The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.7.14

March 7th, 2014 // 446 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed with a very special Final Five courtesy of Victoria Silvstedt (That pic’s a bonus, because c’mon, really?) who knows that you have to keep the inventory in top shape if you want to move product. From there we get right into Lindsay Lohan in the ultimate blow job caption opportunity, Bruce Willis on the thought of being 91 at his kid’s high school graduation, and Ben Affleck because he’s the hero Golden Corral needs right now.

“Buttahfloi shrimp tha soize of ah tangahreen, Master Wayne,”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pink Upskirt Panty Flash Short Minidress
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    …and brown.

  2. Katherine Webb Bikini Instagram
    siber mundae
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    started on monday, i just got back from fapping to jenette mccurdy pics, what’d i miss?

  3. Katherine Webb Bikini Instagram
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    Fuck 72 virgins, i’ll take these three whores

  4. Lindsay Lohan Spraying Jimmy Fallon With Huge Water Gun The Tonight Show
    Little Tongue
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    “Vodka fight!”

  5. Pink Upskirt Panty Flash Short Minidress
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    it’s embarrasing when your dick gets caught in the spokes.

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
    horse whisperer
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    aww, why the long face?

  7. Bruce Willis Anxiety Face Pregnant Young Wife Emma
    Pete
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    Remember when Demi left him for that young guy? Yah…about that.

  8. Richie Sambora Feathered Hair Maroon Suit Ray Parker Jr Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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    ♬ Ohhhh You’re halfway there
    Ohh Oh to lookin’ like Cher ♬

  9. Nicki Minaj Bikini Vagina Bulge Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    Huge labia or else?

  10. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    Not even Zaloog would.

  11. Victoria Silvstedt Beach Yoga
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    This position is called ‘getting that movie role’. The facial expression is optional, but common.

  12. Dr Ruth Westheimer Chris ODowd All The Way Opening Night Broadway
    Little Tongue
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    Either she’s 3 feet tall or he’s 9 feet tall.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Spraying Jimmy Fallon With Huge Water Gun The Tonight Show
    anonymous
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    Jimmy got a little confused when LL yelled “Spit or swallow: don’t just keep it in your mouth” after taking a couple shots in the face.

  14. Ron Livingston Fat Belly Old Elvis The ShangriLa Suite Set
    joe
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    Corn hole? Dude better start watching his pie hole.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Spraying Jimmy Fallon With Huge Water Gun The Tonight Show
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Another classic Lohan miscommunication… she’s playing “Water War” and he booked her on the show to play “What a Whore”.

  16. Sean Penn Noorzia Faridi Holding Award 2014 Frontline Defenders Award Ceremony
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    you can literally see the devil on his shoulder whispering, “Scream: “The ‘F’ stands for ‘Fuck You’. Then shove it up her ass.”

  17. Coco Topless String Thong Bikini Working Out Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    She has NO nipples!

  18. Richie Sambora Feathered Hair Maroon Suit Ray Parker Jr Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    joe
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    He’s got his dick in a box.

  19. Nicki Minaj Bikini Vagina Bulge Instagram
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    what did the discarded pics from this shoot look like? -shudders-

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    “Hello, and welcome to my SJP shoe collection presentation! The first shoe I’d like to show you is a…excuse me, gentlemen? Can you please stop throwing the shoes at that stake in the ground?”

  21. Dr Ruth Westheimer Chris ODowd All The Way Opening Night Broadway
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    everyone should have their own little fuckpig

  22. Brandi Glanville Nipples No Bra
    joe
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    First 138 commercial that didn’t make me thirsty.

  23. Bruce Willis Anxiety Face Pregnant Young Wife Emma
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is she pregnant? When is this guy going to fuckin’ learn that the chin is hereditary?

  24. Paris Hilton Butt See Through Tights
    joe
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    It’s not a tag, it’s a safety seal.

  25. Brandi Glanville Nipples No Bra
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    and 138 Water’s stock takes an enormous dive. What’s next? Sandra Bernhard or Anjelica Huston in a bikini drinking that crap?

