The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.11.14

April 11th, 2014 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Steven Tyler finally went full Jame Gumb, then Miley Cyrus instagrammed some blurry toplessness, then this guy and this guy excitedly touched dogs, making me think “Ha! They bang those dogs.” This is the obsession with celebrity culture in which we as a society are hopelessly enthralled yet simultaneously earns me money.

Enjoy your alcohol this weekend. I most certainly will,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    To Kim: This is how you do curves….

  2. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    Jason
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    I’m getting a Kelly LeBrock vibe from this.

  3. Zach Braff Greasy Hair Bullets Over Broadway Opening Night
    bamf
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    nice jew face

  4. Jennifer Aniston Sheer Dress Cake Set
    tom
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    She’s old now.

  5. Al Sharpton National Action Network Speech
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    Someone used the “Big Heads” cheat code on this guy.

  6. Andrew Garfield Picked Up By Guy In Spiderman Mask The Amazing Spider Man 2 World Premiere
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    Not wanting to miss out on a commercial opportunity, Andrew begins the gay porn parody of the movie at the movie’s premiere.

  7. Miley Cyrus Topless Instagram
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    I’ve never wanted to bang a human chipmunk. I guess I can cross-off “have the weirdest boner” off my bucket list…

  8. Andy Dick Drunk Oklahoma Restoration World Premiere
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    The girl looks like Kesha after a shower and cured of AIDS.

  9. Jennifer Aniston Sheer Dress Cake Set
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    You bought the wrong pictures fish. These are pics of her stunt double. Note the lack of arelolic perkiness.

  10. Jessica Biel Excitedly Greeting Katie Holmes Tiffany & Co Celebrates The 2014 Blue Book
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    It’s so nice when these 2 get together on their annual “Show emotion” day and smile…

  11. Andy Cohen Over Excitedly Petting Dog 17th Annual ASPCA Bergh Ball Gala
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    That dog has seen some shit…

  12. Al Sharpton National Action Network Speech
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    All I see is a bobble-head no one ever asked for….

  13. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    Is it me, or does John Oates look like a midget?

  14. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
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    That guy makes OJ look innocent.

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    Beltliner
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    I like the direction they’re going with for this ZARDOZ remake.

  16. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    would you fuck me? i’d fuck me. i’d fuck me hard. i’d fuck me so hard.

  17. Prince William Bald Spot Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans Whenuapai RNZAF Base Visit
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    pippa?

  18. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    AndySlash
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    they’re in the hall of fame? i can’t go for that, no can do.

  19. Daryl Hall John Oates 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
    capn obvious
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    Oates has aged well. Seriously. Good for him. He was not a handsome man when they were on top.

  20. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    Is that a fucking camel toe?

  21. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    “Trans-” something, anyway.

  22. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    Reenactment of the Birth of Justin Bieber, sans toilet.

  23. Jessica Biel Excitedly Greeting Katie Holmes Tiffany & Co Celebrates The 2014 Blue Book
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    I’m thinking this would be an awesome lesbian scene. Why is everything porn with me?

  24. Charlie Hunnam Leather Gloves Grabbing Throat Crimson Peak Set
    Eejut
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    Wow. Val Kilmer lost some weight.

  25. Al Sharpton National Action Network Speech
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    As painted by C.F. Payne.

  26. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
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    “Oh, Oscar, I just want you to know I believe in your inno–”

    “AUGH, INTRUDER!!!!” *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG — clickclickclick — reload — BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG B–”

  27. Pink Fat Weight Gain Nipple Yoga Pants
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    She is here to pump … you up.

  28. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Has any one seen this girls tits? Or the other half of her face for that matter?

  29. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    Somebody turned the genderblender to “Chop.”

  30. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    “OWEN DOESN’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. HE’S FAT AND HE’S STUPID.”

  31. Andy Dick Drunk Oklahoma Restoration World Premiere
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    Andy Dick is only 48. Antonia Banderas is 53, yet looks infinitely healthier and human.

  32. Jessica Biel Excitedly Greeting Katie Holmes Tiffany & Co Celebrates The 2014 Blue Book
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    “You mean I don’t *have* to stay forever with the guy I married for fame? OMG!”

  33. Andy Cohen Over Excitedly Petting Dog 17th Annual ASPCA Bergh Ball Gala
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    “Dis how dog get raped. Bark.”

  34. Pink Fat Weight Gain Nipple Yoga Pants
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    She has a dick. I’m sure of it.

  35. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
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    he looks like 80 pounds of chewed bubble gum wrapped in a scarf

  36. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Shockingly, it’s a photo of Kelly Brook on The Superficial.

  37. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    isn’t this just the same pic over and over and over and over and…

  38. Daryl Hannah Legs Short Dress Cowboy Boots
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    Her knees look like they’re talking to each other.

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      “PSSSTTT: Hey, you done chewing on those golf balls yet??”

      “NO, how you makin’ out with those jawbreakers?”

  39. Johnny Depp Kissing Fan Transcendence Premiere
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    “Can’t you read, asshole?”

  40. Oscar Pistorius Getting Flowers From A Supporter Outside Courtroom
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    “Please, don’t shoot me!!!!! I have flowers!!”

  41. Barbara Walters Crazy Eyes Bullets Over Broadway Opening Night
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    BBBWWWAAAAIIINNNSS

  42. Prince William Bald Spot Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans Whenuapai RNZAF Base Visit
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    “Excuse me sir. We’re here for the dork convention. Is this the right place?”

  43. Dave Grohl 29th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    “You kids get off my lawn!”

  44. Andy Cohen Over Excitedly Petting Dog 17th Annual ASPCA Bergh Ball Gala
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    Gay dogs need love too.

  45. Zach Braff Greasy Hair Bullets Over Broadway Opening Night
    MRF
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    It’s like someone’s sticking Mr. Potato Head pieces un some Pillsbury dough.

  46. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    At some point her neck is going to get sore.

  47. Andrew Garfield Picked Up By Guy In Spiderman Mask The Amazing Spider Man 2 World Premiere
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    Crotch!

  48. Barbara Walters Crazy Eyes Bullets Over Broadway Opening Night
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    Give me your soul, human.

  49. Steven Tyler Transcendence Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    This isn’t Steve Tyler, I see NO SCARVES.

  50. Andrew Garfield Picked Up By Guy In Spiderman Mask The Amazing Spider Man 2 World Premiere
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    it’s nice to see a couple dancing together in public.

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