Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed where we learn that the paparazzi will not only take pictures of anyone on TV, but also dead bodies someone forced to hold a puppy. I’d say I’m offended by this, but that’s less pics of Kirstie Alley and canned Teen Mom photo shoots. So basically they’re doing God’s work.
In the meantime, if I haven’t said it enough before, your comments on these posts are the favorite part of my day, so sincere thanks to everyone who goes to town on these. Also, yes, this is just my way of buttering you up because this set doesn’t have a midget in it. Not all of them reveal themselves for Reese’s Pieces. Believe me, I’ve tried.
Auf Wiedersehen,
- The Superficial
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Y’know those semi-transparent plastic masks dudes wear when they rob stuff? Yeah…
Now I know why the blogger buttered us: because THIS was waiting in the gallery.
Oh….from a show called “Pawn Stars”
When I first looked at the pic, I thought maybe it was some neurosurgeon or possibly British royalty.
MOOBS
Ah, that explains the non-stop twitching whenever I see this asshole on tv.
Did I miss the memo to the old men telling them that soul patches will make them cool again?
Gahhhh, no shit! That memo needs to be rescinded.
Try to say “Waterworld” without laughing. I dare you.
LOL – you’re right !! I can’t do it !!
“If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!”
The torso is covered: well done.
Amy Winehouse looks like she’s finally cleaned up.
How did Kim Basinger ever give this up? Wait, what? That’s not Alec Baldwin?
Apparently that premiere was a hair-raising experience.
“No sir, we will not give you a loan for 1,000,000 Big Macs.”
Very nice!
“Sir, the terms of the loan clearly state that you must pay us no later than Tuesday for the hamburgers we paid for today.”
LOLLERCAUST!
Bob Barker is a straight playa!
I heard he Viagra-fucked all the Barker’s Beauties on the Plinko board.
She looks like she should be pushing a shopping cart full of cats in New York.
She left the cats in pet crates in her 1984 Volvo in the parking lot she gathers from the campgrounds she frequents…
Love this kook.
This is the coolest finest dirtiest funniest site on WWW and I bet it will last longer than this girl’s above career
NASA can’t keep tiles glued to the space shuttle, but a clothing company can make swim trunks that don’t split off of this greased pig?
How is she relevant again? Wasn’t she popular back in the ’80s, like the 1880s?
I love Dave Matthews like a kid loves candy and first snow
Either he’s wearing Batman’s utility belt under that shirt or he’s prepping for the live action video of the Michelin Man.
They must have a restroom if he was making a deposit.
90210 is probably the greatest show ever made. Probably? No, definitely. No lying here. Love it, absolutely bonkers. I swear. Storylines and stuff.
Is that fanny pack built in to the shirt? Form AND function!
Looks like the Renaissance Fair is in town again. Fucking great.
LOL !
What’s wrong with her legs??
A1: They’re Ke$ha’s
A2: They’re attached to Ke$ha
I don’t get it. Someone asked her to shake her moneymaker?
She had a great ass in Police Academy 20 years ago
I totally forgot about that…you’re right… wasnt she in mannequin or some shit, too ?
And yea, definitely remember the Porkys nude scene…
Aw, who the fuck am I kidding, I’d still hit it.
wait, she was the one in mannequin?
*fapfapfapfap*
There’s so many things going on in this photo and I can’t think properly.
…Elvis Costello’s Kuato Dog being the least weird of them.
Gah! At first glance, I thought it was Preston Lacy, then Kirstie Alley, and now I’m confused, ’cause I don’t know who this is.
Wait, Chris Farley’s still alive ??
(I can’t believe these assholes circumsized me last night. What’s WITH these people?)
This lower beard looks like an extra raw of teeth, I wonder if it serves some special purpose …
Barker is damned old & looks like shit, but it’s a great message he’s trying to get out.
Spay & neuter your pets please.
Right after we spay and neuter Barker, the sex harassing old bastard.
LOL — you’re right. This guy is an old letcher or lecher. Well, you get it.
Since when does the Kool Aid man used doors?
Batman called… he’s looking for his archnemesis.
Nice try, but everyone was looking at her tits and forgot to notice her mouth.
Kim: “Is there a bee in my nose?”
“I want to talk to whoever makes the decisions around here!”
Fanny Packs: every girl’s favorite accessory for an evening of short-bus touring and WWF.
Kim is ageless. Mainly because she’s looked 57 for the last two decades.
+1 (+57)
Bring me Solo and the wookie!
hahaha!
Catherine Zeta Jones masturbates to this.
cold.
She looks so disproportional It’s like some Vietnamese collected her from spare parts left from morgues what the dogs have already tasted but not finished
(was this the conversation in the bank?)
“A million spacebucks!? That’s unfair.”
“Unfair to the payer but not to the payee. But you’re gonna pay it, or else!”
Ah, shit, my Mom told me she stayed in last night.
The top is okay, but the bottom looks like Grandma’s dirty nightie.
If Grandma looks like that, I think I know how it got dirty.
Nice!
Did the blogger actually PAY (money) for use of that photo of the fatso tattooed guy on the beach?
“Don’t worry… it told me who to marry, so it should be able to field your questions.”
Wolf #1: “When this dance is over I say we eat him…”
Wolf #2: “Dibs on the man-boobs!”
Wolf #1: “Damn!”
I guess Bradley’s bed is cold with Renee gone.
That is the most intense happy face I think I’ve ever seen.