The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.12.13

April 12th, 2013 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I shit you not is one of the weirdest galleries I’ve ever put together and not just because it has photographic evidence of Halle Berry‘s pregnancy advancing by an entire trimester in three days. I swear to fucking Christ though, if even one of you puts the word ‘Renesmee’ in that comment section, I’m going to turn this car around. There’s also Andy Dick with another one of HIS CHILDREN??!!11, Ke$ha looking not at all amphibian, and Tara Reid appearing sober and standing upright unaided.

Wait, is that Ed Harris with Jennifer Nicole Lee? *throws up white towel,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
    SamJo
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    “Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man.”

  2. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    cc
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    *Phew* I feel better having those Ava Sambora thoughts shunted aside by some legal.

  3. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Skirt
    cc
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    There’s not a lot of underwear under there.

  4. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    Kel
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    The Cottingley Fairies have reemerged, this time with a real live giant.

  5. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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    “Mr. Kimmel said to kick you out of this door…”

  6. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    Personal Best… Google it.

  7. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
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    Is Steve-O a Paparazzo now?

  8. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    tlmck
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    So the new Darth Vader talks through his sunglasses?

  9. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    Pretty sure Johnny Manzel is receiving improper benefits here.

  10. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
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    True story, she’s about to fuck those glasses right after she finishes blowing them

  11. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    tlmck
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    He’s imagining Mila Kunis making out with one of the Olsen twins.

  12. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
    tlmck
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    He’s imagining Mila Kunis making out with one of the Olsen twins.

  13. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
    tlmck
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    If you ask me, mom is still gettin’ it done.

  14. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    Two” flying fucks” and one “Who gives a shit?”

  15. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
    tlmck
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    “Mr. Secretary, you will vote my way or I will squeeze them until your head pops off.”

  16. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    “Yes. Is annoying. Like the little chipmunks. But when they both swing on the fenis like flagpole, I am smiling.”

  17. Jenna Bush Pregnant Belly
    tlmck
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    Someone’s been playing with Jenna’s bush.

  18. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    A. Disturbance
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    “Yeah, I don’t why I’m here, either! HAHAHAHA *snort*”

  19. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
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    IF THERE’S NOT ANY BOOZE IN HERE I’M JUST NOT GETTING IN

  20. Mike Tyson Biting Charlie Sheen Ear Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Charlie Sheen explores one part of eroticism he hasn’t yet experienced.

  21. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
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    I SEE WHITE BITCHES

  22. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
    LLBL
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    I fuckin’ love this bitch.

  23. Andrea Riseborough Butt Tight Dress
    LLBL
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    All rise for the honorably sexy Riseborough.

  24. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
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    “Oh come on, Lindsay Lohan can get $100,000 for a bj, I’m worth at least $20,000, right?”

  25. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
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    Okay, I don’t need a ride, but will you give me your $5 for round the world?

  26. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    Gonna close my eyes and remember Star20.

  27. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    So, she finally dumped Kurt. I’m surprised she took up with uncle si from duck dynasty.

  28. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    Looks like those mean little pixies are teasing the big dumb giant about not being able to fly again. Not nice.

  29. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Napoleon Dynamite is Andy Dick’s kid? Well, it explains a lot actually.

  30. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    I remember what Heather looked like when she was very young, that cute child on the right isn’t it.

  31. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
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    Watch it now! That ass might escape!

  32. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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    WTF she’s gone off pants again? Crap.

  33. Peter Dinklage Goatee Knit Hat Matilda The Musical Opening Night
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    He’s all kinds of cool. I love him. Not that damn hat though.

  34. Mike Tyson Biting Charlie Sheen Ear Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Next picture should be Tyson washing his mouth out with bleach.

  35. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
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    So,Morgan Freeman is bringing back the one glove thing? Great.

  36. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    Ahh the Hemingway sisters, all looked just alike. I never remember which is dead. Creepy.

  37. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    Snake would never escape from New York now. I don’t think he could escape from the retirement home. Goldie is a muppet.

  38. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
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    The glare off her forehead is so bright, I gotta wear shades.

  39. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Ah! What is that? It’s looking at me, make that stop, right now!

  40. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
    HackSaw
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    Its like she is standing on her toes

  41. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
    HackSaw
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    Yep

  42. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Cute dress on Heather

  43. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    wtf is Skeletor doing at the G8?

  44. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    Interred Ferguson
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    Are we supposed to know who be the bonus ho’ ??

  45. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
    SMB
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    …one day, someone is gonna have to sit me down and explain what the big fuckin’ deal is (ever was) about this fugly chick.

  46. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    Swearin
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    Actually, that iPhone case originally belonged to Kim

  47. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
    Swearin
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    If this becomes the new standard method for the audition rounds, I bet The X Factor’s ratings would go up

  48. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
    Swearin
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    No, I will NOT have a seat right over there, Mr. Hansen!

  49. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
    Swearin
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    “I have to confess: I voted for Bush in ’04.”
    “I rooted for Aniston in ’05″
    *awkward silence*

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