The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.22.13

March 22nd, 2013 // 294 Comments

“Isn’t that funny? She calls these ‘breasts’ too!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which serves to address the issue of vagina murder again, but only because I believe this woman’s could karate chop you to death. We’ve also got Drake Bell joining the illustrious club of men whose penises we’ve shamefully exploited, ditto for Serena Williams. Then there’s the most fearsome gang in Hollywood and finally, this pic JLo put on Twitter that would be totally ridiculous if she’d ever made a movie where the message was essentially, if a man beats you, you learn kickboxing, wait, then violently kill him.

Could you even imagine?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    “Oh my, young lady. You’ve got the breasts of a young Bruce Willis!”

  2. Serena Williams Cleavage Sony Ericsson Open
    catapostrophe
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    Tennis dude is PUMPED!

  3. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
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    “Get a load of this fatty! I heard she hasn’t purged since Tuesday!”

  4. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
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    Black chic sitting down on the left: “Does this MF’er have on leggings?”

  5. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    “The United States of America – Turning our child stars into whores since 1927!”

  6. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    Die Hard: Gotham City

  7. John Mayer Stupid Hat Posing With Fan
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    Lose the fucking hat, John.

  8. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
    beaddee
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    Who Who LaWhatque???

  9. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    You have to admit, she is getting better.

  10. Carnie Wilson Fat
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Carnieasauras is more like it

  11. Carnie Wilson Fat
    Mar
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    Why dont we just accept each other like we are? She have a great voice great group..this is ALL that should matter…

  12. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
    Rick
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    She’s grabbing for her ass – watch out for flying poop!

  13. Serena Williams Cleavage Sony Ericsson Open
    abbabbaabb
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    In this cut, we photoshopped Iron Man, Thor, Black Widow, the homo who thinks he’s cupid, and Captain America out and put a filter on the lense

  14. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
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    5-head and terrible hair, and the rest of her is even more of a mess.

  15. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
    beaddee
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    Even haircolor turns on this girl! That color is not done on purpose, it’s suppose to be a nice color but can turn brassy. She can’t seem to get it right.

  16. Jennifer Lopez Chris Brown Twitter
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Her neck is now permanently in that position, after a sucker punch from ole Chrissy boy. And that isn’t a smile she’s wearing, it’s a wince.

  17. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
    chicka
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    Whoa, what dedication. Even his hands are fat.

  18. Lily Aldridge Cleavage Legs Tight Dress
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I’d like to gild what Lily’s selling.

  19. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
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    Here, Adam Levine, step up on this thing with me. You can see the tar pits full of your discarded models from here!

  20. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
    Bubba
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    “Haha! Where ARE they, yougize??”

  21. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
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    “Christian, Amy, hurry up and get on the set. We have an hour before the people over at The Americans discover that we raided their wardrobe.”

  22. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
    Mumra
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    I wonder how she feels knowing that his mother lived to be 104 and the old bastard’s in great shape.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      She’s Chinese, and her great grandparents are probably still alive. She’s in for the long haul, baby.

  23. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    What idiot thought it was a good idea to cast her as Miss Tessmacher in the new Superman movie.

  24. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    “Why don’t you come back to my dressing room and I’ll show you a game I used to play with Julie Newmar.”

  25. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
    lawn
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    Keepin’ it classy.

  26. Corinne Bishop Bikini Jamie Foxx Daughter
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    You know what I miss? I miss when the Final Five told a little story. Like that time Paz de la Huerta was trying to open a door or something.

  27. Carnie Wilson Fat
    Meh
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    Carnie… Big top… So many possibilities.

  28. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
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    “See! She’s done well without breast implants! Where’s my sit-com”

  29. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
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    Seriously touch it
    nah
    come on touch it don’t be a pussy
    that’s ok…
    Do it you sissy they’re as hard as diamonds

  30. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    One of my favourite hockey players from the 70′s. Although, he totally looks different on his Montreal Candiens Rookie Card.

  31. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
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    You can tell which one is the twin, because she’s the one who’s face is saying, “So… the ONLY thing that held me back from being a millionaire divorcee is morals? That’s it. We look exactly the same and all I had to do was turn a blind eye until the shit hit the fan? Great. Just fucking great.”

  32. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
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    Echo (definition): A sound or series of sounds caused by the reflection of sound waves from a surface back to the listener.
    - So, she won an award for having music that SOUNDS like other music. Ya, that’s about right.

  33. Jennifer Lopez Chris Brown Twitter
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    What. The. Fuck?! Seriously… I gotta start punching my woman in the face.

  34. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Getting there… getting there….

  35. Serena Williams Cleavage Sony Ericsson Open
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    “Rarrrrrr….!! She Hulk smash in three sets!!”

    BTW, would still do. I don’t know why, but I would totally let her vagina murder my penis.

  36. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Pardon me sir, but you’re wearing items form our ladies line and… what? You’re a woman?! I… I’m sorry… I have to lie down, the room is spinning.”

  37. Lily Aldridge Cleavage Legs Tight Dress
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    I don’t who you are or what you’re selling, but shut up and take my money!!

  38. Corinne Bishop Bikini Jamie Foxx Daughter
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    She may be a “Bishop” but that face is ugly as a sin. Huh? HUH?! I’m sorry, I’ll show myself out…

  39. Corinne Bishop Bikini Jamie Foxx Daughter
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    Much better. Thank you.

  40. Corinne Bishop Bikini Jamie Foxx Daughter
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    Yes… Yes… YES…!!

  41. Corinne Bishop Bikini Jamie Foxx Daughter
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    NO! No! no! NO!!

  42. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
    John Travolta
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    Oh hey look…it’s Sebastian Bach from Skid Row. He lost some weight.

  43. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.

  44. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
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    There is another…

  45. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
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    At some point, Sweden had TWO of these, and let them both go. Seriously, WTF Sweden?

  46. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
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    Would bang either of them (hopefully both of them at the same time) so hard.

  47. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    JoJo is hot as fuck.

    • Yes, she is! And I think the time has come when she should give us all a look at what she’s workin’ with. I’m thinking an online petition. Or maybe our Canadian contingent has some pull with her…???

  48. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
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    Argo II ?

  49. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
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    This could be a pretty epic threesome.

  50. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
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    I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…

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