The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.28.14

March 28th, 2014 // 328 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or ‘The Words Beneath The Underage Girl In A Bikini.’ (Hi, Google search!) Well, it’s the end of another week and while I wish I could reach out and inappropriately touch you all like Lou Diamond Phillips is wont to do, alas, this is merely a cyber relationship, so you’ll have to settle for my digital caress. Here, let me relax those shoulders with Jamie Foxx not understanding how gardening works, or maybe rub your feet with Coco‘s butt?

Nevermind, that last one crossed the line. I’m actually disgusted with myself. Let’s take the weekend to regroup,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz 20th Century Foxs Special Presentation Highlighting Its Future Release Schedule CinemaCon
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    “HA, HA, HA! It ‘s good thing you’re husband is a writer/director, or no one would even know who you are!”

    “Ha, Ha, Ha..I know…RIGHT?!?”

  2. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz 20th Century Foxs Special Presentation Highlighting Its Future Release Schedule CinemaCon
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    Who knew that menopause was so much fun?

  3. Jamie Foxx Drinking From Watering Jug WWF Earth Hour Visit To Singapores Commonwealth Secondary School
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    Little did Jaime know, Justin Bieber had toured here yesterday.

  4. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Animal Print Slippers 1 OAK Nightclub
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    That fucker’s getting fatter by the month

  5. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    She posted this to Instagram.

    My question is, why?

    I don’t know his name, but a comedian was making a joke that, if 20 years ago, we went to a girl’s house on a date, and she pulled out fifteen photo albums of pictures of herself, you’d think she was clinically insane.

    Root cause? Too much damn self-esteem.

    • I’m gonna go the opposite way and say it’s too little self-esteem.

      • That’s an interesting counter-argument. Let’s continue the discussion while Don rubs one out to this picture.

      • I finished. To Iveski’s point, because of new camera technologies, this kind of narcissism is much more commonplace. It would be weird to find someone who didn’t have pics of themselves all over the internet.

      • …sometimes it’s straight up vanity/ego, sometimes it’s a need for attention/validation …but, sometimes it’s a weird combination of the two: low self-esteem that presents itself as narcissism…

      • To be fair, actual NPD is overcompensation for lack of self-esteem. People with actual self esteem don’t need constant validation and to try to convince others of how great they are, because they don’t really care whether others think they are great or not.

      • That’s awesome… thanks for the explanation. Makes a lot of sense!

  6. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
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    “Do they sell those funky ass hats at the Vatican gift shop?”

  7. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    Yes, it looks like Tracy Anderson’s Amazing Water Wigde-tits, have found yet another natural spring. There, to the left!”

  8. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    She does keep herself looking good, but she’s still a cunt. So no.

  9. Amber Rose Huge Butt Legs Floral Print Romper
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    “Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are.”

  10. Charo Cleavage Fucked Up Face Cesar Chavez Foundations 2014 Legacy Awards Dinner
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    Is that a piece of chicken? Wasn’t Chavez a vegetarian?

  11. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    Thought balloons from both heads: “If I stand next to this ugly chump, I’ll look awesome!”

  12. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    Ken
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    Reese Theoppositeofwitherspoon

  13. Andrew Garfield Holding Baby Panda WWF Earth Hour Visit To Singapores Commonwealth Secondary School
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    What happens if Spider-Man gets bitten by a radioactive Panda Bear?

  14. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
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    Fuck yes! She’s perfect. I want to to some freaky shit to this woman.

  15. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    That guy’s blood must be baby blue from the amount of Viagra he ingests daily to achieve an erection upon looking at that, that thing.

  16. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    I bet those big nips are nice and rubbery

  17. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    Tiggles
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    Those dog tags must be from her ongoing war against good music.

  18. Alexander Skarsgard Talking To Old Guy
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    “You got my wife pregnant!”
    “Yep”
    “She’s 20 years past menopause”
    “You’re welcome.” *flies away to Mila Kunis’ house*

  19. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly Big Screen Achievement Awards CinemaCon
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    “I know! I’m a mess!”

