The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.22.13

March 22nd, 2013 // 294 Comments

“Isn’t that funny? She calls these ‘breasts’ too!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which serves to address the issue of vagina murder again, but only because I believe this woman’s could karate chop you to death. We’ve also got Drake Bell joining the illustrious club of men whose penises we’ve shamefully exploited, ditto for Serena Williams. Then there’s the most fearsome gang in Hollywood and finally, this pic JLo put on Twitter that would be totally ridiculous if she’d ever made a movie where the message was essentially, if a man beats you, you learn kickboxing, wait, then violently kill him.

Could you even imagine?

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Chris Brown Twitter
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    I would say I lost all for respect for J Ho right now, but I never had any respect for this bitch anyway.

  2. Carnie Wilson Fat
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    Ha Ha, I thought Ashley Judd put on a fat suit too.

  3. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
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    Is this little annoying queer wearing a hooded mini dress?

  4. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Like a sea lion basking in the sun.

  5. Carnie Wilson Fat
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    So the dieting didnt work, the gastric bypass didnt work, whats it gonna take to keep this woman from eating? Sewing her mouth shut?

  6. Doutzen Kroes Cut Off Jean Shorts
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    Damn.

  7. Corinne Bishop Bikini Jamie Foxx Daughter
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    Jamie Foxx’s daughter is very nice.

  8. Doutzen Kroes Cut Off Jean Shorts
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    I used to hate it when the pockets hang out like that, but I can see the point now.

  9. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
    Beer Baron
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    She’s got Tina Fey”s cheek thing going on, but other than that, 11/10 WOULD BANG!

  10. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
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    At first glance I assumed they were propellers and she was A) joining a Robert Rodriguez movie or B) issuing a challenge to Katy Perry.

  11. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
    anonym
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    looks fuckin juicy.

    thin waist, juicy thighs.

    Just needs some white sauce all over those tits.

  12. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
    anonym
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    yep. that’s the face of a kooky kunt

  13. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
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    Are the straps supposed to be like that or is it a tube top she ‘modified’?

  14. Corinne Bishop Bikini Jamie Foxx Daughter
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    What’s with people and oversized, ugly sunglasses? Is it like how people love fat/ugly animals?

  15. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
    tlmck
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    A human head attached to a blow up doll body. Is there anything money cannot buy?

  16. Serena Williams Cleavage Sony Ericsson Open
    tlmck
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    The most successful man in women’s tennis.

  17. Jennifer Lopez Chris Brown Twitter
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    With Chris Brown working with her, J Lo is almost guaranteed to have a hit.

  18. Corinne Bishop Bikini Jamie Foxx Daughter
    tlmck
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    Never been a big fan of her father, but he seems to do good work off screen.

  19. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
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    “Do you really think I could fit one of these in my mouth?”

  20. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
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    At least we know why he is wearing the back support.

  21. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
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    Fatman Begins

  22. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
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    So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side… then perhaps she will…

  23. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
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    I’m definitely up to this threesome.

  24. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
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    I’m getting the feeling most people can’t distinguish size from penis imprints, so they side with big dick jokes. Which, really, I’m ok with.

  25. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
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    Is he the one that fucked Amanda Bynes’ brains out? Motherfucker, that was my job!

  26. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    I always wanted to fuck this girl. She looks even better than ever. You can see she lost a lot of weight because of the floppy boobs. I don’t give a fuck, I’ll get in that ass.

  27. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
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    Batman is fucking Lois Lane!

  28. Carnie Wilson Fat
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    She looks like Pam from Archer

  29. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
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    I have no idea what the fuck is going on with this woman.

  30. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
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    That man is pure evil.

  31. Doutzen Kroes Cut Off Jean Shorts
    journalschism
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    That’s some nicotine habit she’s trying to kick.

  32. Jennifer Lopez Chris Brown Twitter
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    That’s a great picture of two of the most useless people in the “music industry”

  33. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
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    It was with that handshake, The Fellowship of Douche bags was formed.

  34. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Feeding times at 10am and 3pm.

  35. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    “Rumer, have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

  36. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
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    aw, he’s wearing his Daddy’s shirt and his sister’s pants..

  37. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    “So…When can I slide down the Batpole?”
    “After the Viagra kicks in!”

  38. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
    Jenn
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    Aren’t people going to be disappointed if he’s a shower, not a grower?

  39. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    ick.

  40. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
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    Audience: WE LOVE YOU RHIANNA!
    Rhianna: PBBBBBT!

  41. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
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    Fatman had to punch a few extra holes in his utility belt.

  42. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
    al davis
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    Mandrake root

  43. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
    AKA-Invincible
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    Her posture says “Come here to me big boy!”
    but the rest of her says “And bring a cheeseburger with you!”

  44. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
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    Of course, I’ll be able to sing the incantation to complete the ritual, with my guttural, incoherent mumbling, nobody will notice what I say. Silly, Dark One. Now where do I put your eye towers?

  45. Carnie Wilson Fat
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    Why’s she got a lace fan shaped thing on her hand. Fat Carnie, Skinny Carnie, she sings well, and I like her. Now, again, is that a bandaid,and if so, where can I find pretty things such as this to cover up my bo-bo’s?

  46. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    My hair turned that color when I put sun-in on it, when I was 13 or so. I’m thinking she paid a lot more that $3.50 too look that shitty.
    Oh, um…holy brassy tresses, girlfriend! Get the bat-toner!

  47. Carnie Wilson Fat
    hoo
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    once posed for playboy. Think about it.

  48. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
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    I feel like he is going to go rescue someone from Iran.

  49. John Mayer Stupid Hat Posing With Fan
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    Her gravity pulled him in.

  50. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
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    They use her to torture political prisoners.

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