The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.12.13

April 12th, 2013 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I shit you not is one of the weirdest galleries I’ve ever put together and not just because it has photographic evidence of Halle Berry‘s pregnancy advancing by an entire trimester in three days. I swear to fucking Christ though, if even one of you puts the word ‘Renesmee’ in that comment section, I’m going to turn this car around. There’s also Andy Dick with another one of HIS CHILDREN??!!11, Ke$ha looking not at all amphibian, and Tara Reid appearing sober and standing upright unaided.

Wait, is that Ed Harris with Jennifer Nicole Lee? *throws up white towel,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    The falling apple didn’t gather any moss under a tree…or something like that. No, wait! The apple didn’t fall far from the…mmm…from the-e-e-e…goddamnit, I’ll be back later.

  2. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    What a charming 15-1/2 year old girl.

  3. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    No no
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    Definitely not Manatee Gray.

  4. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    “Has your penis always had this curve in it?”

  5. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
    Tiggles
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    “Well, she said ‘no glove, no love’”.

  6. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    Cock Dr
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    Beware as Beelzebub assumes many guises.

  7. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    I thought I recognized that miserable old goat. And hey, John Kerry’s there, too.

  8. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
    Hey oh!
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    Are they honoring him with another freckle?

  9. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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    “Goddamnit, give me that rolled up newspaper. She just peed on the carpet.”

  10. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
    Hulk sad!
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    Dude, that only works if you’re wearing “Hulk Hands”.

  11. Ed Harris Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    Tiggles
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    Her dress looks like its made of microfiber dish towels.

  12. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    cuddles
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    Goddammit, the bitch stole my comment.

  13. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    “Explain this again. You played Lara Croft and….now you’re here? Help me understand.”

  14. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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    Soap can work miracles.

  15. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
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    “If you can’t have open vodka bottles inside the cab, can’t you just put all of them in the trunk?”

  16. Jason Segel Riding Scooter
    Waka waka!
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    So scooters and helmets are cool now, but shoelaces are not?

  17. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    i want kurt’s shirt.

  18. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
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    The carte is the only smarte thing in the photo.

  19. Mike Tyson Biting Charlie Sheen Ear Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    I hope Mike has had a tetanus shot. There’s no telling where Sheen has been.

  20. Mike Tyson Biting Charlie Sheen Ear Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Geez, get a new gimmick already. Actually, that goes for both of them.

  21. Mike Tyson Biting Charlie Sheen Ear Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Careful, Charlie…he’s not fucking around!

  22. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
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    Looks like he’s getting ready for the Happy Gilmore remake.

  23. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    TP Bandit
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    Evidently, she’s not the queen of gravity because those glasses appear to be falling off.

  24. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    “Well hell, lady. I was going to the store for a pack of smokes, but I’ll take you to Seattle if you want.”

  25. Mariel Hemingway Nipples Tight Dress Sarasota Film Festival
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    Is that like the safety cord for when you fall off a treadmill?

  26. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
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    Looks like just another case of that old PTA.

  27. Jennie Garth Butt Tight Jeans
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    May as well have stars on the outside of the pants, ’cause there isn’t one in them.

  28. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
    TP Bandit
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    Can’t wait to see the girls’ reaction when they realize I farted.

  29. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    Looks like Goldie’s about as far along as Halle Berry.

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    Sheppy
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    Nope, no idea who she is.

  31. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    I am still in no way convinced that Andy Dick has ever ejaculated into the vagina of a female human being.

  32. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    the blood test reveals the alien thing is, in fact, in the room.

  33. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Awesome, found some good material for this weekend.

    How old is she.

    • Nonnie Moose

      15 1/2. But don’t pretend you’re not going to wank to pictures of her you pull up on Google images anyway.

    • I was going to say “She’s 51, go nuts” but:

      a) Nonnie Moose beat me to the punch on the reply; and
      b) let’s not pretend that you haven’t already spilled enough seed over Heather Locklear to fill a 55-gallon drum through the years.

  34. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
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    “No, she wasn’t my mistress, and this one isn’t, either.”

  35. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
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    “If you don’t buy my music, I’ll…I’ll…I’ll yell at you is what I’ll do!”

  36. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Holy bat boner!

  37. Ed Harris Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Clearly, she’s super-excited to meet Robocop.

  38. Jennie Garth Butt Tight Jeans
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    Butt look serviceable.

  39. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
    TP Bandit
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    Somewhere a negotiator is talking a man off a ledge: Remember, no matter how she looks she’s crazy!

  40. Brittany Cole See Through Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
    elephantman
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    HOT!

  41. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    “We represent the Lullaby League!”

  42. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
    Cock Dr
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    I would watch that sex tape.

  43. Jason Segel Riding Scooter
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    Steppenwolf has just recorded a new road anthem specifically for this guy and others of his ilk. It’s called “Born to be Mild.”

  44. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    “Olivier, there are men fapping to me in front of their computers. Go bash their faces into the pavement”

  45. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    “They’re still at it Olivier! Don’t let me get Wladimir Klitschko on you!”

  46. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
    TP Bandit
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    Damn! I did something wrong! – Billy Ray Cyrus

  47. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Aaw she was prettier two years ago. Oh, hi FBI!

  48. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
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    Considering the cut of her britches, it’s pretty difficult to make a value judgment on the quality of her ass. I have, however, noticed in the past that she has very cute titties with nice nips.

  49. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
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    “$1500 with a condom, $2 without”

  50. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
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    Looks like Uma’s gone 100% Nazi.

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