The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.21.14

March 21st, 2014 // 415 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds me on day three of whatever mysterious virus is causing my throat to feel like a cat with flames for claws scratched the fuck out of it. (I knew it was you Miley, you broke my heart.) So before I chug a gallon of Cepacol, let me point out a few of my favorite selections today. There’s the old Full House crew back together, although Dave Coulier is looking like shit, the return of The Wookie Wallet, and the shirtless Andy Garcia pic that will give you the green light on starting to drink early this weekend.

And by early I mean right goddamn now. Those hairy nips..*shudders, chugs whiskey, closes eyes*..nope, I can still see them,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
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    instagram gives Alec plenty to worry about

    • Johnny Barbells

      wait… what day was this picture actually taken? was it the 12th? did anyone see alec in harlem that day, receiving a text?

  2. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
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    do these necklaces distract from my chest carpet?

  3. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard With Shit Stuck In It Enemy Premiere
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    “Andy Garcia’s left nipple holds a press conference.”

  4. Andrew Garfield Teaching Autistic Kids To Surf
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    he really is a hero

  5. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    What is Alec’s problem? If i was married to someone who could pose like that, I’d never be mad at anybody.

  6. Anna Paquin Being Pushed In Chair By Stephen Moyer
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    “Hello 911? Russell Brand has been chasing us with an erection for 12 blocks!”

  7. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If she wore those heels, she could strike oil

  8. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
    Ruckus
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    I can see what’s in her wallet.

  9. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I know he’s had great success in the business world, but can anybody take seriously a guy with an orange face and hair hat?

  10. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    Ruckus
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    The Ghost of Christmas Future.

  11. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
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    She looks like she just let a massive tofu fart.

  12. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
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    Andy Garcia is going full Al Bundy

  13. Alec Baldwin Fat Gut Running On Beach Still Alice Set
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Oops. Looks like Alec just saw the picture of Hilaria bent like a pretzel.

  14. Andrew Garfield Teaching Autistic Kids To Surf
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    That kid looks like he is running for his life.

  15. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
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    I must be getting old, because I’m sitting here wondering what the hell ever happened to modesty and decency.

  16. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
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    That could easily be some random trailer trash outside a Dollar General in the middle of Alabama

  17. Serena Williams Crazy Game Face Sony Ericsson Open
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She looks like she could beat the shit out of me, but I’d still fuck her before anybody named Kardashian.

  18. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cigarette Pregnant Belly Sweaty Forehead Moschino Store Opening
    jep
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    Wow… that’s unfortunate. Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

  19. Andrew Garfield Teaching Autistic Kids To Surf
    JungleRed
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    He looks thrilled. PR firm forcing him to do damage control?

  20. January Jones Bitchface Legs Minidress 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
    jep
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    Huh… horizontal stripes don’t make you look less of a bitch. Go figure.

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The scary thing is that those pants actually fit. So unless she has her jeans custom made, there must be other women who fit into that size.

    • Jack Ketch

      She does, she so obviously does. There is no standard size that accommodates that much fat (or whatever the fuck) injections. :P

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    Her ass looks like her tits are trying to escape through the back of her pants

  23. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    jep
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    The expression on the girl behind her pretty much sums it all up.

  24. Sophia Bush Butt Yoga Pants
    jep
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    She might want to look at the sign on the elevator instead of looking at the cameras.

  25. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    phantomduck
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    Shouldn’t her shirt warn of “excessive content”?

  26. Anna Paquin Being Pushed In Chair By Stephen Moyer
    phantomduck
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    Does he chew her food, too?

  27. Alec Baldwin Fat Gut Running On Beach Still Alice Set
    jep
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    Don’t make me ask you what’s in your fucking wallet again!

  28. Rose McGowan Ultra Skinny Ribcage Showing Moschino Store Opening
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    Did someone shoot her top out of a t-shirt cannon? Get a steamer, girl.

  29. America Ferrera Cleavage Michael Pena Cesar Chaves Premiere
    jep
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    “You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.”

  30. Rita Ora Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
    jep
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    Who?

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    jep
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    Aw damnit… do we HAVE to have multiple Kartrashian kunts in a single TCWM?

  32. Francia Raisa Butt See Through Dress Unlikely Heroes Presents Love Is Heroic
    jep
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    Who?

  33. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    tito
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    a truer shirt has never been worn.

  34. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
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    Who took this picture?

  35. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    BoutTime
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    At least they finally made these Kardashians start wearing Parental Advisory labels. It’s a start.

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Walter Peck
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    I wonder if there is a niche industry in Hollywood that specifically deals in toilet seat replacement.

  37. January Jones Bitchface Legs Minidress 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
    ThisWillHurt
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    Be honest. Who said Bitchyjuice three times?

  38. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
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    Big girls should never wear white, it makes them look 20 times bigger, didnt anyone ever tell her that??

  39. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Talking to agent: “Are you sure we don’t want to make this a ‘Full Monty’ moment? I’ve got my hand in the waistband … the paps will never know what hit them.”

  40. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
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    Your move Ireland.

  41. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
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    “Get a lighter! I´m about to fart!!”

  42. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
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    Damn, he’s in good shape… relatively speaking.

  43. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
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    Andy Garcia: Now full of rice and beans.

  44. Donald Trump Ridiculous Combover Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Announcement
    ThisWillHurt
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    Orange is the new cunt.

  45. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard With Shit Stuck In It Enemy Premiere
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Is he STILL pitching that prequel idea, ‘Brokeback Neanderthal’?

  46. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans Midriff
    kenny
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    It Lives! …Part 2

  47. Andy Garcia Shirtless Fat Hairy Belly
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    my self confidence just went thru the roof after seeing this….

  48. Hilaria Baldwin Naked Legs Behind Ears Instagram
    JC
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    She’s only able to achieve the more advanced yoga positions when Alec punches her into shape.

  49. Bob Saget Robert Evans John Stamos 2nd Annual Rebel With A Cause Gala
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    Hey look, it’s the Aristocrats.

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