The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.13.12

April 13th, 2012 // 501 Comments

True Story: Fish already made wallets of these.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Alec Baldwin making out with his fiance looks about as natural and healthy as his hair. Also, Charlize Theron knows that once you go Fassbender you never go ba– wait, that’s not how that goes, and Jennifer Nicole Lee heads to the set of Pain and Gain in which I assume she plays some sort of scientist.

Remember Aida Yespica? Well thanks to glorious Italian television, she’s today’s Final Five.

Bellissima!,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lake Bell Cleavage
    Debuante
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    That dress is too small on her ~

    “If I clamp my arms to my sides, the damn dress won’t malfunction”.

  2. Robert Wagner Katie Wagner
    Debuante
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    WTF kind of coat is Katie Wagner wearing ?? It’s awful !

  3. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
    Matt
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    fiance = man
    fiancee = woman

  4. Robert Wagner Katie Wagner
    INMATE 12236969
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    Yeah she married him for his mind not his money—yeah right! HO!

  5. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
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    “Yo Frodo!, what did the five fingers say to the face?”

  6. Lake Bell Cleavage
    Biff
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    I’d go skinny dipping in Lake Bell…bet the water’s fine.

  7. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
    spartacus
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    She’s edgy, right?

  8. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
    mbcl
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    Great, even Lilliput has hipsters now.

  9. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
    mbcl
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    “these boots were made for goosestepping”

  10. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    mbcl
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    ‘When older men attack’

  11. Lake Bell Cleavage
    mbcl
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    from the Jwoww Evening Gown collection

  12. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
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    “Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you’ve had in your entire life. I’ve got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.”

  13. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
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    When Brett Michaels had that set drop on him it REALLY effed up his face!

  14. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas Make Out
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    “I knew that girl was a slut the second I met her. … She’s a dime-store hooker, and she always will be” “Good things”- Stan Indursky

  15. Lana Del Rey Bra Underwear See Through Shirt And Skirt
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    Too much AXL grease!

  16. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
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    Inviting ACTUAL zombies to the premiere of the Walking Dead! BRILLIANT!!!

  17. Maria Menounos Midriff Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    The President of the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee

  18. Robert Wagner Katie Wagner
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    “I see the boat right there the “Walken Tall.” “C’mon he’s waving us on”

  19. Tara Reid
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    Someone actually cloned Farrah Fawcetts nipple!?!

  20. Adam Goldberg Beard
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    Borat II

  21. Leelee Sobieski
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    Hey Owen Wilson, nice getup!!

  22. Jesse Eisenberg Shaggy Long Hair
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    Mark Walhberg looks like shit!

  23. Juliette Lewis Red Hair
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    “Yeah…It’s made of REAL muppet hair!” “Crazy right?”

  24. Jennifer Lopez Nipples Tight Dress American Idol
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    I want to beat this woman to death with a churro

  25. Melody Thorton Breasts See Through Dress
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    FLAP JACK TITTIE DAY IN MUMBAI!!!

  26. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
    tron
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    Beanie baby

  27. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
    Jimbob
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    No one,but no one would give one good shit about her if she didn’t have fake tits. There is nothing else to like.

  28. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
    Just here for the laughs
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    Coolest Lannister ever.

  29. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    Voicer
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    WAIT!!! If he’s holding his hand, HOW IS HE making his mouth move??? Bravo!

  30. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
    King Diamond
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    Wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt? Really? She would crawl into the fetal position if one of their songs came on.

  31. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
    Crissy
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    Did Elijah ALWAYS look this gay? Oh, wait… Is he gay? cause if he is I dont want to insult anyone!

  32. Lana Del Rey Bra Underwear See Through Shirt And Skirt
    Scully
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    I wish I had a really quiet & mumbling font in which to write my sarcastic comment.

  33. Jesse Eisenberg Shaggy Long Hair
    Scully
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    OMG he looks like Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner had a baby

  34. Juliette Lewis Red Hair
    Scully
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    I bet Brad Pitt is really regretting letting her go right about now.

  35. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
    The Horror
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    The Kelly Brook pics I was spanking it to in the next Crap I Missed lead straight to this? My chub-on is gone, probably forever. Thanks a bunch, bastards.

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