The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.12.13

April 12th, 2013 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I shit you not is one of the weirdest galleries I’ve ever put together and not just because it has photographic evidence of Halle Berry‘s pregnancy advancing by an entire trimester in three days. I swear to fucking Christ though, if even one of you puts the word ‘Renesmee’ in that comment section, I’m going to turn this car around. There’s also Andy Dick with another one of HIS CHILDREN??!!11, Ke$ha looking not at all amphibian, and Tara Reid appearing sober and standing upright unaided.

Wait, is that Ed Harris with Jennifer Nicole Lee? *throws up white towel,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    There isn’t a damn thing about Hollywood that’s real.

  2. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    The bow tie is the most disturbing thing here.

  3. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    I’ll tell you what I think about Ava in 3 years.

  4. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
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    “Wait… My eyes aren’t here anymore? Shouldn’t have gotten that 37th face lift.”

  5. Mike Tyson Biting Charlie Sheen Ear Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Charlie is wincing because Mike’s breath wreaks of child-meat.

  6. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
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    “Who’s THIS bitch?!”

  7. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Pain & Gain describes what I want to do to her perfectly.

  8. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    her bf is such a hot brute…yummy. not sure how that works in the bedroom though….

  9. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    she is glowing. amazing genetics. i adore those collar bones and shoulders

  10. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    they look so much alike! very cute!

  11. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    Still got a nice body.

  12. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
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    Break your fucking neck, bitches!

  13. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    i dont really like her face…manly. but aging very nice!

  14. Andrea Riseborough Butt Tight Dress
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    cute. prefer darker skin tones but she has lovely pale skin, nice contrast with the dark hair

  15. Jennie Garth Butt Tight Jeans
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    She’s still pretty hot.

  16. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    I have those yoga pants!

  17. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
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    That’s a nice ass.

  18. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    There can be no doubt, at least three quarters of the people in show business are heartless, soulless, dumb assholes.

  19. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
    Lady Moustache
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    You’re right. If she was drunk, she’d be driving her own car.

  20. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
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    What’s with the Klingon forehead?

  21. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    if Maria Shriver could add 10 points of hotness, this would be the result.

  22. Andrea Riseborough Butt Tight Dress
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    I like her look.

  23. Jenna Bush Pregnant Belly
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    Idiots having babies is what’s wrong with the human race.

  24. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
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    whitney what who now?

  25. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    That’s a perfect body. I need those legs wrapped around my head.

  26. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Perfect way to end my week.

  27. Jenna Bush Pregnant Belly
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    I’ll take young, knocked up Tea Leoni Pics for 800, Alex

  28. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
    CK
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    If Fox doesn’t turn this idea of his into a competition/talent show, I’m just going to stop watching that network altogether and start watching C-SPAN or something.

  29. Ed Harris Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    fugly butterface.

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    She’s so sexy.

  31. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    I’d recognize that ass anywhere.

  32. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
    CK
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    More like “Busta Vein”, amirite?

  33. Ed Harris Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Ed Harris, you lucky bastard.

  34. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
    Amanda Seyfried
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    What is wrong with that woman’s eyes? They’re like a mile apart.

  35. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
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    Too late to audition for Steroids and Gain… I mean Pain and Gain.

  36. Peter Dinklage Goatee Knit Hat Matilda The Musical Opening Night
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    So much awesome packed into that tiny little man.

  37. Jennie Garth Butt Tight Jeans
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    All those stars are unfortunate, but she makes up for it by being hot and likable at her age.

  38. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
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    She looks like a cross between Tilda Swinton and Cate Blanchett in this picture. That’s not a good thing.

  39. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    You know what to do to break the cycle of fatherless children? Have more than one with different dads.

  40. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
    Jman
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    “What’s that on your iPhone Senator?”
    “Seal Team Six heading for Pyongyang.”

  41. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Women in full chain mail: “Bad Ass”.

  42. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
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    She’s so stupid she thinks sunglasses are for bad breath.

  43. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
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    I hope this ends with the blonde women’s finger in the brunette’s bum, but I guess that’s not in the cards.

  44. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    In what language is ‘batshit’ translated into ‘llamada’?

  45. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
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    “Ladies…In case anyone asks, I’m counting this as a three way.”

  46. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
    cc
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    To whichever law enforcement agency is tracking my IP address…I am looking at the one on the left.

  47. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    ‘There’s a fly in my ice cube.’
    ‘I put it there.’

  48. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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    Ah, she doesn’t look terrible. Looking down is the secret.

  49. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    Her dress designer is Spider-man.

  50. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
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    The price is ‘Jenny McCarthy’ what?

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