Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds me on day three of whatever mysterious virus is causing my throat to feel like a cat with flames for claws scratched the fuck out of it. (I knew it was you Miley, you broke my heart.) So before I chug a gallon of Cepacol, let me point out a few of my favorite selections today. There’s the old Full House crew back together, although Dave Coulier is looking like shit, the return of The Wookie Wallet, and the shirtless Andy Garcia pic that will give you the green light on starting to drink early this weekend.
And by early I mean right goddamn now. Those hairy nips..*shudders, chugs whiskey, closes eyes*..nope, I can still see them,
- Photo Boy