The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.15.11

April 15th, 2011 // 609 Comments

Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed where we learn that the paparazzi will not only take pictures of anyone on TV, but also dead bodies someone forced to hold a puppy. I’d say I’m offended by this, but that’s less pics of Kirstie Alley and canned Teen Mom photo shoots. So basically they’re doing God’s work.

In the meantime, if I haven’t said it enough before, your comments on these posts are the favorite part of my day, so sincere thanks to everyone who goes to town on these. Also, yes, this is just my way of buttering you up because this set doesn’t have a midget in it. Not all of them reveal themselves for Reese’s Pieces. Believe me, I’ve tried.

Auf Wiedersehen,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Samantha Ronson
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    I can’t wait to lick all the leftover blow off that slab of fiberglass.

  2. Kim Cattrall
    sick
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    Why is she refusing to take a semi attractive photo lately?

  3. Corey Harrison
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    He was funnier with the midget on Jackass.

  4. Dave Matthews
    slappy magoo
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    Makes me want to crash…my van into a gasline near where he’s standing…

  5. Justin Bieber
    ANJ
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    “And I was like dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, oh
    Like dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, no
    Like dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, oh
    I thought you’d always be mine, mine.”

  6. Kevin Federline
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    Kevin Federline makes a quick getaway after holding up the bank…

  7. Kim Cattrall
    slappy magoo
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    Don’t look directly into the Ark! Keep your eyes shut!

  8. Kevin Costner
    slappy magoo
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    Kevin Costner IS James Woods IN The Billy Bob Thornton Story.

  9. Ke$ha
    slappy magoo
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    Looks like Kat$hit.

  10. Adam Ant
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    Frankly this is a lot better when he dressed up like white Michael Jackson Pirate in the 80s.

  11. Justin Bieber
    Gavagai
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    Protection against the random bris. Safety first!

  12. Ke$ha
    Bucky Barnes
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    I see she’s wearing her secret decoder ring, maybe she’s trying to solve the mystery of her missing ass. Here’s a hint, it’s always in the last place you look.

    • trogladyke

      Dude women with no ass even feel sorry for her..it’s like something from a cheaply made science fiction “B” movie…

  13. Dave Matthews
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    “What the fuck am I doing on ‘The Superficial’?”

  14. Corey Harrison
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    You said he’s on TV…must be one of those widescreen deals.

  15. Richard McBeef

    her outfit is made out of the same stuff that the walls behind her are made out of.

  16. Corey Harrison
    slappy magoo
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    Kudos to all of you for not going with a “keep the beached whale’s skin wet until we can drag him back to sea” reference. I’d hoped you all were better than that, and you did not disappoint.

    I, on the other hand, suck.

  17. Russell Brand
    Pico Mornay
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    The only think I can think is that this piece of shit is banging my Katy!!!

  18. Jim Belushi
    slappy magoo
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    Dave Matthews is looking pretty bad.

  19. Dave Matthews
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    Musicians are so glamorous.

  20. Kevin Federline
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    Ah, thank you for this. K-Fed always makes me feel better about my life.

  21. Samantha Ronson
    Bucky Barnes
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    Samantha: “Thit! Thith wug-burn weally huts!”

  22. Corey Harrison
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    This is why tattoos aren’t cool anymore.

  23. Kevin Costner
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    He has a guitar case full of baseball equipment, just in case a film-shoot breaks out.

  24. Bob Barker
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    From the looks of it, you might want to pick a thinner book Bob. Just sayin’.

  25. Ke$ha
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    “Standard issue homeless” is a nice step up from “diseased vagrant.”

  26. Dave Matthews
    Mark
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    What do you think (italics) my hand is doing?

  27. Jessica Lowndes
    Satan's bitch
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    I think she forgot a layer…

  28. Samantha Ronson
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    I see an Adam’s Apple. Or maybe just a dislodged tampon.

  29. John Ratzenberger
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    What happened to Kenny Rogers’ hair?

  30. Adam Ant
    Bucky Barnes
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    Adam: “Does this eye shadow make my ass look big?”

  31. Jessica Lowndes
    Flubbgermatic
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    Giganto-head

  32. Kim Cattrall
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    It’s funny how I never pictured her like this, back in my youth, when I used to jack off to her nude scene on my VHS dub of Porky’s.

  33. John Ratzenberger
    HCK
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    All I think of when I see this guy is that he went from being on tv show about a bar to every Pixar movie made…

  34. Justin Bieber
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    Such a spiritual young man. Is this his Sermon on the Mount?

  35. Helena Bonham Carter
    HCK
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    Her best “Baby” impression from Dirty Dancing

  36. Kevin Federline
    Karen
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    HOLY CRAP, where are his kids? Did he eat them?

  37. Samantha Ronson
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    Now she’s just taunting Lindsay.

  38. Christie Brinkley
    Douchey McDouchealot
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    Who’s the fat broad?

  39. Christie Brinkley
    Satan's bitch
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    Baby Jane?

  40. Kevin Federline
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    Covering Utah and Colorado for Hands Across America 2011….

  41. Kim Cattrall
    Garrett
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    War Horse?? You mean Sex and the City 3: Return of the Carrie?

  42. Christie Brinkley
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    Ah yes, another reminiscence of my youthful masturbatory indiscretions.

  43. Bob Barker
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    From the movie, Weekend at Barker’s.

  44. Kim Cattrall
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    “Bartender, (Hiccup) Bring me another double…..whaddya mean I’m cut off? (Hiccup)”

  45. Dave Matthews
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    Dave! Hey! Hey Dave! I loved you in “Don’t mess with the Zohan!”

  46. John Ratzenberger
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    Gotta love the Claven!

  47. Kim Cattrall
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    At this point she takes off her wig, scratches her bald head and turns a couple of us into mice…

  48. Kevin Federline
    Pischina
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    Look Kevin, there’s an easier way to withdraw your cash than by eating the ATM machine.

  49. Kim Cattrall
    cc
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    That’s not the War Horse, that’s the Battle Axe.

  50. Kevin Federline
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    WTF? Oh my god, I’m a Yankee fan too!

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