  26. Lindsay Lohan Spraying Jimmy Fallon With Huge Water Gun The Tonight Show
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    “This is what it feels like to be me.”

  27. Dominic Cooper Aaron Paul Checking Watches Need For Speed Premiere
    joe
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    “Yeah, it’s a nice watch, but you won’t believe the best part: I found on top of a payphone in Albuquerque.”

  28. Katherine Webb Bikini Instagram
    Arlmlo Schlongfooster
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    Moving up the draft board

  29. Ron Livingston Fat Belly Old Elvis The ShangriLa Suite Set
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    Looks like someone hasn’t been filing their TPS reports.

  30. Dr Ruth Westheimer Chris ODowd All The Way Opening Night Broadway
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I haven’t seen her since “Leprechaun 5: In the Hood” was on cable a few years back.

  31. David Beckham On Roof With Random Guy
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who doesn’t love a friendly game of “Shit on the Roof”?

  32. Brandi Glanville Nipples No Bra
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    She’s an abominable human being, and a liar, but here’s why I believe her story about Joanna Krupa’s chicken box being stinky:

    I had a Polish housekeeper. She was insanely hot. Tall, slender, amazing build. She consistently wore short shorts, t shirt, thong visible every time she’d bend over, which was often. I’d pretend to work on my computer while watching her. This is getting creepy. I’m a guy, sue me. Anyway, she smelled like a brie cheese wheel that had been left in the trunk of a volvo during three hot summer months.

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
    Ralph
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    That’s a scary face, a real scary face. Image how it looks WITHOUT makeup…Whoa.

  34. Luke Wilson Porn Stache Yellow Teeth Pinstripe Suit Texas Film Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Raise your hand if you have no chance of banging Eiza Gonzalez.

  35. Katherine Webb Bikini Instagram
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    Katherine Webb is hot as fuck.

  36. Nicki Minaj Bikini Vagina Bulge Instagram
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    I’ll be using this one later…

  37. Lindsay Lohan Spraying Jimmy Fallon With Huge Water Gun The Tonight Show
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    She has probably participated in bukkakes that had bigger loads than that all over her face.

  38. Coco Topless String Thong Bikini Working Out Instagram
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    I can never think of the right thing to say in the moment, it always comes later to me. Remember a week ago when PB posted this useless whore standing in front of a mammoth clock hanging onto the hands? Okay, here goes:

    “Coco desperately holding back the minute hand during her 15th minute”.

    End scene.

    Sorry.

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    Did anyone trim her hoofs? Because I can’t find any horseshoes in her size. Someone call the Roy Rogers museum see if they have any of trigger the horse- horse shoes.

  40. Katherine Webb Bikini Instagram
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    That’s a delicious 3 meat sandwich.

  41. Brandi Glanville Nipples No Bra
    Ralph
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    Fake Lips too.

  42. Luke Wilson Porn Stache Yellow Teeth Pinstripe Suit Texas Film Awards
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    Can somebody help me? Iv’e got my beans above the frank.

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Face High Ponytail SJP Collection Presentation Nordstrom The Grove
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    I did not know you could buy equestrian clothing and equipment and Nordstroms, good to know.

  44. Ed Westwick Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Cowboy Boots
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This looks like a scene edited out of Dallas Buyers Club.

  45. Jack Nicholson Red Glasses Yelling At Son Raymond Nicholson Lakers Game
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    “Hey cutie! Enjoyin’ the game?”

    “It’s me, dad.”

  46. Sean Penn Noorzia Faridi Holding Award 2014 Frontline Defenders Award Ceremony
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    That hairpiece is quite something, isn’t it?

  47. Nicki Minaj Bikini Vagina Bulge Instagram
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    Nice out fit Osh Kosh ? or Huge Cootch that Poots?

  48. Ron Livingston Fat Belly Old Elvis The ShangriLa Suite Set
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    What Bruce Lee would look like if he was alive today.

  49. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    i wonder if she’s self absorbed.

  50. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Young Boy Checking Out Butt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    As long as the kid’s credit card goes through, who are we to judge?

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