The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.7.14

March 7th, 2014 // 446 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed with a very special Final Five courtesy of Victoria Silvstedt (That pic’s a bonus, because c’mon, really?) who knows that you have to keep the inventory in top shape if you want to move product. From there we get right into Lindsay Lohan in the ultimate blow job caption opportunity, Bruce Willis on the thought of being 91 at his kid’s high school graduation, and Ben Affleck because he’s the hero Golden Corral needs right now.

“Buttahfloi shrimp tha soize of ah tangahreen, Master Wayne,”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sean Penn Noorzia Faridi Holding Award 2014 Frontline Defenders Award Ceremony
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    The Trouble With Tribble Toupees

  2. Katherine Webb Bikini Instagram
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    rule #1. Don’t be in a picture where the other 2 chicks are hotter than you.

  3. Jay-Z Huge Knit Hat
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    Black Pope is in da house!

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    Good lord, who put this woman’s hair in a ponytail?!

  5. Victoria Silvstedt Beach Yoga
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    PULL!

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    Would I tap that?

    Neigh.

  7. Helena Bonham Carter Dazed Look Frizzy Hair
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    Would

  8. Ed Westwick Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Cowboy Boots
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    $10 says those white powder stains on his pants are coke.

  9. Richie Sambora Feathered Hair Maroon Suit Ray Parker Jr Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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    Bustin makes him feel good.

  10. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    Sweet, a Coneheads remake……

  11. David Beckham On Roof With Random Guy
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    Skarsgard did the public poop better.

  12. Ron Livingston Fat Belly Old Elvis The ShangriLa Suite Set
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    “American Hustle II : Back into the Deep End, with Elvis”

  13. Bruce Willis Anxiety Face Pregnant Young Wife Emma
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    That my exact expression when I have to be around pregnant women.

  14. Pink Upskirt Panty Flash Short Minidress
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    Pink has a sorry little dick

  15. Katherine Webb Bikini Instagram
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    Planet earth…what my spring break and this photo have in common.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Spraying Jimmy Fallon With Huge Water Gun The Tonight Show
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    Looks as though she’s turned the tables.

  17. Nicki Minaj Bikini Vagina Bulge Instagram
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    GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS
    *horfs*

  18. Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Need For Speed Premiere
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    Wasn’t she hot a couple of photo sets ago?

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    “in Salon HORSE-Shoes…”

  20. Katherine Webb Bikini Instagram
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    Which one is Katherine Webb? HAH, just kidding…I don’t even care.

  21. Ben Affleck Grey Hair Scruffy Beard Fat Gut
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    Here playing ‘middle-aged dad heading to Home Hardware’

  22. Lindsay Lohan Spraying Jimmy Fallon With Huge Water Gun The Tonight Show
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    “Now imagine that from a Persian club owner, and THAT’S MY FUCKING LIFE!!”

  23. Pink Upskirt Panty Flash Short Minidress
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    yuuup, it’s pink. I don’t know what it is, but it’s pink.

  24. Richie Sambora Feathered Hair Maroon Suit Ray Parker Jr Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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    Where’s his good friend, Mr. Green Jeans?

  25. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
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    You know, of all the pics of seen of this “surfer” chick… I don’t think I’ve ever seen her surf. Or even in the water for that matter.

  26. Richie Sambora Feathered Hair Maroon Suit Ray Parker Jr Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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    He’s just there to hand out his resume.

  27. Sean Penn Noorzia Faridi Holding Award 2014 Frontline Defenders Award Ceremony
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    Today’s show was brought to you by the letter “f.”

  28. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    ” Nordstrom at The Grove”…I assume they race horses there?

  29. Sean Penn Noorzia Faridi Holding Award 2014 Frontline Defenders Award Ceremony
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    I can’t believe Sean Penn has resorted to Viagra ads.

  30. Bruce Willis Anxiety Face Pregnant Young Wife Emma
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    Ah…nothing like a 50 year span inbetween kids.

  31. Pink Upskirt Panty Flash Short Minidress
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    Oh I dunno…I bet there’s not a gram of cottage cheese on that ass.

  32. Eiza Gonzalez Legs Tight Minidress Texas Film Awards
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    Thank you. This pert, little lady will erase the horror of Coco!

  33. Gavin Rossdale Watching Son Zuma Play With Dog
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    Is that the new baby?

  34. Nicki Minaj Bikini Vagina Bulge Instagram
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    the Minaj freakshow does not fail to entertain.

  35. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Doesn’t she have some diapers to change or something?

  36. Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Need For Speed Premiere
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    Didn’t she choke on her own vomit while Walt sat by doing nothing?

  37. Bruce Willis Anxiety Face Pregnant Young Wife Emma
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    wow, they actually managed to capture the moment she told him she was pregnant

  38. Richie Sambora Feathered Hair Maroon Suit Ray Parker Jr Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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    A wig! Made from old SOS pads!

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    Dang, a pony tail and we’d have the best damned example of irony I’ve seen in years.

  40. Sean Penn Noorzia Faridi Holding Award 2014 Frontline Defenders Award Ceremony
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    Remember The Simpsons episode about the hair piece possessed by an evil spirit?

  41. Nicki Minaj Bikini Vagina Bulge Instagram
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    You could fold those like a map.

  42. Bruce Willis Anxiety Face Pregnant Young Wife Emma
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    Oh for fuck’s sake…does she REALLY want to look like every lesbian I went to college with?

  43. Sean Penn Noorzia Faridi Holding Award 2014 Frontline Defenders Award Ceremony
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    “Back Scratcher? mmmmmBack Scratcher!”

  44. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Salvador Sanchez
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    Just the boots please.

  45. Dr Ruth Westheimer Chris ODowd All The Way Opening Night Broadway
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    She jumped out of a thimble and half scared him to death.

  46. Nicki Minaj Bikini Vagina Bulge Instagram
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    “Hoochie…check.
    Coochie…uh, check.
    Man?”
    *ponders*
    *has heart attack*
    - Muddy Waters

  47. Dr Ruth Westheimer Chris ODowd All The Way Opening Night Broadway
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    “Willow! You i-i-i-diot!”

  48. Sean Penn Noorzia Faridi Holding Award 2014 Frontline Defenders Award Ceremony
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    Billy Ray Cyrus must be wearing a hat today.

  49. Lindsay Lohan Spraying Jimmy Fallon With Huge Water Gun The Tonight Show
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    Unless those glasses are filled with sulphuric acid, I don’t care.

  50. David Beckham On Roof With Random Guy
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    Trying hard to avoid an upskirt gaffe

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