I do think he is fat, But he always seemed fatter on the TV show
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
He probably thinks D&G means “donuts & gravy”.
Swing and a miss.
It’s DC, a popular skateboard shoe company.
haha, i just assumed DC comics. my bad.
Someone hasn’t gone swimming since the late 80′s – early 90′s.
More like “Lotsa Pot Lucks”. Amirite?
He’s just a victim of angles and weird shirts…….oh wait.
hahahaha! well played that man!
Now I know why the blogger buttered us: because THIS was waiting in the gallery.
Oh….from a show called “Pawn Stars”
When I first looked at the pic, I thought maybe it was some neurosurgeon or possibly British royalty.
How did Kim Basinger ever give this up? Wait, what? That’s not Alec Baldwin?
NASA can’t keep tiles glued to the space shuttle, but a clothing company can make swim trunks that don’t split off of this greased pig?
Gah! At first glance, I thought it was Preston Lacy, then Kirstie Alley, and now I’m confused, ’cause I don’t know who this is.
Wait, Chris Farley’s still alive ??
He was funnier with the midget on Jackass.
You said he’s on TV…must be one of those widescreen deals.
Kudos to all of you for not going with a “keep the beached whale’s skin wet until we can drag him back to sea” reference. I’d hoped you all were better than that, and you did not disappoint.
I, on the other hand, suck.
I think the explanation is that no one wants to keep him alive.
This is why tattoos aren’t cool anymore.
When did Kesha get the tatt work done?
You beat me by about 3 minutes. Shit.
What happened to Aqua man?
His tummy tat says “Lotsa Luck” as a courtesy to any woman foolish enough to get underneath him.
So far it’s just for show.
Weird that my first though was “why was he wearing sunglasses in the sea?”. My brain has developed so well that it now blocks out things like this, err, body.
Looks like Big Boy has their new mascot and the franchise reboot is go!
OK FISH WHERE ARE THE HOT BATHING SUIT GUYS????
Board shorts shouldn’t fit like biking spandex
THIS IS WHY REALITY TV IS THE DEVIL!!
John Belushi wore the sunglasses in The Blue Brothers, the swimming trunks belonged to Taylor Lautner while he was working on the Twilight films, Ronald Reagan wore the watch when he initiated the START treaty and the tattoos were pawned by an elderly Chinese man named Egg Shen who insisted, even after seeing Corey, that everything begins very small.
I salute your perspicacity!
Still not as fat as KFed, but nice try.
With all that radiation from Japan I thought for sure it was going to be Godzilla coming out of the ocean.
Looks like his stomach ate his ass.
… And manatee advertising was born.
A coincidence that the advertisement located next to his photo is for a McDonald’s BIG MAC?
Ladies and gentleman … Liquid Barrel!
Dear “The Superficial” writer,
You really hate pageviews, don’t you?
He needs SO MANY more tattoos to make that view bearable.
the real humor is in the detail…the tattoo on his stomach says “Lotsa Luck”…he’s mocking himself so well that I’ll sit out this round.
I think I saw this guy…living in a van..DOWN BY THE RIVER!
If you squint, he REALLY does have the face of Porky Pig.
bet he still gets laid, on account of being on the tv, and I’m sure that’s the only way
I thought it was Brandon Gummi bear Davis
Lotsa luck .. ever seeing your penis again?
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Corey Harrison of Pawn Stars on the beach in Miami. (April 13, 2011)