The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.28.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or ‘The Words Beneath The Underage Girl In A Bikini.’ (Hi, Google search!) Well, it’s the end of another week and while I wish I could reach out and inappropriately touch you all like Lou Diamond Phillips is wont to do, alas, this is merely a cyber relationship, so you’ll have to settle for my digital caress. Here, let me relax those shoulders with Jamie Foxx not understanding how gardening works, or maybe rub your feet with Coco’s butt?

Nevermind, that last one crossed the line. I’m actually disgusted with myself. Let’s take the weekend to regroup,

- Photo Boy

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