The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.7.14

March 7th, 2014 // 446 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed with a very special Final Five courtesy of Victoria Silvstedt (That pic’s a bonus, because c’mon, really?) who knows that you have to keep the inventory in top shape if you want to move product. From there we get right into Lindsay Lohan in the ultimate blow job caption opportunity, Bruce Willis on the thought of being 91 at his kid’s high school graduation, and Ben Affleck because he’s the hero Golden Corral needs right now.

“Buttahfloi shrimp tha soize of ah tangahreen, Master Wayne,”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bruce Willis Anxiety Face Pregnant Young Wife Emma
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    Yippie kiyay, I fucked her!

  2. Luke Wilson Porn Stache Yellow Teeth Pinstripe Suit Texas Film Awards
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    “Bob Dole!”

  3. Ed Westwick Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Cowboy Boots
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    on the stroll. did he used to pretend to be straight? cuz he ain’t now.

  4. Eiza Gonzalez Legs Tight Minidress Texas Film Awards
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    Isn’t this the chick that Liam Hemsworth left Miley Cyrus for? Well done Liam, great choice.

  5. Brandi Glanville Nipples No Bra
    Frank Burns
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    Brandi, please, walk towards the sign that says “alteration”.

  6. Jay-Z Huge Knit Hat
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    I can never remember… is this “Kid” or “Play”?

  7. Pink Upskirt Panty Flash Short Minidress
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    Somewhere, next to the bunghole…

  8. Nicki Minaj Bikini Vagina Bulge Instagram
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    Between this and Jennette McCurdy’s pics, I’m gonna be busy this weekend.

  9. Richie Sambora Feathered Hair Maroon Suit Ray Parker Jr Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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    After years of begging, Gene Simmons finally let me borrow his toupée

  10. Bruce Willis Anxiety Face Pregnant Young Wife Emma
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    Not another Rumur. Kill it with fire!

  11. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    Alien vs. Predator IV – The Horse Wrath

  12. Helena Bonham Carter Dazed Look Frizzy Hair
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    She’s got a special kind of crazy. Good for her.

  13. Richie Sambora Feathered Hair Maroon Suit Ray Parker Jr Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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    Sambora’s wigs don’t come off! Even underwater!

  14. Sean Penn Noorzia Faridi Holding Award 2014 Frontline Defenders Award Ceremony
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    All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine

  15. Paris Hilton Butt See Through Tights
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    WOULD!

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    I like the gold fiador with the openwork caparison.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    *pulls string* Kim goes “Mooooo”
    *pulls string* Sarah goes “Neigh”

  18. Jack Nicholson Red Glasses Yelling At Son Raymond Nicholson Lakers Game
    Juch
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    “Aww, come on kid, quit screwin’ with me – who was your mom again?”

  19. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Salvador Sanchez
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    I’ve been after dat ass since “American Pie” She’s still as sexy as ever.

  20. Dr Ruth Westheimer Chris ODowd All The Way Opening Night Broadway
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    “Have you seen my precious ring?” says Bilbo Baggins

  21. Coco Topless String Thong Bikini Working Out Instagram
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    that workout bench has seen some shit

  22. Jay-Z Huge Knit Hat
    Tiggles
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    How clever! They recycled Beyonce’s fake pregnancy belly into a stupid looking hat.

  23. Victoria Silvstedt Beach Yoga
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    Did somebody crop the prices out of the last five pictures?

  24. Helena Bonham Carter Dazed Look Frizzy Hair
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    How many cats?

  25. Paris Hilton Butt See Through Tights
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    Could we get a photo of her posing with the car, like, Low Rider magazine? That would be great.

  26. Dominic Cooper Aaron Paul Checking Watches Need For Speed Premiere
    Tiggles
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    “Oh look, just 15 more minutes until you are David Arquette.”

  27. Brandi Glanville Nipples No Bra
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    She doesn’t look bad here, but she’s an awful, awful person.

  28. Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Need For Speed Premiere
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    lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

  29. Joe Jonas
    Juch
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    This happens every time someone gives him a juice box and a cookie.

  30. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Crystal Mether?

  31. Coco Topless String Thong Bikini Working Out Instagram
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    This is more powerful than medicinal birth control.
    See this pic = instant softee

  32. Dr Ruth Westheimer Chris ODowd All The Way Opening Night Broadway
    broduhjenner
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    woah. jonathan lipnicki is not aging well.

  33. Gavin Rossdale Watching Son Zuma Play With Dog
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    … maybe I should’ve named the band Fur

  34. Coco Topless String Thong Bikini Working Out Instagram
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    God damn! I want to work up a sweat with her. The things I’d do to her. Add this to my weekend collection.

  35. Brandi Glanville Nipples No Bra
    broduhjenner
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    I cant tell if this is a commercial for 138 water or a PSA for plastic surgery.

  36. Dominic Cooper Aaron Paul Checking Watches Need For Speed Premiere
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    What time was Paul Walker supposed to be here?

  37. Jay-Z Huge Knit Hat
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    Jay-Z’s birth name: Beldar.

    He’s from France.

  38. Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Need For Speed Premiere
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    Michelle Rodriguez is somewheres drooling over those eyebrows

  39. Coco Topless String Thong Bikini Working Out Instagram
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    Please wipe down the bench when your finished working out, Except Coco, who should just burn the damn thing.

  40. Helena Bonham Carter Dazed Look Frizzy Hair
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    I’d check for lumps on her breast.

  41. Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Need For Speed Premiere
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    I’ll bet she gave up trying to keep it shaved years ago.

  42. Luke Wilson Porn Stache Yellow Teeth Pinstripe Suit Texas Film Awards
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    That Jedi mind trick only works on the weak–minded, Luke.

  43. Paris Hilton Butt See Through Tights
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    I want to bend her over the hood of that car.

  44. Sean Penn Noorzia Faridi Holding Award 2014 Frontline Defenders Award Ceremony
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    “I’m Sean Travolta, and this years winner of the F-word award goes to Adele Dazeem…Idina Menzel…Noorzia Faridi.”

  45. Jay-Z Huge Knit Hat
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    Is Shaq selling his socks as hats now?

  46. Katherine Webb Bikini Instagram
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    What the Kardashians think they look like.

  47. Jay-Z Huge Knit Hat
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    Jimmy Kimmel’s been stalking Jay-Z for months now.

  48. Ed Westwick Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Cowboy Boots
    broduhjenner
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    “Hello? Yes, Can you patch me into ‘Queen and Adam Lambert?’ ”

    “Mhhhm. Mhhhm. Yes, of course I am wearing cowboy boots. Thank You.”

  49. Jessica Szohr Butt Tight Pants Need For Speed Premiere
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    Looks great.

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