The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.22.13

March 22nd, 2013 // 294 Comments

“Isn’t that funny? She calls these ‘breasts’ too!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which serves to address the issue of vagina murder again, but only because I believe this woman’s could karate chop you to death. We’ve also got Drake Bell joining the illustrious club of men whose penises we’ve shamefully exploited, ditto for Serena Williams. Then there’s the most fearsome gang in Hollywood and finally, this pic JLo put on Twitter that would be totally ridiculous if she’d ever made a movie where the message was essentially, if a man beats you, you learn kickboxing, wait, then violently kill him.

Could you even imagine?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Carnie Wilson Fat
    Techman
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    I guess her name is short for Carnivore?

  2. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    Adam: “you can play Batmans new nemesis, we’ll call you ‘Chinface’ ”
    Rumor: ” I don’t want my costume to be too sexy”
    Adam: “not a problem”

  3. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
    Darth Tiger
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    …Yyyyyyes, your feelings for them are strong, especially for…Sister!…Wait, TWIN SISTER?!? Identical? I’ll buy you a new house on the old one, JUST PLEASE, TAKE ME BACK BABY!!!!!!

  4. Doutzen Kroes Cut Off Jean Shorts
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    Yes. Please.

  5. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    Batman meets his new arch-nemesis..The Jawbreaker!

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi. I’m sexy and your not. Give me everything free in this store.”

  7. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
    Inner Retard
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    Is that a spot that’s not blue?! Damn, I’ve gotta call Chris! He will not like this… Yay!!

  8. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know how to spell the onomatopoeia for one of those air farts that give just a little squeak at the end.

    pfwoooooooooooooooeeeek?

  9. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I want to ‘Bonk’ you and ‘Splash’ all over your . . . I don’t have a Batman themed innuendo for tits. Can we have sex now?”

  10. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    I’m googling you. I better find topless or better.

  11. Serena Williams Cleavage Sony Ericsson Open
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    “Harlem Shake, bitch!”

  12. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
    Inner Retard
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    After spending time with Robin even Rumer Willis’ boobs look hot.

  13. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
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    Heather looks awful in this picture. (both were born in 1970)

  14. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
    Inner Retard
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    Damn, is that my wife or mistress? I knew buying cheap glasses would bite me in the ass. – Quietly calls closest paparazzi to find out.

  15. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
    contusion
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    Suddenly I’m hungry for pancakes.

  16. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
    Inner Retard
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    $500. Maybe $600. Wait, she’s not an escort?!

  17. Lily Aldridge Cleavage Legs Tight Dress
    Dude in Alaska
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    Now THAT is a woman.

  18. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
    contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    The echo awards? The echo awards? The echo awards? The echo awards? The echo awards?

  19. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
    Cock Dr
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    That’s his grand-daughter….right?

  20. Carnie Wilson Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    Just got the planning department to approve the new Claim Jumper.

  21. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
    contusion
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    That wasn’t an earthquake…it was just Glenn Danzig just rolling over in his grave.

  22. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
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    No point in wearing a disguise when you rendezvous with Lois, Bruce. Clark can see right through it.

  23. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
    Ladypants
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    I’m interested to see whether it takes two Kinects to recognize that she’s devoid of talent.

  24. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
    contusion
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    Well, what’s he supposed to look at? Her face?

  25. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    I thought Splash was about diving, not imitating an elephant seal rookery.

  26. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Bring out the dynamite. Let’s make it rain blubber all over the town!

  27. Carnie Wilson Fat
    Jack the stripper
    Commented on this photo:

    A never-was and a has-been. But which is which?

  28. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    Harleychin.

  29. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
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    This dude’s weight fluctuates more than Jonah Hill’s.

  30. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    She looks kind of like a Bratz doll.

  31. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
    Colin
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    What is that, Nicole Kidman’s prototype?

  32. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
    Ladypants
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    One of them is an speckled, besotten wretch known for representing the unholy union of man and winged beast, and — hey, there’s Adam West!

  33. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
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    I didn’t know Menudo was still around.

  34. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
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    No wonder Amanda Bynes wants him to murder her vagina.

  35. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    When I see the name Nicole Eggert, my first thoughts are seeing her running through the sand in that tight red suit in Baywatch. That image then morphs into the photo above, and it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

  36. John Mayer Stupid Hat Posing With Fan
    Deacon Jones
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    Its too early in the weekend to start hoggin’, John.

    Nevermind, you’re a fucking loser.

  37. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
    Pete
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    Heather’s got crazy eyes & she’s got that whole bobble-head thing going on. Not attractive.

  38. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ve reached Thetan Level 7 …..HAHA…….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”

  39. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Heather Graham..is so sexy!

  40. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Darling, my arm is getting tired holding this coke bottle, can I switch to my fingers again?”

    “No….NO!”

  41. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
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    “I’m gonna MURDER Amanda Bynes’ vagina! Just like she aked me…And then I’m going to FINISH the job!”

  42. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mommy? Which one are you?”

    “I don’t know, honey.”

  43. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t stand too high off the other ground or the boys will try to get a peek up your dress.

  44. Lily Aldridge Cleavage Legs Tight Dress
    pete
    Commented on this photo:

    lil skinny for my taste, but still a beautiful woman.

  45. John Mayer Stupid Hat Posing With Fan
    Commented on this photo:

    John decides to take a break from relationships for awhile. And just f@$# around a fat chick for a bit.

  46. Serena Williams Cleavage Sony Ericsson Open
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “AAAIIEEEE!! A PUDDLE! “

  47. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
    Commented on this photo:

    Rupert and the Lady Boy

  48. Jennifer Lopez Chris Brown Twitter
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    Four seconds later…four stereos, a couch, piano, desk lamp, wireless modem, and a drawing table were all completely destroyed.

  49. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
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    Jaden hits puberty and that parking meter would never display the correct time again.

  50. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    I love when they jump out of the water and glide on to the mat like that. So majestic!

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