The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.11.14

April 11th, 2014 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Steven Tyler finally went full Jame Gumb, then Miley Cyrus instagrammed some blurry toplessness, then this guy and this guy excitedly touched dogs, making me think “Ha! They bang those dogs.” This is the obsession with celebrity culture in which we as a society are hopelessly enthralled yet simultaneously earns me money.

Enjoy your alcohol this weekend. I most certainly will,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicolas Cage Joe Promotion Apple Store
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    “And then they squeeze the non-allergenic glue onto my scalp, spread it around evenly, and carefully place the hair onto my head. At that point, they only have about 30 seconds to get it into the correct spot because the glue dries so fast. It’s pretty touch and go.”

  2. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    unless you were around in the 80′s, you have no idea what a hit making juggernaut this duo was. I always imagined their conversations back then going something like this:

    Darryl: Hey John, I’m thinking of writing a song called “Kiss is on my List”! Waddaya think?

    John: Awesome, man! You can do no wrong! You could write a song called “Maneater” and it would be a hit!

  3. Daryl Hannah Legs Short Dress Cowboy Boots
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    How many kneecaps can one person have?

  4. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    does Hef call his testicles “Crystal’s Balls”?

  5. David Hasselhoff The Texas Tenors
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t be afraid of the gayness, it’s not catching and it won’t hurt you.

  6. Alec Baldwin Derpface Oklahoma Restoration World Premiere
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    Must contain rage. Force smile.
    Bahh I can’t do it.
    WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT YOU QUEER COCKSUCKER!?

  7. Miley Cyrus Topless Instagram
    Jack Ketch
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    Ewwww.

  8. Pink Fat Weight Gain Nipple Yoga Pants
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    Pink on her way to the clinic for her daily hormone injections.

  9. Miley Cyrus Topless Instagram
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    So edgy. You’ve don’t it yet again, Ms. Cyrus!!!
    Just kidding.
    NSFF (see Cher for definition).

  10. Miley Cyrus Topless Instagram
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    DAD!!! Get outta muh pitchur.

  11. Jennifer Aniston Sheer Dress Cake Set
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    The little box is where she keeps her hopes of having a child.

  12. Nicolas Cage Joe Promotion Apple Store
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    He’s promoting his movies in retail stores now? He’s one step away from, “Puppet Show and Spinal Tap.”

  13. Jessica Biel Excitedly Greeting Katie Holmes Tiffany & Co Celebrates The 2014 Blue Book
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    Snapshot from the US Pro Bearding Convention, 2014

  14. Johnny Depp Kissing Fan Transcendence Premiere
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    Is that how you spell bukkake?

  15. David Hasselhoff The Texas Tenors
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    ♫♫ Cheeseburger in paradise. Medium rare with mustard’d be nice. ♫♫

  16. Al Sharpton National Action Network Speech
    Eric
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    “But resist, we much… we must… and we will much… about… that… be committed.” – Al Sharpton, August 9, 2011

  17. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
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    He took the nickname “Blade Runner” too seriously. Harrison Ford he is not.

  18. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    They both have Dinklage hands.

  19. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    That’s more facial hair than you’d think the “world’s first super model” would have.

  20. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    ArghahgahgahghagThankyouforinductiontoRock&RollHallofFameArgghsughsghagah

  21. Andy Cohen Over Excitedly Petting Dog 17th Annual ASPCA Bergh Ball Gala
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    One of these two is such a bitch.

  22. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Ninjatits.

  23. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Her ass is the best asset.

  24. Daryl Hannah Legs Short Dress Cowboy Boots
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    I have a bad feeling that that dress is hiding a lot of things that we are glad we can’t see.

  25. Andrew Garfield Picked Up By Guy In Spiderman Mask The Amazing Spider Man 2 World Premiere
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    Spider Man…
    Spider Man…
    He’s taking a dude’s dick in his can.

  26. Zach Braff Greasy Hair Bullets Over Broadway Opening Night
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    He looked much better Oz, the Great & Powerful.

  27. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    Don’t forget everyone, that mouth has had a soft, 80 something year old cock in in very recently, and it will again very soon.
    Have good weekend !

  28. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    Hef hasn’t motorboated her for fear his dentures will get wedged in between.

  29. Alec Baldwin Derpface Oklahoma Restoration World Premiere
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    He’s smiling like he just figured out who gets third place.

  30. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
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    …that by sheer will, you were able to overcome your handicap, and chase your girlfriend into a bathroom and shoot her repeatedly, against all odds…it’s just so…so…inspiring…”

  31. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
    creemygoodness
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    “Help! He’s going to shoot Jennifer Love Hewitt!”
    “You know what, let’s not get mixed up in this.”

  32. Daryl Hannah Legs Short Dress Cowboy Boots
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    Daryl looks like she’s about to make a sequel to Splash.

  33. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    How old is this picture? I’m guessing at least 5 years old

    • Gen

      So would you consider your interest to primarily lie in the historical context of fashion photographs or tits? Just wondering.

  34. Johnny Depp Kissing Fan Transcendence Premiere
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    Like a poor marksman you keep missing your target!

  35. Margo Martindale Greg Kinnear Kissed By Randall Wallace Heaven Is For Real Premiere Dallas International Film Festival
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    You guys queer out all you like, I’m gonna get some of that key lime pie.

  36. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    “I just hugged Courtney Love! I need a safety shower and an emergency eyewash STAT!!!”

  37. Andrew Garfield Picked Up By Guy In Spiderman Mask The Amazing Spider Man 2 World Premiere
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    So Mel Brooks directed this episode?

  38. Prince William Bald Spot Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans Whenuapai RNZAF Base Visit
    Gen
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    I think it’s actually concave…

  39. Miley Cyrus Topless Instagram
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    I didn’t realize squirrel porn was a thing…

  40. Andy Dick Drunk Oklahoma Restoration World Premiere
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    The sound of air escaping from multiple dead bodies is the soundtrack to this picture.

  41. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    “You kids with your Bieber music and the gold chains. Why, back in my day, we didn’t have Youtube and the interwebs. All we had was HEROIN! And we liked it!”

  42. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    Coming soon to a theatre near you: The Last Bastardifurcation of Christ.

  43. Nicolas Cage Joe Promotion Apple Store
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    “And I gave them a sack full of money, mostly gold coins I bought at a pirate treasure auction, and I said, ‘Here. Here. Take this. Please.’ And he took it. And so that’s how I ended up with a castle with a moat and three dozen suits of armor. I mean, cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

  44. Nicolas Cage Joe Promotion Apple Store
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    Looks like Nic is showing how to perform a joe job.

  45. Johnny Depp Kissing Fan Transcendence Premiere
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    “Black tar heroine. Go now.”

  46. Barbara Walters Crazy Eyes Bullets Over Broadway Opening Night
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    Her hair must be covering the bullet wound

  47. Goldie Hawn NBC Studios
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    In a constant state of jubilant shock since 1987.

  48. Alec Baldwin Derpface Oklahoma Restoration World Premiere
    Crazy Weasel
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    The Hulk has the same smile on his face before SMASH!

  49. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    I hear the pawn shop down the street has a great deal on two Hall of Fame trophies right now.

  50. Zach Braff Greasy Hair Bullets Over Broadway Opening Night
    Slappy Magoo
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    You never want to go full Buscemi.

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