The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.28.14

March 28th, 2014 // 328 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or ‘The Words Beneath The Underage Girl In A Bikini.’ (Hi, Google search!) Well, it’s the end of another week and while I wish I could reach out and inappropriately touch you all like Lou Diamond Phillips is wont to do, alas, this is merely a cyber relationship, so you’ll have to settle for my digital caress. Here, let me relax those shoulders with Jamie Foxx not understanding how gardening works, or maybe rub your feet with Coco‘s butt?

Nevermind, that last one crossed the line. I’m actually disgusted with myself. Let’s take the weekend to regroup,

- Photo Boy

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  1. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Just so we’re clear … I am going to lie my ass off about us discussing ACA and religious freedom … and everyone of these media whores belong to ME”

  2. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly Big Screen Achievement Awards CinemaCon
    Mitch
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    More like the big body achievement awards!

  3. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    That mom ass is looking good.

  4. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
    Mitch
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    Fuck you

  5. Katherine Heigl Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress Bubble Coat Ugg Boots State Of Affairs Set
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    You’re not fooling anybody with that smile. Your smile is like seeing the teeth of a shark up close and personal.

  6. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    OK … when you’ve got a Handicapped Parking Space size ass … you DO have a BIG ass.

  7. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
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    “Right, cheers, thanks a lot. Now which way are we going, Eddy?”

  8. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
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    Looks like a flier for a strip club in Gainesville.

  9. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly Big Screen Achievement Awards CinemaCon
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    She’s just popping them out these days. she’s gone full Witherspoon.

  10. Alexander Skarsgard Talking To Old Guy
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    The chain link fence just got more links.

  11. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Tracy Anderson, new spokeswoman for C.B.S. (Crooked Boob Syndrome), was not able to announce a date for a planned fund raising telethon.

    • True Story

      In the Adult industry, we have a term we use for models
      with “aim dis-advantaged” breast implants: Wonky Tits…
      And honestly, I had never heard of C.B.S. before,
      but I like it. I will certainly tell my friends…

  12. Charo Cleavage Fucked Up Face Cesar Chavez Foundations 2014 Legacy Awards Dinner
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    Time is a motherfucker.

  13. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    You folks are too judgemental. She looks perfectly fine for a 42 year old mother of fou…wuh???

  14. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    “That’s right my lady does look like a wharf rat, that looks like it was humped by a chimp! ‘ So back Off!!!

  15. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
    Little Tongue
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    Did she get a deal for mismatched implants?

  16. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    I’m sick and tired of this image conscious BS, Hollywood.

  17. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly Big Screen Achievement Awards CinemaCon
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    Putting the moo in muumuu.

  18. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Pants ITV Studios
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    She better hope the U.S. never passes that flat tax.

  19. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Natty Ice
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    The picture is probably really from a security camera. The poor girl was probably so confused by the mirrors that she is actually looking to scale the wall of vines to get out.

  20. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    She must have had 2nd thoughts about the shoes after the photo shoot.
    What 2 say except…..well, choose a profanity. All the favorite ones seem appropriate when I look at that.

  21. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Meshuggah Tits
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    That’s the ‘Kashyyyk Garden’ Lamar built for Khloe to use when she got homesick.

  22. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    Brrrrrrrrr
    *getting a sweater*

  23. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz 20th Century Foxs Special Presentation Highlighting Its Future Release Schedule CinemaCon
    Cock Dr
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    I just assume they’re all wasted. It explains so much.

  24. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
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    Didn’t know she was cast on “The Walking Dead”… seems like a good fit.

  25. Mariah Carey Cleavage Posing With Mannequin Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino 10th Anniversary
    Meshuggah Tits
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    What she’d like to do to Kim after she found out she screwed Nick.

  26. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
    Cock Dr
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    Makes me have mad respect for the camera pros & PhotoShoppers over there at Vogue.

  27. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly Big Screen Achievement Awards CinemaCon
    Cock Dr
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    I’m thinking advanced pregnancy….I hope that’s what that is.

  28. Katherine Heigl Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress Bubble Coat Ugg Boots State Of Affairs Set
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    Becoming a Hollywood pariah sure make you go to do the fridge more often…

  29. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
    Cock Dr
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    The subtle nuances of 3rd millennium product marketing campaigns befuddle me.

  30. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
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    Hooray for pornstars!

  31. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
    crb
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    “Dis how Turkey look…”

  32. Guy Checking Out Chris Hemsworths Ass
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    Dat ass

  33. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
    crb
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    Subtle+Interesting. Usually black ice is invisible.

    Snow Queen is really pulling out all the stops here.

  34. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
    jep
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    Nas-T.

  35. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    fred
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    She’s blocked on two sides and, like a true Jenner/Kardashian, can’t figure out how to get out.

  36. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
    jep
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    Nice gunt.

  37. Katherine Heigl Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress Bubble Coat Ugg Boots State Of Affairs Set
    crb
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    Suiting up for that late afternoon date of tea & strumpets with January Jones, eh?

  38. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
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    For when you can’t afford Jennifer Lawrence.

  39. Amber Rose Huge Butt Legs Floral Print Romper
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    Sing “Nothing Compares 2 U!”

  40. Katherine Heigl Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress Bubble Coat Ugg Boots State Of Affairs Set
    Slappy Magoo
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    Commenting on what an awful human being she is versus the fact that she replaced her legs with oak trunks.

    You know what that is? Progress.

  41. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Animal Print Slippers 1 OAK Nightclub
    jep
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    What I find disturbing is that no one in that photograph is casting a shadow.

  42. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    “No, mother fucker, *dis* how chicken go”

  43. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    Jesus Christ, this family just has mirrors every where.

  44. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
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    The frost that surrounded her heart has grown and forced its way through her skin as it ran out of room inside of her.

  45. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Animal Print Slippers 1 OAK Nightclub
    j/k
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    And you said nobody was buying Kellan Lutz’s line of see through clothes.

  46. Charo Cleavage Fucked Up Face Cesar Chavez Foundations 2014 Legacy Awards Dinner
    jep
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    Yikes ^3

  47. Guy Checking Out Chris Hemsworths Ass
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    With the way he’s poised to jump out of that chair, I’d be more worried it was Travolta than Cruise.

  48. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
    Too Big
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    Seriously?
    Thunder thighs takes on a new meaning.

  49. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
    Fancy Face
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    She looks so…life like.

  50. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
    Rather Dashing
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    Wait… you mean Lena Dunham is a person!? Holy crap! I thought she was one of Jeff Dunham’s puppets!

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