The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.30.12

March 30th, 2012 // 398 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you slightly early because it’s past noon and it’s hard to type and hold a whiskey bottle at the same time we couldn’t wait to bring you Charles Barkley in drag. No, not the bikini pic, you racist. Anyway, we’ve also got Slash‘s wife unleashing her banshee wail to call off the lumbering school of groupies as well as Michael Jordan playing “the back nine.” (Butt sex jokes. Holy cow!!)

Cheers,

- Photo Boy

[Ed. Note: We were going to post a bonus gallery of Shauna Sand but then we realized we already posted post her once today. So long story short, we almost tore a goddamn hole in the space-time continuum. Our bad. – SW]

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christina Milian Butt Tight Pink Jeans
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    I can overlook the tatoos. She is a GORGEOUS woman! I’d fuck her anyday and everyday.

  2. Michael Jordan Cigar Golf Club
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    Nothing makes you look quite like an asshole than smoking a cigar.The only person I ever see smoke a cigar and not look like a complete fuck face is Ron White. Everybody else can go fuck themselves.

  3. Ashley Greene Legs Leather Miniskirt
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    She has nude pics on the net, so she gets a pass. She’s hot, I don’t give a fuck what she’s weaing. I’ve never seen any of her movies, either.

  4. Reese Witherspoon Baby Bump
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    She looks like the type of woman who wants to shit out a kid for every man who sticks a dick in her, just to ease her christian guilt. Nobody makes finer whores than christians.

    If that really is the case, I would be tempted, but I would stay the fuck away from her. I don’t want any kids.

  5. Charles Barkley Drag Womens Clothing Weight Watchers
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    I like when men are comfortable enough in their sexuality that they can do shit like this.

  6. Karena Graham Lingerie
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    Lay a sheet down on that ottoman and let’s get down to the fucking.

  7. Karena Graham Lingerie
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    Nice of her to show me where she wants me to aim my splooge.

  8. Karena Graham Lingerie
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    She must be Irish, because my penis is Dublin.

  9. Charlie Sheen
    ireneandnube
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    drugs are bad. ahkay.

  10. glenn verdult

    they are so pretty and sexy..

  11. Geri Halliwell Hat Sunglasses Short Shorts
    ak
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    she looks like Daniel Craig in this photo, no ?

  12. Michael Jordan Cigar Golf Club
    mbcl
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    “Sir ! this a miniature golf course”

  13. Adam Sandler Shirtless Fat
    mbcl
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    “look away Jerry. I’m hideous !”

  14. Christina Milian Butt Tight Pink Jeans
    King Diamond
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    Who?

  15. Christina Milian Butt Tight Pink Jeans
    YoMamma
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    The Tramp Stamp… might as well be a bullseye.

  16. Kieran Culkin Hoodie
    bethy
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    I would say that he’s had to resort to wearing wardrobe remnants from his film career….but he outgrew those years ago.

  17. Michael K. Williams
    bethy
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    You don’t always die from tobacco.

  18. Michael Jordan Cigar Golf Club
    Fingergod
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    “Watch me club this Honky right in the ass. It’s crazy the shit they let me get away with ’cause I got money. I love being me.”

  19. Paris Hilton Cleavage Wonky Eye
    Fingergod
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    “Have you guys seen these flat surfaces that stretch from the floor to the ceiling? What are they called? Walls? That’s hot!”

  20. Charlie Sheen
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    That is what I call the skin color of death.

  21. Kieran Culkin Hoodie
    Lisa Darnell White
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    Whats with all the hate? I love Kieran Culkin. He’s talented beyond words. Not to mention a handsome guy. :(

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