The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.21.14

March 21st, 2014 // 415 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds me on day three of whatever mysterious virus is causing my throat to feel like a cat with flames for claws scratched the fuck out of it. (I knew it was you Miley, you broke my heart.) So before I chug a gallon of Cepacol, let me point out a few of my favorite selections today. There’s the old Full House crew back together, although Dave Coulier is looking like shit, the return of The Wookie Wallet, and the shirtless Andy Garcia pic that will give you the green light on starting to drink early this weekend.

And by early I mean right goddamn now. Those hairy nips..*shudders, chugs whiskey, closes eyes*..nope, I can still see them,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    stucco
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    Why do they have her wearing a fat suit?

  2. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Moschino Store Opening
    stucco
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    Which of these blind pulls closes the gap in her teeth?

  3. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
    JimBB
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    Wanted: Cuban seeking Mexican for some emergency hedge clipping.

  4. Anna Paquin Being Pushed In Chair By Stephen Moyer
    Eejut
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    To the GOOP mobile!

  5. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard With Shit Stuck In It Enemy Premiere
    JimBB
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    Someone just made Zach Galifianakis’ shit list.

  6. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cigarette Pregnant Belly Sweaty Forehead Moschino Store Opening
    JimBB
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    Excuse me, I was told there would be crack….

  7. Bob Saget Robert Evans John Stamos 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
    JimBB
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    The once-a-decade moment when Robert Evans isn’t the most lecherous asshole in the room.

  8. January Jones Bitchface Legs Minidress 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
    JimBB
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    Somewhere, a child is floating face-down in a bathtub.

  9. Alec Baldwin Fat Gut Running On Beach Still Alice Set
    Eejut
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    He just found Slater Trout.

  10. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    JimBB
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    I think I know what they saw on that satellite photo off the coast of Australia.

  11. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
    youknowit
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    EAT MY BABY CLAM!!

  12. Anna Paquin Being Pushed In Chair By Stephen Moyer
    JimBB
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    And I thought *my* first wife was fucking lazy.

  13. Andrew Garfield Teaching Autistic Kids To Surf
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    Looks like his spidey sense is considering hiring a new agent.

  14. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
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    that’s hot

  15. Sophia Bush Butt Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    Celebrity Illiteracy is no laughing matter, people. Do you have any idea how many lives are lost every year in L.A. just from “Bridge Out” signs alone?

  16. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
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    What do you call a “goth wookie” that doesn’t sound racist against non-wookies?

  17. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
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    I just saw her on Drag Race talking fabric in the puss area and she can’t even take her own advice. Kamel kut pants.

  18. Anna Paquin Being Pushed In Chair By Stephen Moyer
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    “Hello, Nero? Grab your kerosene and your fiddle, we’ve got work to do.”

  19. Sophia Bush Butt Yoga Pants
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    Signs are for people who can read. And for people who can’t not read.

  20. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
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    Challenge number one for contestant’s of this Apprentice should be creating a 3D map of that hair. We’re thirty years into this Donald Trump experience and I still don’t have a single idea how it works.

  21. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard With Shit Stuck In It Enemy Premiere
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    “I don’t usually make love in the movies, but when I do, it is to another man.”

  22. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard With Shit Stuck In It Enemy Premiere
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    I can’t wait to see what wacky hijinks are going to happen this time once Sean Astin and Pauly Shore get this guy cleaned up.

  23. Rose McGowan Ultra Skinny Ribcage Showing Moschino Store Opening
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    You can, in fact, have too many dimples.

  24. Alec Baldwin Fat Gut Running On Beach Still Alice Set
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    The beach is so lucky it doesn’t have voice mail.

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    Danny DeVito as the Penguin.

  26. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cigarette Pregnant Belly Sweaty Forehead Moschino Store Opening
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    Is it pregnant?

  27. Serena Williams Crazy Game Face Sony Ericsson Open
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    She has everything you look for in a tennis player: speed, power, grace, a penis.

  28. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
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    ANOTHER Wonka remake? Good god.

  29. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
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    Mmm… bendy.

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    Kim Kardashian jeans: now with iPad-sized pockets for your convenience.

  31. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
    MarketingMike
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    This is the way things work in Hollywood.

    1. She’s had his daughter, her financial legacy is secure
    2. She’s putting feelers out for something a little younger

    You really didn’t think she was going to stick around did you?
    She had his kid weeks ago, right? The real question is…
    Did she convince him to marry her without a pre-nup?
    I’m guessing yes…

  32. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
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    I think I can see his twin.

  33. Andrew Garfield Teaching Autistic Kids To Surf
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    Meanwhile, on the set of the Jerry Sandusky movie.

  34. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    GLT
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    “The Kardashians, much like vampires, don’t cast a reflection, so no, I haven’t looked in the mirror. Why?”

  35. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard With Shit Stuck In It Enemy Premiere
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    I’m guessing his enemy is Gillette Fusion ProGlide.

  36. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
    MarketingMike
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    The first Cuban James Bond, step aside Daniel Craig

  37. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
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    If you make eye contact with it, it will attack.

  38. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cigarette Pregnant Belly Sweaty Forehead Moschino Store Opening
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    Hair by Divine Brown.

  39. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
    Swearin
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    “I want to go there” – Liz Lemon

  40. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard With Shit Stuck In It Enemy Premiere
    Swearin
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    Edgar Ramirez called, he wants his look back

  41. January Jones Bitchface Legs Minidress 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
    MarketingMike
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    I first saw her in a movie with Tommy Lee Jones. She looked hot,
    and only had a couple of lines. I didn’t mind her acting at that point.
    Several years of Mad Men, a part that required no acting talent.

    Then as the Ice Queen, which highlighted her lack of acting talent.
    Today I literally gagged through Sweetwater, in which she looks 10
    years older, and showcases even LESS acting talent and already
    sagging tits. What a wonderful life her mystery son must have.

  42. January Jones Bitchface Legs Minidress 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
    Swearin
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    Can the Keck School of Medicine of USC transplant a personality into her?

  43. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
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    I beg to differ when they say orange looks good on everybody.

  44. Shakira Cleavage Legs Mesh Dress New Album Photo Call
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    You know, she doesn’t annoy me.

  45. Alec Baldwin Fat Gut Running On Beach Still Alice Set
    Butch
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    “Is that . . .? It is. It’s a barrel of whiskey. I’ve got you now John Jameson!”

  46. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard With Shit Stuck In It Enemy Premiere
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    So instead of finding a woman to be his beard he grew one?

  47. Nicole Aniston Topless Butt Thong Bikini 138 Water
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    Cigarette butt.

  48. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly Spandex Shirt NBC Studios
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    Someday there will be a vaccine for fucking stupid.

  49. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
    alex
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    This is why Alex always calls her the apex of class and decorum.

  50. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard With Shit Stuck In It Enemy Premiere
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    Now, he can finally play the Jaw Harp with Mumford & Sons!

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