The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.22.13

March 22nd, 2013 // 294 Comments

“Isn’t that funny? She calls these ‘breasts’ too!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which serves to address the issue of vagina murder again, but only because I believe this woman’s could karate chop you to death. We’ve also got Drake Bell joining the illustrious club of men whose penises we’ve shamefully exploited, ditto for Serena Williams. Then there’s the most fearsome gang in Hollywood and finally, this pic JLo put on Twitter that would be totally ridiculous if she’d ever made a movie where the message was essentially, if a man beats you, you learn kickboxing, wait, then violently kill him.

Could you even imagine?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
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    Hey Kid..Climb up on that pole. You’ll look like less of a gearbox.

  2. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
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    Gross Pig!

  3. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
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    Wait, this isn’t Woody and Soon Yi?

  4. John Mayer Stupid Hat Posing With Fan
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    He left Katy Perry for this?

  5. John Mayer Stupid Hat Posing With Fan
    Mista Snazzy
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    Well, he may like her, but still can’t have sex with her. Remember, his penis, as small as it is, is still a proud and true White Supremist!! Awwh, po’ little pumpkin!!! True love slips away in favor of the Ayran Masterbates!!!

  6. Doutzen Kroes Cut Off Jean Shorts
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    She looks like a young Denise Richards.

  7. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
    Matt AUS
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  8. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
    Roseanne Barr
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    That reminds me,….. Pick up sausages on my way home tonight.

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