  20. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
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    Is she going for a Taylor Swift look? Bitchiness inspires bitchiness, I suppose.

  21. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly
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    I can’t look at Kendra without thinking of Hefner’s drizzle. Dotted across her mug like the half-dissolved frosting on a day-old truck-stop danish.

  22. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    Why?

  23. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
    Ralph
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    Plastic Surgery…yeah, that’s what she needs…more plastic.

  24. Lou Diamond Phillips Grabbing Rosario Dawson Knee Cesar Chavez Foundations 2014 Legacy Awards Dinner
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    God, I love Rosario Dawson. So beautiful. So sexy.

  25. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
    meeps!
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    A Priest a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar…

  26. Alexander Skarsgard Talking To Old Guy
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    ” Did you sleep with my daughter?”
    “Probably. Is she a woman with a healthy sex drive?”
    “Yes!”
    “Then yes. I did sleep with your daughter.”

  27. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Frank Burns
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    After every Brazil wax, Khloe’s pelt is painted with a green antifungal spray and hung in the Kardashian genital hair garden.

  28. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    That ass is trying to eat her!

  29. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
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    “Putin keeps “putin-ing” into Ukraine…get it your holiness?”

  30. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz 20th Century Foxs Special Presentation Highlighting Its Future Release Schedule CinemaCon
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    HAHAHAHA! Cameron smiled before she bit into Leslie jugular. Absorbing her life essence, she now becomes Judd Apatow’s wife, guaranteeing her roles in all his future movies.

  31. Coco Huge Ass String Bikini Instagram
    meeps!
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    Is this a Koo Koo Roo ad…?

  32. Alexander Skarsgard Talking To Old Guy
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    “Hey, old man! Switch pants with me, would ya?”

  33. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
    Ralph
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    In her defense, she IS a very talented person. Also, she doesn’t pretend to be anything that she isn’t. It’s refreshing.

  34. Katherine Heigl Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress Bubble Coat Ugg Boots State Of Affairs Set
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    Something wicked this way comes.

  35. January Jones Bitchface Crazy Makeup Spike Heels Tight Jeans
    Little Tongue
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    Here’s January, looking relieved in believing she finally got rid of the little turd. Little does she know that he’s actually roaming the city streets, looking for her, with hate in his eyes and revenge in his heart.

  36. Charo Cleavage Fucked Up Face Cesar Chavez Foundations 2014 Legacy Awards Dinner
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    My god, she’s still alive.

  37. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Pants ITV Studios
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    Aren’t those last night’s pants?

  38. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
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    Unless 138 Water is an antiseptic of some sort, this is just for show.

  39. Charo Cleavage Fucked Up Face Cesar Chavez Foundations 2014 Legacy Awards Dinner
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    Thank goodness she hasn’t updated her hair style in thirty years.

  40. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Kim Kardashian
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    I can fit into that bikini too.

  41. Nicole Aniston Bikini 138 Water
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    I won’t take this advertising campaign seriously until she shoves that whole bottle up her ass.

  42. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
    Walter Peck
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    I’m not a tatoo expert but I’m pretty sure that is an early 1500s map of the New World.

  43. President Obama Pope Francis Apostolic Palace
    Bonky
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    Holy Father, that outfit makes you look like a girl.

  44. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    Totally would

  45. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    Wow. In that household whores *really do* grow on trees.

  46. Charo Cleavage Fucked Up Face Cesar Chavez Foundations 2014 Legacy Awards Dinner
    Hugh G. Rection
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    At least 6 years old, annoying accost, batshit crazy, yet still hotter than any of the Kardashians.

    • Lou Braccant

      And she’s a world renowned flamenco guitarist, that’s how she got famous. You needed talent back then not just not a video camera, a taste for cum and a mother who craves fame more than anything else.

  47. Tracy Anderson Nipples No Bra Midriff Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    WTF?

  48. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Do these ferns make my ass look fat?”

  49. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    Oh yes.

  50. Lena Dunham Derpface Richard Shepard Dom Hemmingway Screening
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    God, she is off-putting. Just a lumpy mess.

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