The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.13.12

April 13th, 2012 // 501 Comments

True Story: Fish already made wallets of these.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Alec Baldwin making out with his fiance looks about as natural and healthy as his hair. Also, Charlize Theron knows that once you go Fassbender you never go ba– wait, that’s not how that goes, and Jennifer Nicole Lee heads to the set of Pain and Gain in which I assume she plays some sort of scientist.

Remember Aida Yespica? Well thanks to glorious Italian television, she’s today’s Final Five.

Bellissima!,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lake Bell Cleavage
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    I would go jump in that lake.

  2. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
    Cock Dr
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    She would probably try to work in crunch reps during sex.
    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  3. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    cc
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    He looks a lot better than most of his peers.

  4. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
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    “I don’t think you understand how this whole ‘come at me bro’ thing works…”

  5. Leelee Sobieski
    Cock Dr
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    The dress is interesting, perhaps the shoes were too.

  6. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
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    He calmed down after they explained that he wasn’t at home and thus none of those “kids” were on his lawn.

  7. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
    Dick Hell
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    You little bastard! Get back in my garden!

  8. Juliette Lewis Red Hair
    Black.And.White.Minstrel
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    Nothing rhymes with orange…or monster

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Oh god. An H.R. PufnStuf reference before I’ve had my morning coffee. *whimper*

      Honestly, that song plays in my head a lot more often than I would like.
      Dude! You must be old like me!

  9. Melody Thorton Breasts See Through Dress
    Lissa
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    Dark skinned girls and see through shirts with no bra. Apparently its a new trend called “WHORE”.

  10. Lake Bell Cleavage
    cc
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    Don’t they have special supportive bras for those occasions?

  11. Maria Menounos Midriff Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    DAT ABS

  12. Charlize Theron Sunglasses Police Escort
    Cock Dr
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    This black man does say it all with his eyes…..escorting hot blonde international movie star and getting paid to do it, while carrying a gun. Life is good.

  13. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
    slippinx12
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    False advertising, her band name is only half true

  14. Leelee Sobieski
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    She can friendzone a guy at 500 yards with that look.

  15. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
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    I heard he got kicked out of a nudist camp the other day cause he kept putting his nose in everyone’s business.

  16. Mena Suvari Cleavage
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    You can’t show Mena without taking a trip ’round back. Come on Man!

  17. Aida Yespica Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Lissa
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    It’s Jessica doppelganger, but with a smile! Maybe Timberlake should trade out…

  18. Madonna Underwear See Through Skirt
    Black.And.White.Minstrel
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    Even she doesn’t want to be seen holding MDNA

  19. Lake Bell Cleavage
    slippinx12
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    Let me put this in a way she is used to hearing, “Tits or get the fuck out”.

  20. Adam Goldberg Beard
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    Well at least they got the backdrop right for this one.

  21. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
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    One, two, AH AH! Three masturbating cops!

  22. Madonna Underwear See Through Skirt
    Cock Dr
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    Her face is becoming more and more frozen & mask-like.
    Thank U for hiding the hands; they are scary.

  23. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
    tbone
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    is that a dick coming through from the other end?! he is short!

  24. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
    Black.And.White.Minstrel
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    Funny, people who’ve met her vagina say it’s quite private

  25. Jesse Eisenberg Shaggy Long Hair
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    “OMG! SLIPPERY WHEN WET WAS MY FAVORITE ALBUM!”

  26. Melody Thorton Breasts See Through Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Congratulations, your desperate ploy for media attention appears to paid off. The world is now well familiar with your brown capped B cups.

  27. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    The Pope
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    I thought Benjamin Button would be a sperm by now.

  28. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
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    Dinklage walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I need to see the doc…RIGHT NOW!” The receptionist says, “You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

  29. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
    cc
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    Look. Elijah, I am not saying you can look like this in a year…but if you work out for a decade or so.

  30. Juliette Lewis Red Hair
    slippinx12
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    Carrot Top could use some counseling

  31. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
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    Tay, what’s up with all the clothes? We can’t see any of your goodies if you’re out and about in those duds…”

  32. Aida Yespica Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    She looks a LOT like Timberlake’s chick……Jessica B.

  33. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
    Sheppy
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    Nice legs though :)

  34. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas Make Out
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    Maybe they think WW2 just ended.

  35. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas Make Out
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ah, the rarely seen kiss rape.

  36. Mena Suvari Cleavage
    alex
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    nice tits.

    lol

  37. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
    The Pope
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    And here we have Elijah Wood…shitting his pants!

  38. Lana Del Rey Bra Underwear See Through Shirt And Skirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Axl Rose is hitting that? Fame is a powerful bastard… it still works a decade after everyone assumed you died.

  39. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
    brit
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    Eats one of Billy Goats Gruff. Licks lips after feast

  40. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He looks like he took a drink from the wrong cup in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

  41. Charlize Theron Sunglasses Police Escort
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    She told him she wants to work with his cock in a movie later.

  42. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
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    Way to get Philly off of cheesesteaks there, Momsen.

  43. Juliette Lewis Red Hair
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    “OMG IT”S BONNIE RAITT!” – gay guy across the street

  44. Tara Reid
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    well that blank phased out stare can only mean one thing. :she read the New York Post. i get the same emotional reaction too.

  45. Lake Bell Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    One of the 2 or 3 best bodies in Hollywood.

  46. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
    Savalas
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    Gimme that ring and that Phial of Galadriel you got, motherfucker!

  47. Maria Menounos Midriff Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ass pics or GTFO.

  48. Mena Suvari Cleavage
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    “SHOW MENA MONEY!” – Cuba Gooding Jr. with a harelip

  49. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
    Sheppy
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    Dude’s shoulder is bigger then Elijah’s head!

  50. Adam Goldberg Beard
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Thanks for reminding me to do my taxes.

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