The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.28.14

March 28th, 2014 // 328 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or ‘The Words Beneath The Underage Girl In A Bikini.’ (Hi, Google search!) Well, it’s the end of another week and while I wish I could reach out and inappropriately touch you all like Lou Diamond Phillips is wont to do, alas, this is merely a cyber relationship, so you’ll have to settle for my digital caress. Here, let me relax those shoulders with Jamie Foxx not understanding how gardening works, or maybe rub your feet with Coco‘s butt?

Nevermind, that last one crossed the line. I’m actually disgusted with myself. Let’s take the weekend to regroup,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Kanye
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    “I know you’re in there black cock….”

  2. Alexander Skarsgard Talking To Old Guy
    dontkillthemessenger
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    There are cargo pants, then there’s walking self storage units.

  3. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    A face only a mother could love… a mother who’s been dead for 2 decades.

  4. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Animal Print Slippers 1 OAK Nightclub
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Now both sexes are repulsed by him.

  5. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly Big Screen Achievement Awards CinemaCon
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore? It’s as if the guy who invented the “Mute” button could see into the future.

  6. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
    saywhat?
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    Dis how chicken raised on hormones look?

  7. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
    Not A Fan...
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    Braless was a great look, in shape, back in her 20′s.
    At 35, she’s just another set of saggy tits with a gut.
    Still thin, but with the muscle tone of a sponge.
    Plus, she has the personality of Hitler.
    Um, I think I’ll pass…

  8. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
    Swearin
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    “In America, we have this thing called separation of church and state”
    “Eh, what the hell is that?”

  9. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
    thecrazybetty
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    the anti-christ and the false prophet.

  10. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    After Kim scored a Vogue cover, Kylie tries for a Gardening Monthly cover.

  11. Jamie Foxx Drinking From Watering Jug WWF Earth Hour Visit To Singapores Commonwealth Secondary School
    thecrazybetty
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    he looks like he shit his drawers.

  12. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    Dammit, every time you post one of her pictures,
    my mouse cord gets stuck in my zipper.
    Please stop, or buy me a cordless mouse.

  13. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    I figured out the tattoo. It’s either the Devil, or a Tasmanian
    Devil holding a screwdriver! Am I right?

  14. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
    Flatliner
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    Remind me again why this wrecked bitch is wasting space on this earth? Oh right, to promote fitness and wellbeing.

  15. Katherine Heigl Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress Bubble Coat Ugg Boots State Of Affairs Set
    Mikey
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    Take a nice bloated face, add a push up bra, a tummy bulge,
    and add the knees of a Lumberjack. Every mans wet dream…
    Plus she smokes 4 packs a day, and has a mother from Hell.

  16. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly
    MarketingMike
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    I will never be able to un-see this picture.
    Jeez fish, I just had lunch!

    : (

  17. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
    thecrazybetty
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    egads.

  18. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Flatliner
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    Before long we will be looking at an ultrasound pic of her.

  19. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    MarketingMike
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    Why is it that every girl I’ve ever dragged home at closing time,
    had this exact same look on her face in the morning?

  20. Katherine Heigl Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress Bubble Coat Ugg Boots State Of Affairs Set
    Flatliner
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    She’s looking kind of fat taylor swiftish

  21. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    thecrazybetty
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    dead eyes.

  22. Mariah Carey Cleavage Posing With Mannequin Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino 10th Anniversary
    Wrynoceros
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    Both equally talented

  23. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly Big Screen Achievement Awards CinemaCon
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish!!!!!!!!!
    I just cleaned up the mess from seeing the Kendra picture,
    and you post this! What did I ever do to you? loll…

  24. Katherine Heigl Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress Bubble Coat Ugg Boots State Of Affairs Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she advertising 138 water too?

  25. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s better. Sand gets everywhere.

  26. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
    MarketingMike
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    I get it, 138 is the number of STDs she carries.
    Definitely not the girl next door.

  27. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    It must be bring your cross dressing soon to the movies day.

  28. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly
    Flatliner
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    Looks like Homer Simpson under her shirt

  29. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Animal Print Slippers 1 OAK Nightclub
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he ever change his clothes?

  30. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    MJ could’ve learned a thing or two from her about whitening.

  31. Charo Cleavage Fucked Up Face Cesar Chavez Foundations 2014 Legacy Awards Dinner
    Wrynoceros
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    Those boobs are the reason that science and medicine should have boundaries

  32. Mariah Carey Cleavage Posing With Mannequin Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino 10th Anniversary
    Commented on this photo:

    I like her boobs.

  33. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice! I want some.

  34. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    Should I have some idea of who the fuck this is? Cause I don’t.

  35. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    Action: Coco posted this picture to Instagram.

    Reaction: On purpose?

  36. Nicole Kidman Butt Tight Pants Frozen Smile
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    I recognize the moon walk and the nose…but the hair seems to be off…and I don’t mean burnt.

  37. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Mike
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    Oh, how I wish this was Lucy Hale.

  38. Alexander Skarsgard Talking To Old Guy
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    “So if I keep nailing guys, there’s a greater chance that I will look like you in 10 years and not Magic Johnson?”

  39. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly Big Screen Achievement Awards CinemaCon
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    When Jabba parties, he really dolls up.

  40. Amber Rose Huge Butt Legs Floral Print Romper
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    Here, let me swipe your credit card.

  41. Charo Cleavage Fucked Up Face Cesar Chavez Foundations 2014 Legacy Awards Dinner
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    All that’s missing is a Pomeranian on her lap.

  42. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Pants ITV Studios
    Flatliner
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    She likes that pose, doesn’t she?

  43. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
    Balls Mcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    I watched one of her pornos yesterday as a direct result of this site’s comment section. She’s the type of girl who will make fun of the way you fuck while she’s fucking your brains out. It’s oddly alluring…

  44. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    I think some fat got sucked out of the tummy and deposited only in the left breast.

  45. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
    Commented on this photo:

    If you didn’t waste material on the cape you’d have enough to finish the hood, NWIM?

  46. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
    PoonSlayer
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    Dis how chicken look

  47. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    slick
    Commented on this photo:

    are they all required to have a big a$$? she is pushing it out to look like her HALF-sisters,, I have no clue how their father is ok with them being grouped in as Kardashians…maybe its to make up for the fact that “allegedly” Khloe isn’t a true Kardashian…

  48. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Excuse me, which way to the polar bitch exhibit?

  49. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Animal Print Slippers 1 OAK Nightclub
    Commented on this photo:

    I see his strategy…get bigger, get bigger accessories.

  50. Alexander Skarsgard Talking To Old Guy
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hello, who are you?”
    “I’m you, from the future”
    “……”
    “Yeah, stop having sex with everyone. And btw, True Blood is still going and you’re still on it.”

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