The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.12.13

April 12th, 2013 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I shit you not is one of the weirdest galleries I’ve ever put together and not just because it has photographic evidence of Halle Berry‘s pregnancy advancing by an entire trimester in three days. I swear to fucking Christ though, if even one of you puts the word ‘Renesmee’ in that comment section, I’m going to turn this car around. There’s also Andy Dick with another one of HIS CHILDREN??!!11, Ke$ha looking not at all amphibian, and Tara Reid appearing sober and standing upright unaided.

Wait, is that Ed Harris with Jennifer Nicole Lee? *throws up white towel,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
    big dick playa
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    holy shit, is that a klingon?

  2. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
    Swearin
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    So he’s becoming Lloyd Bridges and she’s becoming beef jerky

  3. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    Swearin
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    I don’t know what new sitcom this is a promotional photo for, but GREENLIGHT THIS SHIT IMMEDIATELY!

  4. Peter Dinklage Goatee Knit Hat Matilda The Musical Opening Night
    Skippy86
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    Is that his tie coming out the left pant leg?

  5. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Several people have already posted that they will not comment for a few more years. Ya know, it’s not illegal to make an observational comment about a 15-1/2 year old girl…unless that comment is something like, “Here’s a towel. Wipe that cum off your face.”

  6. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
    Skippy86
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    I heard you were dead.

  7. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
    Skippy86
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    High shorts or low ass, cant decide.

  8. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    What a stunner!

  9. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    Oh, fer fucksake! It’s Ma and Pa Kettle.

  10. Andrea Riseborough Butt Tight Dress
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    Will ya look at the shitter on that critter?

  11. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
    Vega
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    Rawwr, Rawwr, like a dungeon dragon!

  12. Jennie Garth Butt Tight Jeans
    Vega
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    Just like the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey…It’s filled with stars.

  13. Andrea Riseborough Butt Tight Dress
    Vega
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    Out of frame, are two TSA agents playing rock, paper, scissors.

  14. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    “It’s raining midgets! Hallelujah!”

  15. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
    Crystal
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    “All passengers ride for the price of one”…

  16. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    AC
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    I don’t want to see how sad the Lollipop Guild is when someone breaks it to them that guy isn’t Dorothy.

  17. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    joe
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    Looks like he wandered on set for a tampon commercial.

  18. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
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    much too soon to give up on makeup Uma.

  19. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
    gooch
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    The cab was white before she sat in it.

  20. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    Meghan
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    it’s not actually the pic from her twitter…the one on her twitter doesn’t have the guy- he’s been photoshopped in…c’mon superficial!

  21. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
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    She’s playing Toni Collette in Muriel’s Funeral…?

  22. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    I’m the lox.

  23. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    Burt
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    I’m impressed, she sure can jump high.

  24. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
    Interred Ferguson
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    This’d better be a frickin’ joke. I’m sure we ALL signed that petition to keep this jack wagon from ever reproducing…..just sayin’…..

  25. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    mark r
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    1. What the f**k is up with your obsession with this bitch that I only ever see or read of on your site.

    2. In looking her up, I read she kids. Jennifer, I have to believe that you read this, it being the only site that acknowledges your existence. Take a minute to introduce yourself to the poor bastards sometime.

  26. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    keijo
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    I assume “fucking” is a verb

  27. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
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    Not sure what to call this confusing combination of Mom Jeans and Daisy Dukes…..

  28. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    anonym
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    This is Kim in 10 years

  29. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
    anonym
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    WTF. Ava looks like a woman. She has bigger tits than 18 year olds.

  30. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Wh-wh-whaaaat???
    Now there’s a son?!?

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