Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you slightly early because it’s past noon and it’s hard to type and hold a whiskey bottle at the same time we couldn’t wait to bring you Charles Barkley in drag. No, not the bikini pic, you racist. Anyway, we’ve also got Slash‘s wife unleashing her banshee wail to call off the lumbering school of groupies as well as Michael Jordan playing “the back nine.” (Butt sex jokes. Holy cow!!)
Cheers,
- Photo Boy
[Ed. Note: We were going to post a bonus gallery of Shauna Sand but then we realized we already posted post her once today. So long story short, we almost tore a goddamn hole in the space-time continuum. Our bad. - SW]
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Reese will read that and cry into her pillow tonight, which will mean that her upstairs maid will have to clean up a bunch of loose goosedown in the bedroom yet again.
LOL
Ha ha ha ha ha. Great event, Svedka. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You sorta wish she’d married O.J. Simpson instead of simply settling for somebody NAMED Slash.
So that’s what a serial rapist looks like.
Unibomber in training.
Note to all men over the age of 17 – the hood STAYS down and NEVER under a jacket.
I pity the fool that photoshops Mr. T into a bikini!
Ottoman is too low. Hurts my thighs when we do the upside down blow job. Try again.
Is that Jordan or Manute Bol? Motherfucker got blacker all the sudden.
Nothing looks darker than a black man on a golf course…it’s an optical illusion.
lol, feely
its that revitiligo shit
“Hi, Mom? Yea, I got the part. I’ll be playing Steve Buscemi as a teenager in his biopic on E!”
I would have bought crack off that guy in 1985.
I hope to fuck this ‘billion reality star bash’ thing ends like Inglorious Basterds, except with more fire and machine gunning.
I clicked the little thumbs up about a thousand times, but it only worked once.
Are they turning “Fatty McGee” from They’re All Gonna Laugh At You into a movie now? Are the goat and toll booth willy gonna have cameos?
Gross.
I wouldn’t leave her for a bag of bones.
I’d make her the sandwich.
Carlos looks like he died and became a zombie.
I’d watch that show.
Hey, isn’t he supposed to be getting [i]smaller[i]?
This girl is so pretty I would give her a breast exam…..for free.
Really? Breast exam? that’s your brilliant joke? You could have gone with throat swab, or pap smear, or even colonoscopy.
You make me sick.
Those other things will cost ya.
It’s the breast exam or nothing. That’s the only offer on the table.
“Billy Jean’s not my lover…she’s a girl…”
Shoes?
IMO this color combo just ain’t quite right.
Nice looking gal….she bought herself a real fine nose.
Use the zoom – they magically let you see beyond the boundaries of the picture. They’re a pretty bland pair of heels that matches the color of her skirt. Nothing to get excited about, I’m afraid.
Using the zoom, she has really unattractive feet and knees.
Yep, that’s how I feel superior…her feet make her unacceptable.
Would not bang? I don’t have a knee or foot fetish so they look fine to me.
Okay, pretty much everything I know about women’s shoes comes from watching “Sex and the City,” but I suspect that you will be tongue-lashed by the Cock Dr for calling those shoes “bland.” And not tongue-lashed in the good way.
There’s a View Original link under the carousel that shows the same enlarged picture as the zoom feature.
SPOILER ALERT: Ratso dies on the bus to Florida.
HA! +100 that is really funny……
He’s still alive… wow.
“I must have read every paper ever written on the Taniyama–Shimura Conjecture and then one night, as I was pissing on the floor in a club, don’t ask me why, I thought ‘Horizontal Iwasawa Theory’! And that’s how I proved Fermat’s Last Theorem.”
Time for some throat fucking.
It’s weird he could bite even that much off
Obviously desperately holding back his white hate.
Why can’t they wear this to their interviews?
Alright Latifah… who’s the REAL Queen!
I guess no one told him that alcohol is forbidden in Islam.
Anyone ever see the Windowlicker video by Aphex Twin?
hhaaaaahahaha
Move along folks. This one is done.
This must be Lindsey Lohan’s motivational poster…
Hey, get the fuck off the beach and let the tide go out
Wow, looks like a methed out Gyllenhal
Now with more lipstick!
Have some vodka…
And an UGLY dress…
I thought Greg Giraldo died?
Just his career
Fixed.
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That is completely awesome! +50!
*Bows down to Shasta*
This picture reminds me I haven’t busted a nut on this website today.
What’s he playing golf for? He can already dress like he’s black
Must be fun to do creative things with your hair like that when your husband is the breadwinner of the house.
Michael Jordan at “HIS” Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament? Gee, sure was lucky he made the cut…he must be really good.
PETA called, they said the skirt is murder and you should remove it. I’ll help…
Are we sure it’s not called “Hangover of the Titans”?
It’s not as bad as I thought it would be.
Strongly recommend that Ms Barkley wear closed toe shoes for future tranny-tastic photoshoots.
I guess now we know what Willias was talkin’ bout.
Can’t wait for ‘Battleship 2 : Snakes and Ladders’
Who in their right fucking mind could possibly find this thing attractive?
“…yeah, I’m done with that ’99%’ protest crap, these days I’m all about Treyvon”
Damn, dude can make “70′s white dude” look pimp.
tits or GTFO
Let me guess, he’s there for the “poster child” photography session?