The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.30.12

March 30th, 2012 // 398 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you slightly early because it’s past noon and it’s hard to type and hold a whiskey bottle at the same time we couldn’t wait to bring you Charles Barkley in drag. No, not the bikini pic, you racist. Anyway, we’ve also got Slash‘s wife unleashing her banshee wail to call off the lumbering school of groupies as well as Michael Jordan playing “the back nine.” (Butt sex jokes. Holy cow!!)

Cheers,

- Photo Boy

[Ed. Note: We were going to post a bonus gallery of Shauna Sand but then we realized we already posted post her once today. So long story short, we almost tore a goddamn hole in the space-time continuum. Our bad. - SW]

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. herbiefrog

    hey la, fah lah lah

    lindsay is free : ))

    cumon folks join in…. hip hip…

  2. Charlie Sheen
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    He needs a tiger blood transfusion, asap!

  3. Christina Milian Butt Tight Pink Jeans
    Ze German
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    One sexy sista!

  4. Adam Sandler Shirtless Fat
    Char
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    Adam Sandler finally makes me laugh.

  5. Ronnie Wood
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    He’s smoking at a Cancer Trust benefit. I feel like I’ve won the Irony Sweepstakes.

  6. Christina Milian Butt Tight Pink Jeans
    Mike
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    Pink pants! Wait I’m gonna spooge……………………. XD

  7. Snooki Cleavage Twitter
    Ze German
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    Gorgeous!

  8. Liam Neeson
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    Can never say anything bad about this guy.

  9. Charlie Sheen
    American
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    Looks like he’s been drug through the briar patch backwards.

  10. Charlie Sheen
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    Is he guest starring as Shemp in the new Three Stooges movie?

  11. Richard Grieco Leather Jacket Scruffy Beard
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    Hey! They finally cast the lead in “The Richard Ramirez Story”!!

  12. Charlie Sheen
    Gladice
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    The most handsome man in Hollywood today, they ruined that show when they took him off. Can’t wait for his new show Anger Management I’m going to watch every week.

  13. Charles Barkley Drag Womens Clothing Weight Watchers
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    For a second there I thought this was Venus Williams.

  14. Serena Williams Bikini Twitter
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    For a second there I thought this was Charles Barkley.

  15. Paris Hilton Cleavage Wonky Eye
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    Glad to see she’s recovering from the stroke nicely.

  16. Charlie Sheen
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    I still say they cast the wrong guy as Barnabas Collins. Think of the money they could have saved on makeup.

  17. Charlie Sheen
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    You’d think he’d be promoting tequila with all those ads he’s been doing after The Sopranos ended.

  18. Geri Halliwell Hat Sunglasses Short Shorts
    Dick Hell
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    So all she has to do is look in the mirror to remember her name, right? Llewillah Ireg.

  19. Snooki Cleavage Twitter
    Roll
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    Season 12 of Jersey Shore and we are well on our way to extinction.

  20. Paris Hilton Cleavage Wonky Eye
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    dat eye…

  21. Kieran Culkin Hoodie
    Dick Hell
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    He sort of resembles John Mayer, though odds are his penis isn’t as racist.

  22. Adam Sandler Shirtless Fat
    Max
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    Meanwhile in the kiddy pool.

  23. Michael Jordan Cigar Golf Club
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    I think you’re going to need a wedge for that shot, Mr. Jordan…

  24. Richard Grieco Leather Jacket Scruffy Beard
    Shinning
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    If anyone even whispers the words 21 Jump Street they come out to reclaim what was once theirs.

  25. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    She’s pretty.

  26. Paris Hilton Cleavage Wonky Eye
    Dick Hell
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    Put a blonde wig on a scab and presto, now you have an heiress.

  27. Ashley Greene Legs Leather Miniskirt
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    I guess you don’t need a bra when you tuck your tits into your skirt.

  28. Slash Wife Perla Hudson Cleavage
    fartbucket
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    This is what their faces look like when they wake up every morning.

  29. Charlie Sheen
    it had to be said
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    You know the Addams Family franchise has jumped the shark when they introduce “Uncle Charlie” to the series.

  30. Liam Neeson
    MRF
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    Qui-Gon smells like gin.

  31. Charles Barkley Drag Womens Clothing Weight Watchers
    Techman
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    That’s Venus’ cousin, Penis Williams.

  32. Karena Graham Lingerie
    Kyle
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    It must be Dublin because my penis is… oh fuck I messed that up.

  33. Michael Jordan Cigar Golf Club
    it had to be said
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    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. This is not one of those times.

  34. Ashley Greene Legs Leather Miniskirt
    it had to be said
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    Her clothes don’t match.

  35. Serena Williams Bikini Twitter
    Contusion
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    as though it’s sexy

  36. Josh Duhamel Mohawk
    Contusion
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    stop…trying…so…hard

  37. Michael Jordan Cigar Golf Club
    Gat
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    He probably would still be playing today.

  38. Geri Halliwell Hat Sunglasses Short Shorts
    it had to be said
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    When you put your name across your tits and people are still not sure if you’re famous, that’s bad.

  39. Kiefer Sutherland Eating Sandwich
    Contusion
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    he was told it was a new solid alcohol.

  40. Adam Sandler Shirtless Fat
    Contusion
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    much funnier than his movies.

  41. Paris Hilton Cleavage Wonky Eye
    it had to be said
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    Not pictured: the guy buggering her.

  42. Jon Gosselin Fat Sport Coat Jeans
    Contusion
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    Heejun from American Idol after getting voted off last night’s show.

  43. Ashley Greene Legs Leather Miniskirt
    Dally
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    Skirt yes top no.

  44. Josh Duhamel Mohawk
    it had to be said
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    Nice head, dickface.

  45. Snooki Cleavage Twitter
    Dick Hell
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    Why do I feel like if I reached in there I’d pull back a handful of cheese?

  46. Snooki Cleavage Twitter
    it had to be said
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    Like you people wouldn’t do her. Wait, that’s Snooki? OK, nevermind.

  47. Liam Neeson
    inter
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    All those hair plugs but not once does he fix his nose.

  48. Kiefer Sutherland Eating Sandwich
    it had to be said
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    In every picture there’s an old Asian lady watching a legend’s son practicing giving blow jobs.

    • Blech

      I was thinking more along the lines of… “old Asian lady… making Kiefer Sutherland choke on his sandwich via telekinesis.”

      You win.

  49. Kiefer Sutherland Eating Sandwich
    Dick Hell
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    George Takei looks great in that Beatle wig!

  50. Slash Wife Perla Hudson Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Hey honey, should I wear the douchey top hat, or the douchey . . . douche hat?

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