The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.28.14

March 28th, 2014 // 328 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or ‘The Words Beneath The Underage Girl In A Bikini.’ (Hi, Google search!) Well, it’s the end of another week and while I wish I could reach out and inappropriately touch you all like Lou Diamond Phillips is wont to do, alas, this is merely a cyber relationship, so you’ll have to settle for my digital caress. Here, let me relax those shoulders with Jamie Foxx not understanding how gardening works, or maybe rub your feet with Coco‘s butt?

Nevermind, that last one crossed the line. I’m actually disgusted with myself. Let’s take the weekend to regroup,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Those are some very lovely botanical wall installations she’s posing near. The bikini coordinates nicely.
    Does she get paid for these? Or merely punished if she doesn’t?

  2. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    “Holy crooked boobs Batman.” The joker looks like a chick without his makeup.

  3. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
    Ruckus
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    “Got any weed?”

    • Gin&tonic

      He probably does, as well as the largest private collection of pornography on the planet (true fact, btw)

  4. Alexander Skarsgard Talking To Old Guy
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    The man never thought he would be lucky enough to have children of his own one day, especially at his advanced age.

    “Thank you, Alexander Skarsgard!” he called out, as he thoughtfully, and just a touch wistfully, stroked his growing belly.

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    The gravitational force is too strong! Can’t click to the next picture. Ah, but what a way to go.

  6. Lou Diamond Phillips Grabbing Rosario Dawson Knee Cesar Chavez Foundations 2014 Legacy Awards Dinner
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    Hey, I know this pose. He got her knee pregnant!

  7. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
    Ruckus
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    “What do you mean, ‘You killed Pookie’?”

  8. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
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    I’m really starting to get confused with these ad’s. I thought they were for bottled drinking water, or are they trying to sell bottled water for bathing now?

  9. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Pants ITV Studios
    Frunken
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    If you stare at this 3D Puzzle long enough a butt appears.

  10. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
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    “Gotta stop the burning! The burning! Ohhhh yeah. Whooo that’s better. Thanks 138 water!

  11. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Animal Print Slippers 1 OAK Nightclub
    Ruckus
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    “BUH HUHA HUHA HUHA”

  12. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
    MRF
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    What’s so complicated? Don’t touch the dick.

  13. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    Ruckus
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    She grew herself a peanut butter cup

  14. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    Ruckus
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    Nicki Minaj posted this pic to Craigslist. (March 27, 2014)

  15. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    Let’s not kid ourselves, they have a wide selection to choose from for the minotaur of this labyrinth…

  16. Mariah Carey Cleavage Posing With Mannequin Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino 10th Anniversary
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    titty

  17. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
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    “So, any thoughts about this whole Russia thing? I’ve tried nothing, and I’m all out of ideas.”

  18. Amber Rose Huge Butt Legs Floral Print Romper
    Ruckus
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    “Who loves ya, baby?”

  19. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
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    So we have a deal, right? 10 schools will send their kids for a field trip to the vatican each month and I can get divorced from that she-devil right?

  20. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
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    ass-titties

  21. Mariah Carey Cleavage Posing With Mannequin Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino 10th Anniversary
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    Good try at distracting me from the face. It mostly worked.

  22. Jamie Foxx Drinking From Watering Jug WWF Earth Hour Visit To Singapores Commonwealth Secondary School
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    I’m surprised he’s not getting thirty lashes for wearing that t-shirt.

  23. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    [TO CASPER]
    PICK UP THE DRESSES @ THE DRYCLEANERS
    PICK UP MITZY FROM THE GROOMERS
    SOME TAMPONS (XL this time)
    BE HOME BY FIVE

  24. Andrew Garfield Holding Baby Panda WWF Earth Hour Visit To Singapores Commonwealth Secondary School
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    I’m surprised he’s not getting thirty lashes for… well, for being Andrew Garfield.

  25. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
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    That’s just fucking ridiculous.

  26. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Animal Print Slippers 1 OAK Nightclub
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    Is anyone else interested seeing this man jump higher than his dad as a result of seeing a mouse pass by??

  27. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    I know I’m in the minority here but, I’d totally bang this

  28. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
    tito
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    There is no January only Zool!

  29. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
    cajunhawk
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    listen nigga if you don’t smoke this we have a problem…

  30. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
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    If she’s here, who’s guarding the ice realm?

  31. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
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    I’d drink that

  32. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz 20th Century Foxs Special Presentation Highlighting Its Future Release Schedule CinemaCon
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    Too much teeth, not enough chocolate-pudding-wrasslin’.

  33. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    They look like they’re making a break for it. I can almost hear the theme from “The Great Escape”.

  34. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Animal Print Slippers 1 OAK Nightclub
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    Fur is murder. And so are those shoes.

  35. Mariah Carey Cleavage Posing With Mannequin Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino 10th Anniversary
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    That’s my choice? *sighs* Well, I guess I’ll take the one on the right.

  36. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    Ye gods!

    *horf*

  37. Mariah Carey Cleavage Posing With Mannequin Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino 10th Anniversary
    joe
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    Headless meets brainless.

  38. Jamie Foxx Drinking From Watering Jug WWF Earth Hour Visit To Singapores Commonwealth Secondary School
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    “…and we water them with a special solution made of elephant urine and fetid cow’s milk, which…Jamie? Are you listening?”

  39. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    When does Perseus chop her head off?

  40. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
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    “They told me this thing would be business casual. WTF?”

  41. Katherine Heigl Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress Bubble Coat Ugg Boots State Of Affairs Set
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    On set? As in, she found work? I don’t believe it.

  42. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
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    “You’re not looking so good, your Excellency. You need to register for Obama-care before Monday!”

  43. Mariah Carey Cleavage Posing With Mannequin Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino 10th Anniversary
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    Now they’re posing with Medusa’s headless body? That’s just insulting.

  44. Alexander Skarsgard Talking To Old Guy
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    God, it is ridiculous how hot that guy is. *sighs*

  45. Andrew Garfield Holding Baby Panda WWF Earth Hour Visit To Singapores Commonwealth Secondary School
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    Marvel ruins yet another classic super-villain for movie purposes. This time, it’s The Grizzly.

  46. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    mmmmmm

  47. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Animal Print Slippers 1 OAK Nightclub
    Mathilde
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    Kate Beckinsale behind Earvin.

  48. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
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    Horrifying thought: That thong is on backwards.

  49. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz 20th Century Foxs Special Presentation Highlighting Its Future Release Schedule CinemaCon
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    “We’re not aging, ARE WE??”
    HAHAHA. HAHAHAHA.

    “…pfh..”Aging”…”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

  50. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
    Ken
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    Nice lines

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