The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.21.14

March 21st, 2014 // 415 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds me on day three of whatever mysterious virus is causing my throat to feel like a cat with flames for claws scratched the fuck out of it. (I knew it was you Miley, you broke my heart.) So before I chug a gallon of Cepacol, let me point out a few of my favorite selections today. There’s the old Full House crew back together, although Dave Coulier is looking like shit, the return of The Wookie Wallet, and the shirtless Andy Garcia pic that will give you the green light on starting to drink early this weekend.

And by early I mean right goddamn now. Those hairy nips..*shudders, chugs whiskey, closes eyes*..nope, I can still see them,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicole Aniston Topless Butt Thong Bikini 138 Water
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey! I know who this…oh. Right. I’ll see myself out.

  2. January Jones Bitchface Legs Minidress 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
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    Allow me to reiterate… wet, naked and monochrome is a good look for her. This? Not so much.

  3. Anna Paquin Being Pushed In Chair By Stephen Moyer
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sookeh, ah am tahred of peddlin’ and would like a tahll, frosty TruBlood, please.”

  4. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
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    “Parental Advisory” is right. Hell, everyone should be advised.

  5. Nicole Aniston Topless Butt Thong Bikini 138 Water
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    That bottle placement = brilliant marketing.

  6. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    After many years, The Donald finally mastered the art of matching hair with face color.

  7. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Thirty-five years ago I was trying to improve the look of my front lawn and started spreading something-or-other in the grass. Unfortunately the spreader broke and dumped almost all of that crap in a very small area. From that day until now, the lawn looks just like Andy’s chest.

  8. Charlize Theron Butt Swimsuit Jetski
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    Is she riding it or crashing it?

  9. Rose McGowan Ultra Skinny Ribcage Showing Moschino Store Opening
    JC
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    I generally don’t like to make fun of her because of that whole car-accident-destroying-her-original-face thing, but Rose, sweetie? Those clothes are 100% your fault. A cut-up high school letterman jacket does not a skirt make.

  10. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Kardashian subtlety? On the back of the jeans there’s a

    W I D E L O A D

    sign.

  11. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “PARENTAL ADVISORY: Do not beat in any board game. Will tear your arms our of sockets.”

  12. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
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    Ah, the old horizontal AND vertical comb over!

  13. Shakira Cleavage Legs Mesh Dress New Album Photo Call
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    *drool*

  14. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cigarette Pregnant Belly Sweaty Forehead Moschino Store Opening
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    That’s what we call a “butt in the front”

  15. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
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    She just acting out against her daddy. By daddy I mean Alex.

  16. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly Spandex Shirt NBC Studios
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    Fucking dough head.

  17. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
    wizard of flaws
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    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

  18. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard With Shit Stuck In It Enemy Premiere
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    He’s ready for Brokeback Nickelodeon.

  19. Bob Saget Robert Evans John Stamos 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
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    Full Old Folks Home.

  20. Nicole Aniston Topless Butt Thong Bikini 138 Water
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    Next photo shoot? Sybian advertising campaign.

  21. Nicole Aniston Topless Butt Thong Bikini 138 Water
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    Sold.

  22. Andrew Garfield Teaching Autistic Kids To Surf
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    Pedosharks come out of nowhere.

  23. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
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    Buffet Advisory.

  24. January Jones Bitchface Legs Minidress 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
    cricket
    Commented on this photo:

    Not Shown: January’s stylist laughing hysterically.

  25. Alec Baldwin Fat Gut Running On Beach Still Alice Set
    Commented on this photo:

    This could be the worst speed skating movie ever.

  26. Nicole Aniston Topless Butt Thong Bikini 138 Water
    Grammar Police
    Commented on this photo:

    I like this picture so much that when I went to the 138 water website, I didn’t care that they put an apostrophe in “8 different color’s to choose from!”

  27. Sophia Bush Butt Yoga Pants
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    She may want to consider taking the stairs instead… ya know, so that she can actually HAVE an ass worth looking at.

  28. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
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    When did the Stay Puff Marsh mellow man get fat?

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    How do those little legs hold up those big ole ass cheeks?

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    Put this on your Cover, VOGUE

  31. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the traditional stance for birthing rude thoughtless little pigs.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    I bet she has a hot tub size of a toilet.

  33. January Jones Bitchface Legs Minidress 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    I must be getting old. I can barely muster the energy to joke about her kid.

  34. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    Grapapa
    Commented on this photo:

    MY EYES!!!!

  35. Rita Ora Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
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    Worst comb-over.

  36. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
    Slappy Magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope I look that good when I’m 58.

    And by “look that good” I mean “give that little of a shit.”

  37. Benji Madden Joel Madden Iced Coffees
    evilstamos
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    Laying the classic “nobody could be douchier than this guy unless he had a twin” trap.

  38. Nicole Aniston Topless Butt Thong Bikini 138 Water
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    “Ahh, I fucking love water. If only I could be covered in water, that would be a dream come true”

  39. Bob Saget Robert Evans John Stamos 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
    Slappy Magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Full House of Coke.

  40. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
    brick
    Commented on this photo:

    This hair is what put Stephen Hawking in a wheel chair!

  41. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “To my makeup artist: you’re fired.”

  42. Andrew Garfield Teaching Autistic Kids To Surf
    Slappy Magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    My spidey sense is ti…no, wait, Jeffrey here just peed.

  43. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
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    That is just fucking horrendous.

  44. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
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    ” Yea I’m want something deep friend sent to the pool, what ever you got in the fridge.”

  45. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    Slappy Magoo
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    Last time I aw something that big and white Gregory Peck was trying to harpoon it.

  46. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
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    I just pictured the splash she would make if they shoved her out of a helicopter over the ocean, lol

  47. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what happens when you lose a few pounds…you think you’re Kendall and can wear anything.

  48. Nicole Aniston Topless Butt Thong Bikini 138 Water
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    Wow, good girl

  49. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
    Slappy Magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    So you shoot the water pistol in the clown’s mouth and if his hair flips all the way up first you win the Mini Me Minion doll? Is that how this game works?

  50. Benji Madden Joel Madden Iced Coffees
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, look! It’s the WWE’s latest tag-team sensation – The Fuck Knuckles!

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