The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.17.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large collection that — having put these galleries together for over four years now *dabs tears with degree* — I should have seen coming as soon as I saw this J.J. Abrams pic. When shit like that is around, there’s going to be more. Schadenfruede catches like a virus, which brings me right to Farrah Abraham. HA! Her purse has AIDS now!! Ok, you’re right, that was uncalled fo –HA! This guy has hepatitis now!! Alright, now I’m just being mea– HAHAHAHA!!

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty