The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.11.14

April 11th, 2014 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Steven Tyler finally went full Jame Gumb, then Miley Cyrus instagrammed some blurry toplessness, then this guy and this guy excitedly touched dogs, making me think “Ha! They bang those dogs.” This is the obsession with celebrity culture in which we as a society are hopelessly enthralled yet simultaneously earns me money.

Enjoy your alcohol this weekend. I most certainly will,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince William Bald Spot Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans Whenuapai RNZAF Base Visit
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    Typical royal white girl ass.

  2. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    So glad Nirvana has officially taken their rightful place among the rock gods. Now to get Pearl Jam, Soundgarden and Alice in Chains in there too.

  3. Jessica Biel Excitedly Greeting Katie Holmes Tiffany & Co Celebrates The 2014 Blue Book
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    I’ll take the both of them.

  4. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I love her slim, sexy body.

  5. Zach Braff Greasy Hair Bullets Over Broadway Opening Night
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    I fucking love “Scrubs”. Especially Dr. Cox.

  6. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    They made some good music.

  7. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    Speaking of Maneaters.

  8. Pink Fat Weight Gain Nipple Yoga Pants
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    I just found the 3rd member of the new gender confused band, Bruce Jenner, Steven Tyler, and Piiiiiink!!

  9. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    I saw the hair and the name Daryl and just assumed Daryl Hannah, I was close.

  10. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
    Jenn
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    Put the lotion in the basket!! ..my tootsies are a lil ashy, darlin.

  11. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    Jenn
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    Why the hell can’t he pluck his eyebrows? He looks like Dinklage’s mom had sex with a Satyr. Bleurghhhh!

  12. Prince William Bald Spot Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans Whenuapai RNZAF Base Visit
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    He is in his early thirties, bald, and dresses like his dad. She’s is boring with no ass.

    Welcome to the modern Royal family.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      There’s that pov, or there’s this one -

      He’s a shape-shifting lizard-human hybrid who drinks human blood just like his dad. She’s the latest in a long line of human incubators, brought on board to keep the hybrid lineage going.

      Welcome to our modern reptilian overlords.

  13. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    ‘…so when they handed it over, I said WHADDYA MEAN, NO RETURNS!? I’M ONLY GOING TO USE THIS SHOTGUN ONCE!’

  14. Daryl Hannah Legs Short Dress Cowboy Boots
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    ‘…i’m cold, JF. I don’t have anywhere to go.’

    ‘Ok, but aren’y you hungry as well?’

    ‘Nope. Definitely not hungry.’

  15. Goldie Hawn NBC Studios
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    After being banged by Kurt Russell for 30 years, you would be pulling that face as well.

  16. Pink Fat Weight Gain Nipple Yoga Pants
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    FIVE POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!

  17. Andrew Garfield Picked Up By Guy In Spiderman Mask The Amazing Spider Man 2 World Premiere
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    Behold! The next evolutionary step of the bro-fist! Standing Anal!

  18. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    BeefMushroom
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    Bad Ass Bitch!

  19. Johnny Depp Kissing Fan Transcendence Premiere
    Nutter Butter
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    Herpes here…

  20. Andy Cohen Over Excitedly Petting Dog 17th Annual ASPCA Bergh Ball Gala
    Helena Handbasket
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    Human’s face: joy
    Dog’s face: sheer terror

  21. David Hasselhoff The Texas Tenors
    Helena Handbasket
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    Did Hoff give the blonde guy a boner?

  22. Jessica Biel Excitedly Greeting Katie Holmes Tiffany & Co Celebrates The 2014 Blue Book
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    “Hey, wow, you’re still hotter than me.”
    “I KNOW, RIGHT?!”

  23. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    I’ve come to appreciate these guys about 30 years after the fact thanks to The Bird And The Bee’s homage album as the gateway drug.

  24. Miley Cyrus Topless Instagram
    bri
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    When I first saw this, I thought, “omg her dad can see this!” …then I remembered that people in Hollywood think in terms of $$$$$

  25. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “I SAID MORE MASHED POTATOES!”

  26. David Hasselhoff The Texas Tenors
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Little does he know, the microphone is turned off.

  27. Zach Braff Greasy Hair Bullets Over Broadway Opening Night
    OldDirtyPants
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    Mel Brooks, the early years…

  28. Margo Martindale Greg Kinnear Kissed By Randall Wallace Heaven Is For Real Premiere Dallas International Film Festival
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    Ahhh shit lord, I thought you’d said heaven would be full of frisky beauties.

  29. David Hasselhoff The Texas Tenors
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    You know, it’s gonna break his heart when he figures out this isn’t the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame dinner.

  30. Charlie Hunnam Leather Gloves Grabbing Throat Crimson Peak Set
    Lou Braccant
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    See, my bionic voice box is broken and it won’t stick to one accent!

  31. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    Aaron from Ghost Adventures is unimpressed.

  32. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    Zaun Cherry
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    “They took our jobs!”

  33. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    They’re going to hate him in prison. When he drops his soap, there’ll be no bending over.

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Over rated fat chick.

  35. David Walliams Awkwardly Holding Dog Britains Got Talent Press Launch
    Me
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    David Walliams is awesome!

  36. Miley Cyrus Topless Instagram
    Nicholi1120
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    I’m wondering 2 things actually. First, why hasn’t she just done porn and gotten it over with finally(everyone knows that’s where she’s going, after all)? Second, why is she even bothering to cover her nipples? She lets everyone see them when she’s on stage, why not in the picture?

  37. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    Dude, dude, dude, dude dress like a lady!

  38. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
    dingus
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    Wrong title, should say Steven Tylers microphone.

  39. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    Well, well Hello, Dolly,
    Well, Hello, Dolly,
    It’s so nice to have you back where you belong!!

  40. Daryl Hannah Legs Short Dress Cowboy Boots
    Andie
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    She’s 53 years old. I think she looks amazing.

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