The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.11.14

April 11th, 2014 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Steven Tyler finally went full Jame Gumb, then Miley Cyrus instagrammed some blurry toplessness, then this guy and this guy excitedly touched dogs, making me think “Ha! They bang those dogs.” This is the obsession with celebrity culture in which we as a society are hopelessly enthralled yet simultaneously earns me money.

Enjoy your alcohol this weekend. I most certainly will,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Zach Braff Greasy Hair Bullets Over Broadway Opening Night
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    The transformation to Jon Lovitz is well on its way.

  2. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    Some promoter needs to set these guys up for a cage match with Brooks & Dunn.

  3. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    She licks more wrinkles than a shar pei.

  4. Al Sharpton National Action Network Speech
    AtomicMountain
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    Hey, look! It’s Sharpton the Cowardly RAT!

    This pic looks like a bad Photoshop job. Seriously.

  5. Johnny Depp Kissing Fan Transcendence Premiere
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    Oh, sure. I write “Kiss Here” on a body part, show it to Maria Menounos, and *I* end up on the sex offenders’ registry.

  6. Andrew Garfield Picked Up By Guy In Spiderman Mask The Amazing Spider Man 2 World Premiere
    Blob
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    Oh please… tell me he threw the fucker over his shoulder?

  7. David Walliams Awkwardly Holding Dog Britains Got Talent Press Launch
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    *That’s* what the British mean by “dogging”?

  8. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    #mompants

  9. David Hasselhoff The Texas Tenors
    Blob
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    Somewhere there’s a bar that’s gone disturbingly quiet.

  10. David Walliams Awkwardly Holding Dog Britains Got Talent Press Launch
    Blob
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    Oh yes, Mr Tickles, we shall indeed.

  11. Prince William Bald Spot Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans Whenuapai RNZAF Base Visit
    glam
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    Her calves jut out more than her ass..

  12. Jennifer Aniston Sheer Dress Cake Set
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    I know Anna Kendrick is in this movie, so we do we get all these god damn action shots of Aniston?

  13. Jennifer Aniston Sheer Dress Cake Set
    Chaz
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    I bet the grapes she’s usually smuggling are in the takeout box.

  14. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
    Chaz
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    Guilty as sin…He doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

  15. David Hasselhoff The Texas Tenors
    Chaz
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    Her forehead should say “LOW EXPECTATIONS”

  16. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard.

  17. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
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    Let’s be honest, who hasn’t wanted to do what Oscar did. I’v always wanted to run on blades.

  18. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    Well,he does have Jesus’ figure.

  19. Andrew Garfield Picked Up By Guy In Spiderman Mask The Amazing Spider Man 2 World Premiere
    donkeylicks
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    Well this picture confirms it, he loves cock…. ney accents.

  20. Andy Dick Drunk Oklahoma Restoration World Premiere
    donkeylicks
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    Uncredited Brunette: “I’ve made a huge mistake.”

  21. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    donkeylicks
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    DRUMMERS UNITE!!!

  22. Alec Baldwin Derpface Oklahoma Restoration World Premiere
    Icehawg
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    “I know they say that everyone loves the smell of their own brand, but I think they like my farts too. That’s it….breath me in, it is intoxicating.”

  23. Goldie Hawn NBC Studios
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    After years of plastic surgery, this is as close as she can get to having her lips touch.

  24. Alec Baldwin Derpface Oklahoma Restoration World Premiere
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    He really should have some sort of product endorsement deal …

    … who markets something that just screams, “Smug Asshole!”

  25. Al Sharpton National Action Network Speech
    Senor Trout
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    Start Jones as a crossdresser.

  26. David Walliams Awkwardly Holding Dog Britains Got Talent Press Launch
    Vlad
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    Don’t look Muffy, it’s the Queen.

  27. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    This picture is from Maxim, four years ago. Because nothing says “confidence” like posting professional edited photos from almost half a decade ago

  28. Miley Cyrus Topless Instagram
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    Instagram: making barely legal titties grainy and blurry since 2009

  29. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    The rock and roll hall of fame musty have a really good buffet

  30. Al Sharpton National Action Network Speech
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    Everything I know about science tells me his tie is too tight.

  31. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    When did Oats turn into Prince?

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Fuck yes. She is sexy.

  33. Andrew Garfield Picked Up By Guy In Spiderman Mask The Amazing Spider Man 2 World Premiere
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    Good lord.

  34. Miley Cyrus Topless Instagram
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    I want to throw her on that bed and get in dat ass.

  35. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Kelly, you’re not fooling me with this outfit – I’ve seen you in track pants.

  36. Andrew Garfield Picked Up By Guy In Spiderman Mask The Amazing Spider Man 2 World Premiere
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    Seen here fighting his most fearsome enemy – The Knob Goblin

  37. Jennifer Aniston Sheer Dress Cake Set
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    ♫♫ It’s my clit in a box ♫♫

  38. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
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    In every picture there’s always a woman that picks the most inopportune time to sing the American National Anthem.

  39. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    [2 seconds earlier]
    “And now, Dave I was wondering if you could say a few things about Kurt…”

  40. Jessica Biel Excitedly Greeting Katie Holmes Tiffany & Co Celebrates The 2014 Blue Book
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    Thanks Fish, for reminding me who _should_ have been Wonder Woman. Jerk.

  41. Al Sharpton National Action Network Speech
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    Sorry guys, off-topic, but do they still make chocolate Tootsie Pops?

  42. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
    Jam
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    Dude really does look like a (bearded) lady.

  43. Miley Cyrus Topless Instagram
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    Billy Ray should at least pick up his used condom off the floor.

  44. Andy Cohen Over Excitedly Petting Dog 17th Annual ASPCA Bergh Ball Gala
    Rover
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    “Who’s a good boy, Who’s a good boy, you’re a godboy” Now get your hand off my collar.

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    What the fuck planet is she from? There’s no way she’s just a simple human…

  46. Nicolas Cage Joe Promotion Apple Store
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    “…and by all that’s holy, even on that gray-skied Thursday afternoon, I was forced to grasp my spoon thusly plunging it deep, deep, deeper into that freezing mound of Rocky Road…”

  47. Daryl Hannah Legs Short Dress Cowboy Boots
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    She has enough knobs on those knees to open every door in the Halls of Congress.

  48. Johnny Depp Kissing Fan Transcendence Premiere
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    “Psssst…next time print that on your vulva.”

  49. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress The Kaleidoscope Ball –
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    She is so beautiful.

  50. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
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    They’re gonna love him in prison.

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