The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.13.12

April 13th, 2012 // 501 Comments

True Story: Fish already made wallets of these.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Alec Baldwin making out with his fiance looks about as natural and healthy as his hair. Also, Charlize Theron knows that once you go Fassbender you never go ba– wait, that’s not how that goes, and Jennifer Nicole Lee heads to the set of Pain and Gain in which I assume she plays some sort of scientist.

Remember Aida Yespica? Well thanks to glorious Italian television, she’s today’s Final Five.

Bellissima!,

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  1. Leelee Sobieski
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    When did she go from a hemp wearing hippie to euro-model hot?

    • DeucePickle

      At the exact time her boobs went from “the perfect size” down to “not even huge at all”.
      Sad day.

  2. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
    Black.And.White.Minstrel
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    Spunked! My life as a sock.

  3. Jesse Eisenberg Shaggy Long Hair
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    “Hey…I was in that Facebook movie!”

  4. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas Make Out
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    “I hate goodbyes!”

  5. Juliette Lewis Red Hair
    Hank E. Ring
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    Wynonna lost some weight.

  6. Dianna Agron
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    She still has fun drawing pubes on her own crotch.

  7. Robert Wagner Katie Wagner
    Frank The Duck
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    Nice that he can take time off from his new career stealing houses from the aged…

  8. Charlize Theron Sunglasses Police Escort
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    Holy shit, River Dance sure has changed.

  9. Tara Reid
    Johnny P!
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    Promoting the new American Pie movie means she has to work.
    For the first time in years.
    And it shows.

  10. Juliette Lewis Red Hair
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    I think we all have learned a lesson these past few months; Don’t go to Chateau Marmont. You come out looking like this.

  11. Madonna Underwear See Through Skirt
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    I wonder what grit she uses on her face? That sure is smooth.

  12. Melody Thorton Breasts See Through Dress
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    Psssst. Your nipples are showing.

  13. Maria Menounos Midriff Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    ksmack
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    It looks like her belly button got its tongue pierced.

  14. Adam Goldberg Beard
    Johnny P!
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    Just a couple of red carpet poses before heading off for cocktails with Mel.

  15. Madonna Underwear See Through Skirt
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    Must be related to Mickey Rooney. I see the resemblance.

  16. Maria Menounos Midriff Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    What is that thing in her belly button? The hood ornament off a Chrysler?

  17. Mena Suvari Cleavage
    Frank The Duck
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    If it’s all the same, I think I’ll walk…..

  18. Rose McGowan
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    “Need any bottles opened?”

  19. Madonna Underwear See Through Skirt
    Johnny P!
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    Smart lady! She’s hiding her arms and hands!
    Madge finally realized that no one wants to buy a fragrance that’s make them smell like a wizened crone with lacquered talons.

  20. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    Cock Dr
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    May I suggest a hat?

  21. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
    SuperDave
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    I smell a sitcom!

  22. Adam Goldberg Beard
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    Hey, didn’t you just make me a sandwich at the Carnegie Deli?

  23. Melody Thorton Breasts See Through Dress
    Johnny P!
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    Never heard of her before.
    I guess that explains the outfit.

    • TheListener

      Her last name is misspelled. It’s actually Melody Thornton with an “n.” She was a member of the singing group “The Pussycat Dolls.”

      • So, one of the generic skanks that wasn’t Nicole Scherzinger? Gotcha.

      • RandomPoster

        Actually she’s the only other one who’s voice is distinct. She does the melismatic vocal runs, Not that I should know that. Sadly this outfit (and hair) are pure fail :(

  24. Melody Thorton Breasts See Through Dress
    Frank The Duck
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    Very demure, did she steal that dress from a librarian?

  25. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
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    I bet she has an Ab Roller in that bag.

  26. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
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    “please don’t steal my purse”

  27. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
    Johnny P!
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    Enjoying the lingering aroma and flavor of all the sexy knees he’s bumped into today.

  28. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
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    Skarsgaard has his eyes, I have my stumped tongue… Ladies?

  29. Leelee Sobieski
    Black.And.White.Minstrel
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    Leelee at the Paley…really.

  30. Lake Bell Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    If you’re gonna wear a strapless sometimes the boobs need a little hoisting help.

  31. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas Make Out
    Johnny P!
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    Then, after recess, he passed her a note in math class.

  32. Lana Del Rey Bra Underwear See Through Shirt And Skirt
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    Heard in the background:
    You tell her what happened to her shirt in the dryer…
    No… YOU tell her..

  33. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
    Cock Dr
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    It’s hard to believe they’re from the same species, let alone the same gender.

  34. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
    Johnny P!
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    “Ooh! A chocolate Orc! Niiiiice”

  35. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
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    Frodo looks alarmingly calm for his first beach troll encounter…

  36. Robert Wagner Katie Wagner
    GeorgeWBush
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    Ooh, thats his daughter, and not the wife…..my bad.

  37. Jesse Eisenberg Shaggy Long Hair
    Black.And.White.Minstrel
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    There’ll always be someone able to do sums, what the world needs now kids is stylists

  38. Jesse Eisenberg Shaggy Long Hair
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    He looks like a hobo-ish young Viggo Mortensen.

  39. Maria Menounos Midriff Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Can’t help but wonder what happens to this kind of belly button adornment during vigorous sex. It’s metal right? Seems like it could cause problems.

    • I presume she takes if off before sex. Or maybe the man is meant to take it off with his teeth, like Keanu does with Charlize Theron’s earring in The Devil’s Advocate. Maybe that’s her idea of foreplay.

  40. Jesse Eisenberg Shaggy Long Hair
    Johnny P!
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    Oh, that guy who did the Facebook movie.
    And then he did another about a kidnapping or something?
    Yeah, that guy.

  41. Charlize Theron Sunglasses Police Escort
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    Uhmmm if that’s a police escort, where’s his horse?

  42. Lana Del Rey Bra Underwear See Through Shirt And Skirt
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    Wake up late, and honey put on your clothes, and take the wedding car to the liquor store.

  43. Lake Bell Cleavage
    GeorgeWBush
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    frumpy friday

  44. Juliette Lewis Red Hair
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    Paz de la Huerta as an even more messed up looking sister…

  45. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas Make Out
    cc
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    Hmm, do you think this cerebral celebrity went for her because she’s some young hot ass?

  46. Juliette Lewis Red Hair
    Johnny P!
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    Pap: “Over here miss Lewis! Can I have a pic?”
    Juliette: “KAA-KAA-KAA-HAAA-Kyah-Kyah-Kyah!”
    Pap: “…..??”

  47. Madonna Underwear See Through Skirt
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    Finally our pleads have been heeded… Arms and penis are tucked…

  48. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    Cypherpunk
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    I thought they wrapped World War Z…

  49. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
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    His character, Tyrion Lannister has the best lines on Game of Thrones. I can’t even rip on him.

  50. Lana Del Rey Bra Underwear See Through Shirt And Skirt
    cc
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    She slept on one side of her face…during her three years in a coma.

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