True Story: Fish already made wallets of these.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Alec Baldwin making out with his fiance looks about as natural and healthy as his hair. Also, Charlize Theron knows that once you go Fassbender you never go ba– wait, that’s not how that goes, and Jennifer Nicole Lee heads to the set of Pain and Gain in which I assume she plays some sort of scientist.
Remember Aida Yespica? Well thanks to glorious Italian television, she’s today’s Final Five.
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When did she go from a hemp wearing hippie to euro-model hot?
At the exact time her boobs went from “the perfect size” down to “not even huge at all”.
Sad day.
Spunked! My life as a sock.
“Hey…I was in that Facebook movie!”
“I hate goodbyes!”
Wynonna lost some weight.
She still has fun drawing pubes on her own crotch.
Nice that he can take time off from his new career stealing houses from the aged…
You go throwing around “To Catch A Thief” references and NOBODY (‘cept me) is gonna getcha. This demographic, he’s “Number 2″ and that’s pretty much it.
Oh, come on. I’m sure there are many people here who think of him as the rich guy who solved murders with his wife and the help of their gravel-voiced chauffeur, Max.
Dammit! You’re right. Forgot about that one. Where was I in the 80s anyway? Anybody?
Holy shit, River Dance sure has changed.
Promoting the new American Pie movie means she has to work.
For the first time in years.
And it shows.
I think we all have learned a lesson these past few months; Don’t go to Chateau Marmont. You come out looking like this.
I wonder what grit she uses on her face? That sure is smooth.
Double aught emery cloth.
Psssst. Your nipples are showing.
It looks like her belly button got its tongue pierced.
Just a couple of red carpet poses before heading off for cocktails with Mel.
Must be related to Mickey Rooney. I see the resemblance.
What is that thing in her belly button? The hood ornament off a Chrysler?
It’s a Star of David…her belly button is Jewish.
It’s NOT the Star of David — it only has 5 points. She’s a sheriff’s deputy.
I am an ardent atheist, can you tell?
If it’s all the same, I think I’ll walk…..
“Need any bottles opened?”
Smart lady! She’s hiding her arms and hands!
Madge finally realized that no one wants to buy a fragrance that’s make them smell like a wizened crone with lacquered talons.
May I suggest a hat?
I smell a sitcom!
Hey, didn’t you just make me a sandwich at the Carnegie Deli?
Never heard of her before.
I guess that explains the outfit.
Her last name is misspelled. It’s actually Melody Thornton with an “n.” She was a member of the singing group “The Pussycat Dolls.”
So, one of the generic skanks that wasn’t Nicole Scherzinger? Gotcha.
Actually she’s the only other one who’s voice is distinct. She does the melismatic vocal runs, Not that I should know that. Sadly this outfit (and hair) are pure fail :(
Very demure, did she steal that dress from a librarian?
I bet she has an Ab Roller in that bag.
“please don’t steal my purse”
Enjoying the lingering aroma and flavor of all the sexy knees he’s bumped into today.
Skarsgaard has his eyes, I have my stumped tongue… Ladies?
Leelee at the Paley…really.
If you’re gonna wear a strapless sometimes the boobs need a little hoisting help.
Then, after recess, he passed her a note in math class.
Heard in the background:
You tell her what happened to her shirt in the dryer…
No… YOU tell her..
It’s hard to believe they’re from the same species, let alone the same gender.
“Ooh! A chocolate Orc! Niiiiice”
Frodo looks alarmingly calm for his first beach troll encounter…
Ooh, thats his daughter, and not the wife…..my bad.
There’ll always be someone able to do sums, what the world needs now kids is stylists
He looks like a hobo-ish young Viggo Mortensen.
Can’t help but wonder what happens to this kind of belly button adornment during vigorous sex. It’s metal right? Seems like it could cause problems.
I presume she takes if off before sex. Or maybe the man is meant to take it off with his teeth, like Keanu does with Charlize Theron’s earring in The Devil’s Advocate. Maybe that’s her idea of foreplay.
Oh, that guy who did the Facebook movie.
And then he did another about a kidnapping or something?
Yeah, that guy.
Uhmmm if that’s a police escort, where’s his horse?
She’s filming Sex and the City 3.
Electric Boogaloo?
Wake up late, and honey put on your clothes, and take the wedding car to the liquor store.
frumpy friday
Paz de la Huerta as an even more messed up looking sister…
Hmm, do you think this cerebral celebrity went for her because she’s some young hot ass?
Pap: “Over here miss Lewis! Can I have a pic?”
Juliette: “KAA-KAA-KAA-HAAA-Kyah-Kyah-Kyah!”
Pap: “…..??”
Finally our pleads have been heeded… Arms and penis are tucked…
I thought they wrapped World War Z…
His character, Tyrion Lannister has the best lines on Game of Thrones. I can’t even rip on him.
Sweet lines, but I find his accent REALLY distracting… am I alone here?
She slept on one side of her face…during her three years in a coma.