The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.15.11

April 15th, 2011 // 609 Comments

Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed where we learn that the paparazzi will not only take pictures of anyone on TV, but also dead bodies someone forced to hold a puppy. I’d say I’m offended by this, but that’s less pics of Kirstie Alley and canned Teen Mom photo shoots. So basically they’re doing God’s work.

In the meantime, if I haven’t said it enough before, your comments on these posts are the favorite part of my day, so sincere thanks to everyone who goes to town on these. Also, yes, this is just my way of buttering you up because this set doesn’t have a midget in it. Not all of them reveal themselves for Reese’s Pieces. Believe me, I’ve tried.

Auf Wiedersehen,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kevin Federline
    Jill Ess
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    hahahahaha! Two pages!! its does not get better than this one!

  2. Christie Brinkley
    Senor Trout
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    Billy Joel just saw this picture and went back down to the basement to add another loop to the noose…’yep, this oughtta do it…just gotta toss the rope over that beam there….knot it here…and jump.’

  3. Adam Ant
    Senor Trout
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    ‘Leaving a studio….’ good one. ‘Begging to let back into a studio’ may have been more believable.

  4. Justin Bieber
    Senor Trout
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    Mouth open, hand on crotch, other hand on ass…looks like the Bieber love-doll that Usher had custom-built is finally ready.

  5. Dave Matthews
    M
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    I don’t care what any of you say… I would ride that face into the sunset.

  6. Justin Bieber
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    …And this is where my penis should be. If I had one.

  7. Christopher Kandrat

    Man what a dress, dosen’t it show a bit too much though? At least for my taste.

  8. Kevin Federline
    America hates rough too
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    Hehe Doesn’t he just demean the words “fat cat”?

  9. Ke$ha
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    Ke$ha is really helping Miley Cyrus promote her new fashion line.

  10. John Ratzenberger
    fake fonk
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    it’s comforting to know that once you get old you can just buy new white teeth.

  11. Helena Bonham Carter
    fake fonk
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    girls just wanna have fun.

  12. Dave Matthews
    Samantha
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    Hey, K-PAX

  13. Ke$ha
    Samantha
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is that?!

  14. Russell Brand
    Samantha
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    15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance

  15. Jessica Lowndes
    and again
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    “midget” is not the correct term. My god, I will fight this until the end.

  16. Kevin Federline
    Nik
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    So he’s the one pregnant and not his girlfriend?

  17. Ke$ha
    Scarlet
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    She’ll do anything to be like Lady Gaga. Even having a crotch “package”.

  18. Corey Harrison
    Scarlet
    Commented on this photo:

    If you squint, he REALLY does have the face of Porky Pig.

  19. Bob Barker
    turd ferguson
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    What the hell is Elvis Costello doing holding a castrated dachshund and standing next to Bob Barker?

  20. John Ratzenberger
    turd ferguson
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    Cliff Clavin? What the hell?

  21. Kevin Federline
    turd ferguson
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    God Damn, did he eat some of that Willie Wonka gum that turns you into a giant blueberry?

  22. Kevin Costner
    dick swells
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    Bruce Springsteen doesn’t look so well

  23. Ke$ha
    MrsWrong
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    “Cocaine is a helluva drug”-Rick James

  24. Kim Cattrall
    DrunkRussian
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    Horsey want an apple? Hey, you’re not Sarah Jessica Parker!

  25. Christie Brinkley
    DrunkRussian
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    Reminds me of Daphne in Some like it Hot. Sugar!

  26. John Ratzenberger
    DrunkRussian
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    Cliff Clavin: my hero.

    Of course Norm the word hero (heroine for females) (Ancient Greek: ἥρως, hḗrōs), in Greek mythology and folklore, was originally a demigod, their cult being one of the most distinctive features of, eh, ancient Greek religion!

    Cut to Kelsey Grammar rolling his eyes.

  27. Samantha Ronson
    Just fucking say it
    Commented on this photo:

    Tongue whitening and botox injections are all the rage in lesbian Hollywood right now.

  28. Corey Harrison
    lk
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    bet he still gets laid, on account of being on the tv, and I’m sure that’s the only way

  29. Corey Harrison
    Steelerchick
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    I thought it was Brandon Gummi bear Davis

  30. Bob Barker
    Steelerchick
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    Bob Barker is a legend!!!

  31. Helena Bonham Carter
    Steelerchick
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    Me loves her!! She’s nuts!!!

  32. Jessica Lowndes
    647-PARKER ECKMAN
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    the show of 90210 must be best show, but I don’t think anyone might thought about that.

  33. Jessica Lowndes
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    I have socks that look like this. I don’t know what to think now.

  34. Dave Matthews
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    Pedophile beard if I ever saw one.

  35. Corey Harrison
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    Lotsa luck .. ever seeing your penis again?

  36. Adam Ant
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    My childhood is crying.

  37. ken

    she is ugly and overrated

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