The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.15.11

April 15th, 2011 // 609 Comments

Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed where we learn that the paparazzi will not only take pictures of anyone on TV, but also dead bodies someone forced to hold a puppy. I’d say I’m offended by this, but that’s less pics of Kirstie Alley and canned Teen Mom photo shoots. So basically they’re doing God’s work.

In the meantime, if I haven’t said it enough before, your comments on these posts are the favorite part of my day, so sincere thanks to everyone who goes to town on these. Also, yes, this is just my way of buttering you up because this set doesn’t have a midget in it. Not all of them reveal themselves for Reese’s Pieces. Believe me, I’ve tried.

Auf Wiedersehen,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Cattrall
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    Y’know those semi-transparent plastic masks dudes wear when they rob stuff? Yeah…

  2. Corey Harrison
    Cock Dr
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    Now I know why the blogger buttered us: because THIS was waiting in the gallery.

  3. Corey Harrison
    sparkymcgee
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    Oh….from a show called “Pawn Stars”

    When I first looked at the pic, I thought maybe it was some neurosurgeon or possibly British royalty.

  4. Kevin Costner
    Cock Dr
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    MOOBS

  5. Dave Matthews
    Deacon Jones
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    Ah, that explains the non-stop twitching whenever I see this asshole on tv.

  6. Adam Ant
    Yikes
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    Did I miss the memo to the old men telling them that soul patches will make them cool again?

  7. Kevin Costner
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    Try to say “Waterworld” without laughing. I dare you.

  8. Justin Bieber
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    “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!”

  9. Ke$ha
    Cock Dr
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    The torso is covered: well done.

  10. Helena Bonham Carter
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    Amy Winehouse looks like she’s finally cleaned up.

  11. Corey Harrison
    Just threw up a little in my mouth
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    How did Kim Basinger ever give this up? Wait, what? That’s not Alec Baldwin?

  12. John Ratzenberger
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    Apparently that premiere was a hair-raising experience.

  13. Kevin Federline
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    “No sir, we will not give you a loan for 1,000,000 Big Macs.”

  14. Bob Barker
    sparkymcgee
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    Bob Barker is a straight playa!

    I heard he Viagra-fucked all the Barker’s Beauties on the Plinko board.

  15. Helena Bonham Carter
    sparkymcgee
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    She looks like she should be pushing a shopping cart full of cats in New York.

    • trogladyke

      She left the cats in pet crates in her 1984 Volvo in the parking lot she gathers from the campgrounds she frequents…

  16. Helena Bonham Carter
    Cock Dr
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    Love this kook.

  17. Doc Scweinstrudel

    This is the coolest finest dirtiest funniest site on WWW and I bet it will last longer than this girl’s above career

  18. Corey Harrison
    Deacon Jones
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    NASA can’t keep tiles glued to the space shuttle, but a clothing company can make swim trunks that don’t split off of this greased pig?

  19. Christie Brinkley
    Monch Jose
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    How is she relevant again? Wasn’t she popular back in the ’80s, like the 1880s?

  20. Dave Matthews
    Doc Scweinstrudel
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    I love Dave Matthews like a kid loves candy and first snow

  21. Kevin Federline
    Taftytafttaft
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    Either he’s wearing Batman’s utility belt under that shirt or he’s prepping for the live action video of the Michelin Man.

  22. Kevin Federline
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    They must have a restroom if he was making a deposit.

  23. Jessica Lowndes
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    90210 is probably the greatest show ever made. Probably? No, definitely. No lying here. Love it, absolutely bonkers. I swear. Storylines and stuff.

  24. Ke$ha
    Anasztaizia
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    Is that fanny pack built in to the shirt? Form AND function!

  25. Adam Ant
    Deacon Jones
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    Looks like the Renaissance Fair is in town again. Fucking great.

  26. Ke$ha
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    What’s wrong with her legs??

  27. Samantha Ronson
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    I don’t get it. Someone asked her to shake her moneymaker?

  28. Kim Cattrall
    Doc Scweinstrudel
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    She had a great ass in Police Academy 20 years ago

    • K Soze

      I totally forgot about that…you’re right… wasnt she in mannequin or some shit, too ?

      And yea, definitely remember the Porkys nude scene…

      Aw, who the fuck am I kidding, I’d still hit it.

  29. Bob Barker
    Deacon Jones
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    There’s so many things going on in this photo and I can’t think properly.

  30. Corey Harrison
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    Gah! At first glance, I thought it was Preston Lacy, then Kirstie Alley, and now I’m confused, ’cause I don’t know who this is.

  31. Justin Bieber
    Deacon Jones
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    (I can’t believe these assholes circumsized me last night. What’s WITH these people?)

  32. Kevin Costner
    Doc Scweinstrudel
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    This lower beard looks like an extra raw of teeth, I wonder if it serves some special purpose …

  33. Bob Barker
    Cock Dr
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    Barker is damned old & looks like shit, but it’s a great message he’s trying to get out.
    Spay & neuter your pets please.

  34. Kevin Federline
    Drew
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    Since when does the Kool Aid man used doors?

  35. Christie Brinkley
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    Batman called… he’s looking for his archnemesis.

  36. Kim Cattrall
    Bucky Barnes
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    Kim: “Is there a bee in my nose?”

  37. Russell Brand
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    “I want to talk to whoever makes the decisions around here!”

  38. Ke$ha
    Gavagai
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    Fanny Packs: every girl’s favorite accessory for an evening of short-bus touring and WWF.

  39. Kim Cattrall
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    Kim is ageless. Mainly because she’s looked 57 for the last two decades.

  40. Kevin Federline
    EverythingILike
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    Bring me Solo and the wookie!

  41. Bob Barker
    ANJ
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    Catherine Zeta Jones masturbates to this.

  42. Ke$ha
    Doc Scweinstrudel
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    She looks so disproportional It’s like some Vietnamese collected her from spare parts left from morgues what the dogs have already tasted but not finished

  43. Kevin Federline
    Deacon Jones
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    (was this the conversation in the bank?)

    “A million spacebucks!? That’s unfair.”

    “Unfair to the payer but not to the payee. But you’re gonna pay it, or else!”

  44. Ke$ha
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    Ah, shit, my Mom told me she stayed in last night.

  45. Jessica Lowndes
    sick
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    The top is okay, but the bottom looks like Grandma’s dirty nightie.

  46. Cock Dr

    Did the blogger actually PAY (money) for use of that photo of the fatso tattooed guy on the beach?

  47. Russell Brand
    Gavagai
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    “Don’t worry… it told me who to marry, so it should be able to field your questions.”

  48. Kevin Costner
    Bucky Barnes
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    Wolf #1: “When this dance is over I say we eat him…”
    Wolf #2: “Dibs on the man-boobs!”
    Wolf #1: “Damn!”

  49. Bob Barker
    stapes
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    I guess Bradley’s bed is cold with Renee gone.

  50. John Ratzenberger
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    That is the most intense happy face I think I’ve ever seen.

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