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    Cock Dr
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    It’s so big.
    MOO

  36. Katherine Schwarzenegger Butt Yoga Pants
    Hans
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    From this angle, she looks exactly like Kimmy Gibbler.

  37. Elijah Wood Set Up Punch Shorts Program Tribeca Film Festival
    Cock Dr
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    “Does this plaid combo make me look gay?”

  38. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    Deacon Jones
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    Just when i thought that thing couldnt look any worse…

  39. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans
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    If I was a TSA agent, I would be fired if she stepped within 50 feet of me

  40. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
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    Looks like he’s still walking funny from the ass-pounding he took last night.

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
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    That pendant looks like it’s big enough to choke a horse!

    “I know.” — Matthew Broderick

  42. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    PrincessConsuelaBananaHammock
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    Her heels are screaming: “You are NOT 128 pounds!” … How much do you want to bet that she is wearing those on purpose? I see a 10 million dollar “miscarriage” in the works.

  43. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
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    In every picture like this is a Latina security guard in the background, saying it all with her eyes.

  44. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
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    Richie Rich grew up and became black.

  45. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    Keno
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    Lady Elaine is looking better now that she grew her hair out…

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
    BatGuano
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    G-D HANDS! JEBUS!

  47. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    JC
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    Someone needs to be put back inside his rusty cage.

  48. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    “So… you’re… Rosie O’Donnell?”
    “Nope.”
    “Camryn Manheim?”
    “Try again.”
    “Dawn French?”
    “Who?”
    “Kathy Bates?”
    “…”
    “Hmm…” (purses lips)

  49. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
    JennywithaY
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    Something about her hair and denim jacket makes me feel like he is about to have sex with a time traveler from 1995.

  50. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    ThisWillHurt
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    Chris Cornell is Hipno-Toad in the live action “Futurama” movie.

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