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Virtual unknown tits.
Congratulations! It’s a boy!
This woman is horrible on so many levels. I just wanna rip that weave right off her head.
Translation: La Blah blah blah le poquito naked mamacita blah bleep bloop blah blah.
you do know that Brazil speaks Portuguese, not Spanish, right?
Now who could possibly want a pair of tits at a bar called “Bull and Bear”?
Racing for those blue light specials at Kmart is more like it!
What is that? An audition for the next James Bond movie?
Here a titty, there a titty-They’re everywhere!!!!!!
Fish has had an epiphany, he posted boobie pictures!
This is what I call a target rich environment.
It is interesting that she chose a shirt that replicates what her body looks like under it.
You’d think her in-home sweatshop could do better.
Those boobs are writing checks her lips can’t cash
Here’s a free beauty tip, Toots – trying to look like Jennifer Love Hewitt is bad strategery.
Is that toots, like farts? Or is it toots, like foots? Bueno.
From this angle it appears she has a clitoris the size of a Twix bar….
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
“Doutzen Kroes, Doutzen Kroes!”
(sung to the tune of “Boats and Ho’s”)
She looks good in this pic whoever she is, but I’m guessing those bewbs are as fake as a three dollar bill.
I’d love to play quarters off those titties
“So Blake, this week we’re going to buy your outfit at Salvation Army, m’kay? Shining Leighton’s forehead has eaten up most of the budget.”
Blake Lively: Interesting only from the neck down.
Sideboob is her only redeeming quality there.
“Hi there, little girl. If you’re reincarnated as the daughter of the world’s ugliest billionaire you can grow up to be just like me!”
Are you sure this photo isn’t taken at Madam Taussauds?
That’s a chain to keep her clothes on, not a necklace.
You know a rival designer sent her those earrings. Chanel’s worth just dropped 75%.
Cleavage? No. Side-boob? No. How the hell did this end up here?
No clothes, Wonderwoman cuffs and what looks like a joystick strapped to her leg. Nerds have taken over GQ.
Every week or so she has to be photographed clothed, I guess.
When someone on craigslist offers to buy half-Asian kids, the race is on.
I’d go Maverick on her Goose any day.
She has a clit belly button.
I didn’t know you could botox teeth.
one of these things is not like the others….
i’ll even let j-woww have a pass.
Time for a pearl necklace.
Kate… Hudson’s side profile?
“… hot body, weird face…” — Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
pst: this is still the united states.
SO THERE IS ALWAYS CRAP ENOUGH, folks!!
I’ll take girls with boobies for the block Wink.
I think I like Hippie Ninjaboob Blake better than her other incarnations.
seriously, this chick has a bangin’ body… but a manly face.
Ever since she and Jon split up she has to go to the dentist to get her cavity filled.
Why so serious?
Nice shit smear eyebrows.
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