“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”
I’ll ready the turpentine,
- The Superficial
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Not shown: The white guy who’s going to make a more money than either of them in this fight, without throwing a punch.
Not since Flavor Flav has the black community been so proudly represented.
I wonder if anyone has asked him when his next album is dropping.
No wait, I don’t wonder about that.
Her character in the movie is named “Every stripper on her day off.”
If you think that’s bad, you should see Eddie’s pimped-out walker.
A warning to every actor in Hollywood still foolish enough to not run when they see Kate Hudson creeping up.
Just pretend it’s your mother, sir.
Rocky just wouldn’t drop–long after every wished he would.
You should only be allowed to wear a fedora if you’re about to do a card trick.
Lookit dem tittaes! Just lookit dem! Tittaes the size o’ my head! Tittaies!
You never look The Oprah directly in the eye.
She’s got a husband, a Billion dollars, and a baby on the way. What the fuck now does she need to lose any weight for? Forget the daisy duke ass, it’s gone, it’s never coming back. She has absolutely no reason to give a rat’s ass about how fat she’s become.
Jennifer Aniston looks sad.
How many times has her husband had to say the “Just because you’re pregnant doesn’t mean it’s a food free for all” speech.
“Hey Fed, how much did Britney pay for that ticket?”
The best song of their new album is by far “Cupping Farts”.
look mom, no tattoos!
those boots should not be worn by her.
My wife had twins, each over 8lbs, and never looked like she swallowed and entire fast food chain, employees and all…..
Looks like he lost weight.
Just being herself.
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