The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.12.13

April 12th, 2013 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I shit you not is one of the weirdest galleries I’ve ever put together and not just because it has photographic evidence of Halle Berry‘s pregnancy advancing by an entire trimester in three days. I swear to fucking Christ though, if even one of you puts the word ‘Renesmee’ in that comment section, I’m going to turn this car around. There’s also Andy Dick with another one of HIS CHILDREN??!!11, Ke$ha looking not at all amphibian, and Tara Reid appearing sober and standing upright unaided.

Wait, is that Ed Harris with Jennifer Nicole Lee? *throws up white towel,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennie Garth Butt Tight Jeans
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    Yeah, I’d dump her for Jaimie Alexander too. But not after a long, dry, hard buttfuck.

  2. Jenna Bush Pregnant Belly
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    So THAT’S where the Weapons of Mass Destruction are hidden!

  3. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    Mmmm…very nice. She looks a bit like Alison Angel.

  4. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    She’s 19…fap away boys!

  5. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Skirt
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    Of course you SAY it’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, but we all know it’s really Hillary Swank.

  6. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Now THERE’S the ass we all know and love…

  7. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why’re you dressed like that?

  8. Ed Harris Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Sure, Ed, you just keep right on wishing…

  9. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    Take two. They’re small.

  10. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    They had to photoshop out the giant blast of semen propelling them up like that.

  11. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
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    Classy.

  12. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
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    As always, Simon was only allowed to watch, and keep his arms at his sides.

  13. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
    TP Bandit
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    Mr. Secretary, I need to adopt from South America to complete my collection. I’m up for a good auction but I’m also willing to trade. Can you help me?

  14. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
    Cock Dr
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    Torso coverage and lots of hair all over the face really help.

  15. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
    TP Bandit
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    Was Jimmy Kimmel still a-live after he met her?

  16. Peter Dinklage Goatee Knit Hat Matilda The Musical Opening Night
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    Wladimir Klitschko and the Dink. There’s a celeb couple I’d like to see.

  17. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    why isnt the guy in the middle happy…….THREEWAY DUDE….THREEWAY!!!!!

  18. Ed Harris Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Ed’s thinking, “who let this vapid skank into a movie premiere?”

  19. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    he’s an even bigger dick

  20. Jennie Garth Butt Tight Jeans
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    That’s some Chelsea Handler lookin’ sh*t, there…

  21. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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    didnt know Kesha was white…..this explains alot

  22. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    Anyone remember the Tales From the Crypt episode she did with Andrew McCarthy were she was a sex obsessed love slave? it was awesome

  23. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    would like to help her gain about 8 1/2 inches

  24. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    turkeys done!!!!

  25. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    She’s looking pretty old lately…

  26. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    It was obviously harder in the 80s to come out of the closet. Wait a minute — EVERYONE was gay in the 80s!

  27. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
    The Pope
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    Tom Jones has a hell of a tan!

  28. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Oh frickety frack, not this again.

  29. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Has anyone told her she’ll look exactly like her mother in a few years?

  30. Jenna Bush Pregnant Belly
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    God help us all. Kim K is starting a trend.

  31. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
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    Excessive teeth whitening?

  32. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    Since when is Jay Leno allowed to go to G8 summits??

  33. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
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    “Well, as a talent it’s not bad, but it doesn’t rise to the level of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair.”

  34. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
    John Travolta
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    Wow. Sue the people that fucked up your face, because you really look like an idiot.

  35. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    TP Bandit
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    Oh, thank God! – Michael Bay just remembered Megan Fox already got the role in TMNT but Transformers 4 was still open.

  36. Peter Dinklage Goatee Knit Hat Matilda The Musical Opening Night
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    Can’t joke about this. Talented guy who’s given little people a whole new pride and opened a lot of doors — and he’s bloody cute. I’m not a little person but I’d do him in a second.

  37. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    They seem really happy about his penis. He on the other hand does not seem to be really happy about them. Maybe midget sex is not as hot and awesome as I was led to believe it was.

  38. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    This what shows up when you curse someone to suck a bag of dicks.

  39. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    “When did drinking Sea Monkeys become a thing?”

  40. Mike Tyson Biting Charlie Sheen Ear Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    He’s a junkie. Daily earwax fix.

  41. Peter Dinklage Goatee Knit Hat Matilda The Musical Opening Night
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    That’s where my white board eraser went…”OH JESUS! You scared the hell out of me, kiddo!”

  42. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
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    Satan on Earth.

  43. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Is Kerry’s hair real?

  44. Jason Segel Riding Scooter
    TP Bandit
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    Somewhere Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper are laughing their asses off.

  45. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Finally! People are giving plastic blow-up dolls a real job!

  46. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Ricky Gervais has put on weight and become a security guard?

  47. Jason Segel Riding Scooter
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    Behold, our next Captain America which is somehow 10% less derby.

  48. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
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    Whitey Port?

  49. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    So they took a normal looking guy and threw on a random bow tie in an attempt to make him look sort of weird. Interesting.

  50. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
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    Someone mixed up the Noxzema with the Nair again.

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