Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed where we learn that the paparazzi will not only take pictures of anyone on TV, but also dead bodies someone forced to hold a puppy. I’d say I’m offended by this, but that’s less pics of Kirstie Alley and canned Teen Mom photo shoots. So basically they’re doing God’s work.
In the meantime, if I haven’t said it enough before, your comments on these posts are the favorite part of my day, so sincere thanks to everyone who goes to town on these. Also, yes, this is just my way of buttering you up because this set doesn’t have a midget in it. Not all of them reveal themselves for Reese’s Pieces. Believe me, I’ve tried.
Auf Wiedersehen,
- The Superficial
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I can’t wait to lick all the leftover blow off that slab of fiberglass.
Why is she refusing to take a semi attractive photo lately?
He was funnier with the midget on Jackass.
Makes me want to crash…my van into a gasline near where he’s standing…
“And I was like dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, oh
Like dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, no
Like dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, oh
I thought you’d always be mine, mine.”
YESSS
NOOOOICE!
Kevin Federline makes a quick getaway after holding up the bank…
Don’t look directly into the Ark! Keep your eyes shut!
Kevin Costner IS James Woods IN The Billy Bob Thornton Story.
Looks like Kat$hit.
Frankly this is a lot better when he dressed up like white Michael Jackson Pirate in the 80s.
then when*
Actually, he dressed up like that BEFORE Michael Jackson !
Protection against the random bris. Safety first!
I see she’s wearing her secret decoder ring, maybe she’s trying to solve the mystery of her missing ass. Here’s a hint, it’s always in the last place you look.
Dude women with no ass even feel sorry for her..it’s like something from a cheaply made science fiction “B” movie…
“What the fuck am I doing on ‘The Superficial’?”
You said he’s on TV…must be one of those widescreen deals.
her outfit is made out of the same stuff that the walls behind her are made out of.
Kudos to all of you for not going with a “keep the beached whale’s skin wet until we can drag him back to sea” reference. I’d hoped you all were better than that, and you did not disappoint.
I, on the other hand, suck.
I think the explanation is that no one wants to keep him alive.
The only think I can think is that this piece of shit is banging my Katy!!!
I can’t wait until she leaves him. It’s going to be an amazing day.
Dave Matthews is looking pretty bad.
Musicians are so glamorous.
Ah, thank you for this. K-Fed always makes me feel better about my life.
Samantha: “Thit! Thith wug-burn weally huts!”
This is why tattoos aren’t cool anymore.
He has a guitar case full of baseball equipment, just in case a film-shoot breaks out.
From the looks of it, you might want to pick a thinner book Bob. Just sayin’.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!
“Standard issue homeless” is a nice step up from “diseased vagrant.”
What do you think (italics) my hand is doing?
I think she forgot a layer…
I see an Adam’s Apple. Or maybe just a dislodged tampon.
damn! nice one!
What happened to Kenny Rogers’ hair?
Adam: “Does this eye shadow make my ass look big?”
Giganto-head
It’s funny how I never pictured her like this, back in my youth, when I used to jack off to her nude scene on my VHS dub of Porky’s.
She had a nude scene in Porky’s? GTFO.
Nymphomaniac gym teacher, no less.
All I think of when I see this guy is that he went from being on tv show about a bar to every Pixar movie made…
Such a spiritual young man. Is this his Sermon on the Mount?
Her best “Baby” impression from Dirty Dancing
HOLY CRAP, where are his kids? Did he eat them?
Now she’s just taunting Lindsay.
Who’s the fat broad?
Baby Jane?
Covering Utah and Colorado for Hands Across America 2011….
War Horse?? You mean Sex and the City 3: Return of the Carrie?
Ah yes, another reminiscence of my youthful masturbatory indiscretions.
From the movie, Weekend at Barker’s.
“Bartender, (Hiccup) Bring me another double…..whaddya mean I’m cut off? (Hiccup)”
Dave! Hey! Hey Dave! I loved you in “Don’t mess with the Zohan!”
Gotta love the Claven!
At this point she takes off her wig, scratches her bald head and turns a couple of us into mice…
Ooh! The Witches reference. I tip my imaginary hat to you good sir.
Look Kevin, there’s an easier way to withdraw your cash than by eating the ATM machine.
That’s not the War Horse, that’s the Battle Axe.
WTF? Oh my god, I’m a Yankee fan too!