Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you slightly early because it’s past noon and it’s hard to type and hold a whiskey bottle at the same time we couldn’t wait to bring you Charles Barkley in drag. No, not the bikini pic, you racist. Anyway, we’ve also got Slash‘s wife unleashing her banshee wail to call off the lumbering school of groupies as well as Michael Jordan playing “the back nine.” (Butt sex jokes. Holy cow!!)
Cheers,
- Photo Boy
[Ed. Note: We were going to post a bonus gallery of Shauna Sand but then we realized we already posted post her once today. So long story short, we almost tore a goddamn hole in the space-time continuum. Our bad. - SW]
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lindsay is free : ))
cumon folks join in…. hip hip…
He needs a tiger blood transfusion, asap!
Right? If he’s winning, losing doesnt look so bad
One sexy sista!
Adam Sandler finally makes me laugh.
And all it took was MOOBS!
He’s smoking at a Cancer Trust benefit. I feel like I’ve won the Irony Sweepstakes.
No harm done, at this point he’s just a leather pouch filled with a delicious cocaine and gin slurry.
omg i gotta meet him!!
Pink pants! Wait I’m gonna spooge……………………. XD
Gorgeous!
Can never say anything bad about this guy.
yea, cuz if you do he’ll find you and kill you all the way to Paris,
Looks like he’s been drug through the briar patch backwards.
I swear his eyes lit up when you said “drug”
Is he guest starring as Shemp in the new Three Stooges movie?
No, he’s guest starring as ‘Sloth’ in the remake of Se7en.
Hey! They finally cast the lead in “The Richard Ramirez Story”!!
The most handsome man in Hollywood today, they ruined that show when they took him off. Can’t wait for his new show Anger Management I’m going to watch every week.
somehow I’m missing the sarcasm in that statement.
I guess if you are into missing teeth, thinning hair and bags under his eyes, then yeah.
Gladice…you’re not serious…right?
For a second there I thought this was Venus Williams.
I could see these jokes coming a mile away :)
You mean this ISN’T Venus Williams?
I was going to say Serena…but yes.
I looked at the photo and saw Serena Williams, then looked back to find Charles Barkley and it still took a second.
Charles Barfley. Im ashamed to own a pair of his sneakers
For a second there I thought this was Charles Barkley.
WTF?? Fish is fucking with my mind now!
Looks like Fish is having his fun now since April Fool’s Day falls on Saturday.
Glad to see she’s recovering from the stroke nicely.
3 for 3 well played Georgio.
I still say they cast the wrong guy as Barnabas Collins. Think of the money they could have saved on makeup.
You’d think he’d be promoting tequila with all those ads he’s been doing after The Sopranos ended.
Chrissy’s hot! Not this guy.
So all she has to do is look in the mirror to remember her name, right? Llewillah Ireg.
Season 12 of Jersey Shore and we are well on our way to extinction.
dat eye…
He sort of resembles John Mayer, though odds are his penis isn’t as racist.
Meanwhile in the kiddy pool.
I think you’re going to need a wedge for that shot, Mr. Jordan…
If anyone even whispers the words 21 Jump Street they come out to reclaim what was once theirs.
She’s pretty.
Put a blonde wig on a scab and presto, now you have an heiress.
I guess you don’t need a bra when you tuck your tits into your skirt.
This is what their faces look like when they wake up every morning.
You know the Addams Family franchise has jumped the shark when they introduce “Uncle Charlie” to the series.
uncle festers secret twin
Qui-Gon smells like gin.
That’s Venus’ cousin, Penis Williams.
It must be Dublin because my penis is… oh fuck I messed that up.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. This is not one of those times.
Her clothes don’t match.
as though it’s sexy
stop…trying…so…hard
He probably would still be playing today.
When you put your name across your tits and people are still not sure if you’re famous, that’s bad.
he was told it was a new solid alcohol.
much funnier than his movies.
Not pictured: the guy buggering her.
Heejun from American Idol after getting voted off last night’s show.
Skirt yes top no.
Ah hell, take ‘em both off!
Nice head, dickface.
That’s going to be my pick up line tonight, thank you.
Why do I feel like if I reached in there I’d pull back a handful of cheese?
Like you people wouldn’t do her. Wait, that’s Snooki? OK, nevermind.
All those hair plugs but not once does he fix his nose.
In every picture there’s an old Asian lady watching a legend’s son practicing giving blow jobs.
I was thinking more along the lines of… “old Asian lady… making Kiefer Sutherland choke on his sandwich via telekinesis.”
You win.
George Takei looks great in that Beatle wig!
Hey honey, should I wear the douchey top hat, or the douchey . . . douche hat?