Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you slightly early because it’s past noon and it’s hard to type and hold a whiskey bottle at the same time we couldn’t wait to bring you Charles Barkley in drag. No, not the bikini pic, you racist. Anyway, we’ve also got Slash‘s wife unleashing her banshee wail to call off the lumbering school of groupies as well as Michael Jordan playing “the back nine.” (Butt sex jokes. Holy cow!!)
Cheers,
- Photo Boy
[Ed. Note: We were going to post a bonus gallery of Shauna Sand but then we realized we already posted post her once today. So long story short, we almost tore a goddamn hole in the space-time continuum. Our bad. - SW]
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I can overlook the tatoos. She is a GORGEOUS woman! I’d fuck her anyday and everyday.
Nothing makes you look quite like an asshole than smoking a cigar.The only person I ever see smoke a cigar and not look like a complete fuck face is Ron White. Everybody else can go fuck themselves.
She has nude pics on the net, so she gets a pass. She’s hot, I don’t give a fuck what she’s weaing. I’ve never seen any of her movies, either.
She looks like the type of woman who wants to shit out a kid for every man who sticks a dick in her, just to ease her christian guilt. Nobody makes finer whores than christians.
If that really is the case, I would be tempted, but I would stay the fuck away from her. I don’t want any kids.
I like when men are comfortable enough in their sexuality that they can do shit like this.
Lay a sheet down on that ottoman and let’s get down to the fucking.
Nice of her to show me where she wants me to aim my splooge.
She must be Irish, because my penis is Dublin.
drugs are bad. ahkay.
they are so pretty and sexy..
she looks like Daniel Craig in this photo, no ?
“Sir ! this a miniature golf course”
“look away Jerry. I’m hideous !”
Who?
The Tramp Stamp… might as well be a bullseye.
I would say that he’s had to resort to wearing wardrobe remnants from his film career….but he outgrew those years ago.
You don’t always die from tobacco.
“Watch me club this Honky right in the ass. It’s crazy the shit they let me get away with ’cause I got money. I love being me.”
“Have you guys seen these flat surfaces that stretch from the floor to the ceiling? What are they called? Walls? That’s hot!”
That is what I call the skin color of death.
Whats with all the hate? I love Kieran Culkin. He’s talented beyond words. Not to mention a handsome guy. :(