The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.25.11

March 25th, 2011 // 154 Comments

There might be a theme here.

Happy Friday,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    Virtual unknown tits.

  2. Vanessa Hudgens Leaked Photos
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    Photogenic tits.

  3. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Eli
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    Congratulations! It’s a boy!

  4. Kate Gosselin
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    Bitch tits

  5. Kate Gosselin
    Eli
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    This woman is horrible on so many levels. I just wanna rip that weave right off her head.

  6. JWoww
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    Trashy tits.

  7. Jessie Jane
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    Fake tits.

  8. Allesandra Ambrosio
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    Photoshopped tits.

  9. Allesandra Ambrosio
    Eli
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    Translation: La Blah blah blah le poquito naked mamacita blah bleep bloop blah blah.

  10. Vanessa Hudgens Leaked Photos
    Rough without a clause. Needs intern
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    Young guns!

  11. Jenn Sterger
    dontlooknow
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    Now who could possibly want a pair of tits at a bar called “Bull and Bear”?

  12. Kate Gosselin
    dontlooknow
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    Racing for those blue light specials at Kmart is more like it!

  13. Allesandra Ambrosio
    dontlooknow
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    What is that? An audition for the next James Bond movie?

  14. Squirmy

    Here a titty, there a titty-They’re everywhere!!!!!!

  15. Blake Lively
    Hellisforsissies
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    Fish has had an epiphany, he posted boobie pictures!

  16. Jessie Jane
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    This is what I call a target rich environment.

  17. Kate Gosselin
    SuperT
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    It is interesting that she chose a shirt that replicates what her body looks like under it.

  18. Jessie Jane
    SuperT
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    Those boobs are writing checks her lips can’t cash

  19. Jenn Sterger
    Senor Trout
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    Here’s a free beauty tip, Toots – trying to look like Jennifer Love Hewitt is bad strategery.

  20. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Senor Trout
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    From this angle it appears she has a clitoris the size of a Twix bar….

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  21. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    “Doutzen Kroes, Doutzen Kroes!”

    (sung to the tune of “Boats and Ho’s”)

  22. Blake Lively
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    She looks good in this pic whoever she is, but I’m guessing those bewbs are as fake as a three dollar bill.

  23. cme

    I’d love to play quarters off those titties

  24. Blake Lively
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    “So Blake, this week we’re going to buy your outfit at Salvation Army, m’kay? Shining Leighton’s forehead has eaten up most of the budget.”

  25. ohlawd

    Blake Lively: Interesting only from the neck down.

  26. Blake Lively
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    Sideboob is her only redeeming quality there.

  27. Ivanka Trump
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    “Hi there, little girl. If you’re reincarnated as the daughter of the world’s ugliest billionaire you can grow up to be just like me!”

  28. Emmy Rossum
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    Are you sure this photo isn’t taken at Madam Taussauds?

  29. Vanessa Hudgens Leaked Photos
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    That’s a chain to keep her clothes on, not a necklace.

  30. JWoww
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    You know a rival designer sent her those earrings. Chanel’s worth just dropped 75%.

  31. Emmy Rossum
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    Cleavage? No. Side-boob? No. How the hell did this end up here?

  32. Allesandra Ambrosio
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    No clothes, Wonderwoman cuffs and what looks like a joystick strapped to her leg. Nerds have taken over GQ.

  33. Vanessa Hudgens Leaked Photos
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    Every week or so she has to be photographed clothed, I guess.

  34. Kate Gosselin
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    When someone on craigslist offers to buy half-Asian kids, the race is on.

  35. Jessie Jane
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    I’d go Maverick on her Goose any day.

  36. MILF

    MMMMMMMMOLAY!

  37. Allesandra Ambrosio
    bahlder
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    She has a clit belly button.

  38. Kate Gosselin
    Kayne East
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    I didn’t know you could botox teeth.

  39. Kate Gosselin
    jen
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    one of these things is not like the others….
    i’ll even let j-woww have a pass.

  40. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    yowillie
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    Time for a pearl necklace.

  41. Blake Lively
    Blech
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    Kate… Hudson’s side profile?

  42. Jenn Sterger
    Blech
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    “… hot body, weird face…” — Peter Griffin, Family Guy

  43. Ivanka Trump
    DonDopey
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    Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

  44. the one

    pst: this is still the united states.
    SO THERE IS ALWAYS CRAP ENOUGH, folks!!

  45. Blake Lively
    Scott
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    I’ll take girls with boobies for the block Wink.

  46. Blake Lively
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    I think I like Hippie Ninjaboob Blake better than her other incarnations.

  47. kulit

    seriously, this chick has a bangin’ body… but a manly face.

  48. Kate Gosselin
    vitobonespur
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    Ever since she and Jon split up she has to go to the dentist to get her cavity filled.

  49. Emmy Rossum
    Uncle Caw-yin
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    Why so serious?

  50. Jenn Sterger
    juaquin ingles
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    Nice shit smear eyebrows.

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