The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.27.15
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Russell Brand probably meeting his daughter for the first time, Chris Brown’s bodyguard saving an unsuspecting fan’s life, and what I now must admit was my gross underestimation of Shia LaBeouf. Just when I thought he reached the douche pinnacle with his braided clip-on ponytail, he goes and starts carrying around a jug of water. I don’t know where we go from here — he starts making organic, micro-batch bourbon? — but I’m genuinely impressed. Well played, Douche Jesus, well played.
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