The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.4.16

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I bookended with Abigail Ratchford, because she has big giant boobs and a butt you folks also seem to enjoy looking at. I’ve also included Dave Coulier’s jowls, Kim Kardashian’s fupa (I’m fully on board with this now.) and Jennifer Garner screaming from a hilltop about what I’m allowing myself to believe is fingers in Batman’s booty ass bitch. I will wake up tomorrow morning, make pancakes, then have two full days of suburbanite bliss, all while convinced that Jennifer Garner yelled from a hill about fingering Ben Affleck’s butt. It’s going to be a good weekend.

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