The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.12.13

April 12th, 2013 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I shit you not is one of the weirdest galleries I’ve ever put together and not just because it has photographic evidence of Halle Berry‘s pregnancy advancing by an entire trimester in three days. I swear to fucking Christ though, if even one of you puts the word ‘Renesmee’ in that comment section, I’m going to turn this car around. There’s also Andy Dick with another one of HIS CHILDREN??!!11, Ke$ha looking not at all amphibian, and Tara Reid appearing sober and standing upright unaided.

Wait, is that Ed Harris with Jennifer Nicole Lee? *throws up white towel,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    No comment for at least another couple years. Moving on.

  2. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    I’m over the orange look. It’s too Simpsons.

  3. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
    TP Bandit
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    Suddenly I feel like chinese for lunch because all I see is two chopsticks.

  4. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    “Oh, look—your nameplate says ‘Mrs. Clinton.’ “

  5. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
    diego
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    “I TOLD YOU TO PUT FUCKING MAYO ON THAT BURGER, BITCH!”

  6. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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    I have seen her nude video, there is no coming back from that, like The Ring.

  7. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    I am in love.

  8. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a naked dress and she got the build for it.

  9. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
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    Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

  10. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
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    Everything in life should be read in a Morgan Freeman voice.

  11. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Photographer looks more authentically angry.

  12. Jason Segel Riding Scooter
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    The personification of the pussyfication of society today.

  13. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    Nice.

  14. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    What? No “blowing a kiss to the camera” photo? It’s mandatory.

  15. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
    judgingyou
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    Rene-Beyonce

    Someone missed a couple of the fake bumps.

  16. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
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    Now that’s what I call a Port of entry.

  17. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
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    I bet you could put her in Tilda Swinton’s glass museum box and no one would notice the difference.

  18. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m not gonna lie… I love it. She literally does not give a fuck about anything, her kids included. I have to think that’s relaxing. Meanwhile the rest of us are hung up on things like not drunk driving or not hitting on girls at the local high school.

    (BTW, that last part was not about me… it was about I guy I know.)

  19. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    His legs are a different colour to the rest of him!

  20. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    “Mom, is it true Grandma and Grandpa were at Woodstock and they still sell pot brownies from their little shack on the island?”
    “Yes.”
    “I’ve never met them. How will I know who they are when they get off the plane and… oh. Never mind”

  21. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    So I’m going to start assuming that you have some sort of deal with a Miami photographer, and that whenever we see Jennifer Nicole Lee here, it’s because he couldn’t find anyone better at the beach that day.

  22. Jason Segel Riding Scooter
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    Hey shithead… nice bike! Why don’t you go home and play with some puppets or something! LOL!! What? He’s ACTUALLY going home to play with some puppets? Well… that was weird.

  23. Peter Dinklage Goatee Knit Hat Matilda The Musical Opening Night
    catapostrophe
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    “Will the gentleman be needing a booster seat this evening?”

  24. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    I take it that’s her spotter.

  25. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
    Melanie
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    Wait, Andy Dick f*cked Josh Lucas?

  26. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
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    Hmmmm… seems like she forgot both her shoes and her ass in the store.

  27. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    He drops his pants enough, I suppose a vagina or two was bound to run into the appropriate bits at some point.

  28. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    dani
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    looks kind of like she has a penis.

    i knew it.

  29. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At some point, you can’t support the entourage anymore. He had to replace Spliff Star with Grandpa.

  30. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Shouldn’t Goldie be wearing the t-shirt with an arrow pointing down?

  31. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What’s the next size up from man hands?

  32. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    seriouslynow
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    Dr. Steelhammer’s not impressed.

  33. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

  34. Ed Harris Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Someone is getting a dick in the ass tonight.

    (Sorry Ed.)

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Exhibit 1a for why she usually has sunglasses on.

  36. Ed Harris Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    More like “Pain and Rogaine”.

  37. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
    Brit
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    That’s the best she’s looked for a long while.
    Wait…that’s not her in the black suit to the left?

  38. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
    Brit
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    52 years old. Not bad at all.

  39. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
    Joe Blow
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    Hmmm… what’s the appropriate name for a group of dicks?

  40. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    I cant figure out why North Korea thinks they can beat us in a war.

  41. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    That is a full time job.

  42. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
    Cletus
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    Who let Toby off the farm? Back to the cotton fields with ya.

  43. Jason Segel Riding Scooter
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    Spaceballs TIE fighter.

  44. Jennie Garth Butt Tight Jeans
    Joe Blow
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    “Whew!!! The paps are here. For a couple of minutes I was afraid I was becoming a has been.”

  45. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
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    If she was a soccer mom I would really be into her ass. But she’s not.

  46. Andrea Riseborough Butt Tight Dress
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    Andrea gives ne Risendough.

  47. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
    Joe Blow
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    LAX has a homeless shelter?

  48. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
    Joe Blow
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    “Aye, and she’s a cheeky lass, matey!”

  49. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    I’ve never seen women actually jump for joy after sex. Kudos, Wladimir.

  50. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    Jennifer Nicole Lee
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    This site brought to you by Jennifer Nicole Lee

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