The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.2.12

March 2nd, 2012 // 514 Comments

“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”

I’ll ready the turpentine,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Floyd Mayweather Miguel Cotto
    EricLr
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    Not shown: The white guy who’s going to make a more money than either of them in this fight, without throwing a punch.

  2. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    EricLr
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    Not since Flavor Flav has the black community been so proudly represented.

  3. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
    EricLr
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    I wonder if anyone has asked him when his next album is dropping.

    No wait, I don’t wonder about that.

  4. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
    EricLr
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    Her character in the movie is named “Every stripper on her day off.”

  5. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    EricLr
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    If you think that’s bad, you should see Eddie’s pimped-out walker.

  6. Goldie Hawn
    EricLr
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    A warning to every actor in Hollywood still foolish enough to not run when they see Kate Hudson creeping up.

  7. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    EricLr
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    Just pretend it’s your mother, sir.

  8. Sylvester Stallone Jennifer Flavin
    EricLr
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    Rocky just wouldn’t drop–long after every wished he would.

  9. John C. Reily
    EricLr
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    You should only be allowed to wear a fedora if you’re about to do a card trick.

  10. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Hugh Johnson
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    Lookit dem tittaes! Just lookit dem! Tittaes the size o’ my head! Tittaies!

  11. Oprah
    Saucy
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    You never look The Oprah directly in the eye.

  12. Schmidtler

    She’s got a husband, a Billion dollars, and a baby on the way. What the fuck now does she need to lose any weight for? Forget the daisy duke ass, it’s gone, it’s never coming back. She has absolutely no reason to give a rat’s ass about how fat she’s become.

  13. Goldie Hawn
    Your Momma's Valtrex
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    Jennifer Aniston looks sad.

  14. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Clown Shoes
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    How many times has her husband had to say the “Just because you’re pregnant doesn’t mean it’s a food free for all” speech.

  15. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
    Clown Shoes
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    “Hey Fed, how much did Britney pay for that ticket?”

  16. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    Clown Shoes
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    The best song of their new album is by far “Cupping Farts”.

  17. Katie Cleary Bikini
    turd da third
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    look mom, no tattoos!

  18. Goldie Hawn
    heyblondie
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    those boots should not be worn by her.

  19. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    g
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    My wife had twins, each over 8lbs, and never looked like she swallowed and entire fast food chain, employees and all…..

  20. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
    Sliver
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    Looks like he lost weight.

  21. Oprah
    Sliver
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    Just being herself.

  22. Floyd Mayweather Miguel Cotto
    rekla,ma opole
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